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D4V360
April 4th, 2006, 19:48
Pissed off?
Put it here!

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Got this from the UPS tracking site:

ROTTERDAM, NL 04/04/2006 6:15 's middags THE RECEIVER WAS UNAVAILABLE TO SIGN ON THE 1ST DELIVERY ATTEMPT. A 2ND DELIVERY ATTEMPT WILL BE MADE

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Stayed home all day to receive my console and now they come up with this shit! they must have wrongly deleivered it to my ex-work were it was picked up and were i fired myself last week. Shitty UPS!

Nino
April 4th, 2006, 20:47
etalien; someone's trying to talk to you...

Rival24
April 4th, 2006, 21:00
Just breathe in, breathe out and beat the crap out of the first Microsoft employee you can find.

Curry
April 4th, 2006, 21:03
Just breathe in, breathe out and beat the crap out of the first Microsoft employee you can find.
I can call a few :P

Rival24
April 4th, 2006, 21:05
I can call a few :P
Just give me Bill..

etalien
April 4th, 2006, 21:06
:( Sucks for you...

Anyways, how about this:

I send my 360 in for repair 5 weeks ago... After many, many calls i finally recieved a new 360, but WITHOUT harddisk and poweradapter!!!!!!! 8)7
First they blamed me: "You didn't send them to us" "You can buy them from us, new for 180 euro". I was like WTF? :-(

Anyway, somehow there was no communication between the repair center and the call center, they clamed it was a language problem... :X Finally I spoke to the boss from the boss who told me he was going to send new parts at once! Right. So I waited, and waited, and after 5 days (I can send packages to the moon faster) it arrived, so I jumped in the air, opened the box and THEY FORGOT THE HARDDISK.

So now I called this high boss again, and I was mad at him, really mad... He gave me his boss (this is the highest boss from the call center), I said to him he should send me the HD right away, that this really was the limit. And not a '5 day sending' no, these things normally take less than 24 hours.

Well that was today, I'll update you when the saga continues... ;)

D4V360
April 5th, 2006, 01:29
lol,
yeah i knew your story, sucks even more indeed, but i'm not happy with the fact that my xbox 360 is propably going to land in the hands of the sun of my ex-boss. I even drove by my ex work tonight to secretly check the mail for a note from the UPS but there was none there! I beleive the mailman got tired and wanted to go home and just reported that i wasn't at home... argh, now i have to get up early tomorrow to call UPS and lets hope they can still change te adress...

Neejoh
April 5th, 2006, 20:53
There is this webpage (http://www.xboxic.com) that's stressing me out.... They promised that the demo of Tomb Raider would be online for us to download, well guess again! They're a bunch of noobs over there http://home.planet.nl/~veen3911/pix/GoT/sad.png

:*

Curry
April 5th, 2006, 21:08
Amateur site with fake articles :r

Chris
April 5th, 2006, 21:10
What is this, Amateur hour?

Ponder416
April 5th, 2006, 23:05
Amateur site with fake articles :r

Lets SPAM the fawkers >:) , and show them what we think of there Lie's...


ALL LIE'S!!!:-(

Studley
April 10th, 2006, 21:33
I just tried to go onto the Gamespot forums (yeah, I know, "traitor") and got this message:

http://www.neilstudd.com/images/gamespotoff.jpg

Their forums are offline for four months?! :D I think someone forgot to change the message since their forums last went down... at least, I hope so...

Chris
April 10th, 2006, 23:14
That's interesting.

Curry
April 11th, 2006, 03:54
Lol, perhaps they just know how trustworthy their admins are ;)

Curry
April 17th, 2006, 18:09
a) found out this morning my headset had died. Something had gnawed the cable to shreds. I'm eating cat tonight.

b) Was going to review the Nyko Intercooler today. Had everything set up including heat-sensitive foil and everything. Plugged in the review unit they'd shipped here by courier. Got the Ring of Death. Gasped. Turned out only the cooler was fubar thank god, but no review today.

xboxguy
April 25th, 2006, 02:17
a) found out this morning my headset had died. Something had gnawed the cable to shreds. I'm eating cat tonight.

b) Was going to review the Nyko Intercooler today. Had everything set up including heat-sensitive foil and everything. Plugged in the review unit they'd shipped here by courier. Got the Ring of Death. Gasped. Turned out only the cooler was fubar thank god, but no review today.
what does fubar mean, a kid i know always uses that.

huricanelane
April 25th, 2006, 05:30
what does fubar mean, a kid i know always uses that.

I believe it means F*cked up beyond recognition

I remember some chick got mad at me back in High School because I used it apparently she just got done watching saving Private Ryan. I think its used in that anyways, never watched it.

Curry
April 25th, 2006, 11:19
what does fubar mean, a kid i know always uses that. Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition, originating from the Vietnam war for soldiers that got blown up by grenades or impaled on spikes etc.

apparently WW2 originating indeed, see wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fubar#Etymology)

Rival24
April 25th, 2006, 12:14
According to Band of Brothers it was used in WW2

Curry
April 30th, 2006, 21:58
My 360 is acting unstable right now :/

Aift
April 30th, 2006, 22:14
Well.

I was going to trade in the following games:

Dead of Alive 4
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Perfect Dark: Zero
NBA 2k6
Project Gotham Racing 3

I took the games to school, because there is a Game Stop right down the street. I bought a 'Heavy Duty' lock just days before. I store the games in my locker which had a brand new Heavy Duty lock on it, because I didn't want them to fall out of my book bag while I was playing around or running up the steps. Around 7th period, I go to get my World History book... just when I open my locker I notice my games are gone. I freaked out. I asked my friend who I share a lock with, if he had them... he didn't have it. I was so pissed I am out almost $400.00 worth of games.

God damnit:-( .

Rival24
April 30th, 2006, 22:18
Damn Aift, that sucks a lot :(

Curry
April 30th, 2006, 22:18
Ouch that's a bitch :X

etalien
May 1st, 2006, 01:22
:X Omg Aift, that really sucks indeed!

Aift
May 1st, 2006, 02:07
The only games I have now are:

Top Spin 2
Halo 2
Ghost Recon 3 Advanced Warfighter
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Curry
May 1st, 2006, 02:40
Oblivion ought to keep you busy for a while thankfully, and GRAW for online ;)

Emily
May 1st, 2006, 06:09
Oblivion ought to keep you busy for a while thankfully, and GRAW for online ;)

Mmmm Oblivion makes me happy. Oblivion should make everyone happy :)

Longsword_337
May 1st, 2006, 20:41
actually fubar means f*cked up beyond all reasoning.

look it up on wikipedia.

lol

ya, i hate myspace. i got one juist for shits and giggles, and now, i have like 80 old men hitting me up for 'portraits' (apparentlyu, theyre too old to know that we call em pix these days...). ya, lemme go get my box camera.

lol, and i hate curry's cat. hey, man, ship me some steaks, kk?? u ever get a new one??

one complaint i have about GRAW: there are no idiot filters for XBL play.

i was online the other day, and some (insert racial term here) (black dude) was rapping shit about microsoft... that the ps3 would own al, and the rap was particularly bad, in the sense nothing rhymed.

now, i live in a ms household, so u talk shit about microsoft, and i go ballistic. even tho their stock has gone down 10.00 in the past 2 weeks.

lol.

my vent.

/rant

Rival24
May 1st, 2006, 21:04
actually fubar means f*cked up beyond all reasoning.

look it up on wikipedia.

According to the dutch version of Wikipedia it means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. Another perfect example of how unreliable Wikipedia actually is. Some other sources say it means Fucked Up Beyond All Repair... Doesn't really matter that much since the shortcut is generally known as something bad :P

Curry
May 1st, 2006, 22:22
actually fubar means f*cked up beyond all reasoning.

look it up on wikipedia.
Wikipedia claims all are correct :)

Ponder416
May 1st, 2006, 23:24
if nobody told ya yet, that sucks big time. But you still have the best 360 games that are out now!!

Kulis68
May 2nd, 2006, 19:39
So being new, I thought it would fun to poor gas in this thread. This was my experience with the MS tech suppport. *start flashback*

Got a 360... loved on my 360... rocked it's world... broke my 360... I mourned my 360...

So I call the glorious Microsoft 360 support. Rep was a complete moron... I was worried... seriously... and he was american...

I get the return box like the rep said i would, didn't toss in HD or power supply like he said i should. Something about the instructions proved her indeed was a moron. So packed it up, started crying thinking this is the last time I will see this piece of art...

Too my shock i got my system back 6 days later... with a letter saying "sorry for the trouble, here is a brand new system" ok so maybe that isn't exactly the wording .... but still a NEW one.

I cough funny and decide that i need to catch up some "work" with the new one... again rocking it's little mind! Hours of touching the smooth knobs, and jamming those buttons over and over... TECHNOPHILE FTW! In my near coma state the next morning, i hear a know at the door, thinking it's the police from last night's wrongness. IT'S UPS... DROPPING OFF ANOTHER 360!

*End flashback*

So that was 2 months ago... it's stayed in the box. I need another power supply. But I tested it out, it works. I confirmed the SN was different than the broken first one, it's a new system... So I confirmed one thing... the service rep was so a moron...

PS know where a fella can get a extra power supply? :)

Emily
May 2nd, 2006, 20:58
So being new, I thought it would fun to poor gas in this thread. This was my experience with the MS tech suppport. *start flashback*

Got a 360... loved on my 360... rocked it's world... broke my 360... I mourned my 360...

So I call the glorious Microsoft 360 support. Rep was a complete moron... I was worried... seriously... and he was american...

I get the return box like the rep said i would, didn't toss in HD or power supply like he said i should. Something about the instructions proved her indeed was a moron. So packed it up, started crying thinking this is the last time I will see this piece of art...

Too my shock i got my system back 6 days later... with a letter saying "sorry for the trouble, here is a brand new system" ok so maybe that isn't exactly the wording .... but still a NEW one.

I cough funny and decide that i need to catch up some "work" with the new one... again rocking it's little mind! Hours of touching the smooth knobs, and jamming those buttons over and over... TECHNOPHILE FTW! In my near coma state the next morning, i hear a know at the door, thinking it's the police from last night's wrongness. IT'S UPS... DROPPING OFF ANOTHER 360!

*End flashback*

So that was 2 months ago... it's stayed in the box. I need another power supply. But I tested it out, it works. I confirmed the SN was different than the broken first one, it's a new system... So I confirmed one thing... the service rep was so a moron...

PS know where a fella can get a extra power supply? :)

You could give the extra one to me, i'm sorely lacking one and it makes me sad :'(

Must be nice to have not one but TWO.

O+

Ponder416
May 2nd, 2006, 21:31
You could give the extra one to me, i'm sorely lacking one and it makes me sad :'(

Must be nice to have not one but TWO.

O+


I have one you could use anyday!!! Just as long as you play topless! :9~ >:) !

ARCHA1C
May 2nd, 2006, 21:33
For being called the BIG #(*$@&#(*$@#@ Thread! ... it's really not that big is it? The Oblivion thread is a biggin'

D4V360
May 3rd, 2006, 01:31
Well it will be big when you post some more though ;)

Here my (*%#*(@%-story:

Lost my job, searching for new job -> no money to buy xbox stuff :(

Curry
May 3rd, 2006, 01:39
For being called the BIG #(*$@&#(*$@#@ Thread! ... it's really not that big is it? The Oblivion thread is a biggin'
I think it's good that people have more good stuff to spread on Oblivion than to rant about their problems :)

Curry
May 4th, 2006, 19:09
I'm now officially at the mercy of UPS and Xbox Support. My baby is travelling.

Longsword_337
May 4th, 2006, 19:23
hehe. heres my #(*$... lol:

my step dad banned me from touvhing anythig on our godlike entertainment stand... that includes DVD player, 7.1 surround home theatre system, 61 inch DLP, and...*sigh*... the 360. I CANT EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING THAT GOES TO THE DAMN STAND OR ANYTHING ON IT, or else i get beaten. apparently, he is pissed cuz i played the battlefield 2 demo w/o his permission. ass wipe.

Rival24
May 4th, 2006, 20:17
What an asshole :(

ARCHA1C
May 4th, 2006, 20:30
I'm now officially at the mercy of UPS and Xbox Support. My baby is travelling.
Same here... Mine went out to them on Tuesday... I'll let you know what the turnaround is on it if I get mine first... Be sure to post when you get yours back, it'd be nice to know how long it's going to take.

Good luck w/ all that!

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e27/t0mewalker/RingofDeath.gif

Emily
May 4th, 2006, 22:01
hehe. heres my #(*$... lol:

my step dad banned me from touvhing anythig on our godlike entertainment stand... that includes DVD player, 7.1 surround home theatre system, 61 inch DLP, and...*sigh*... the 360. I CANT EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING THAT GOES TO THE DAMN STAND OR ANYTHING ON IT, or else i get beaten. apparently, he is pissed cuz i played the battlefield 2 demo w/o his permission. ass wipe.


Because you played a damn demo? Man. Nice guy.

And just for the record, i once had a very long love affair with an obsessive Xbox guy from Puyallup :P

Curry
May 4th, 2006, 23:58
hehe. heres my #(*$... lol:

my step dad banned me from touvhing anythig on our godlike entertainment stand... that includes DVD player, 7.1 surround home theatre system, 61 inch DLP, and...*sigh*... the 360. I CANT EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING THAT GOES TO THE DAMN STAND OR ANYTHING ON IT, or else i get beaten. apparently, he is pissed cuz i played the battlefield 2 demo w/o his permission. ass wipe.Ouch :X

Curry
May 5th, 2006, 17:20
Same here... Mine went out to them on Tuesday... I'll let you know what the turnaround is on it if I get mine first... Be sure to post when you get yours back, it'd be nice to know how long it's going to take.Looking good so far: sent off yesterday evening, got an email today 13:33 that it had arrived, and another email at 14:33 that it's been shipped again. Something tells me they're just sending back a new one or a furby 8)7

D4V360
May 5th, 2006, 17:30
lol, you get VIP MS Service including free new xbox replacement directly after they receive it. They don't want trouble again with an xboxic dude ;)

Curry
May 5th, 2006, 22:43
lol, you get VIP MS Service including free new xbox replacement directly after they receive it. They don't want trouble again with an xboxic dude ;)
Seems so, it's already in transit to Eindhoven again :D

Curry
May 19th, 2006, 13:29
Comment spammers :r

cybermans
May 23rd, 2006, 15:34
Comment spammers :r

Wiki spammers :r

Curry
May 23rd, 2006, 16:48
Just found a very effective way I think against the Wiki spammers :)

D4V360
May 29th, 2006, 20:11
*&)(*#$&()@#!!!!
My beloved Call of Duty 2 disc can't boot any more since there is a big crack in the middle of my disc caused by my 360!!!! Now lets hope Contact Data (importer Activision benelux) is going to give me a new copy cause i realy love this game online...

Curry
May 30th, 2006, 14:10
Good news is: they will :) They acknowledged the problem with a number of batches that could cause the disc to crack, and afaik send out replacement discs for free or for shipping costs.

Ponder416
May 30th, 2006, 19:15
okay well my GRAW disk has the same crack (middle) and Ive been blaiming it on my roomate"plus I have stolen his disk for now muhahahaha" who should I contact?

Rival24
May 30th, 2006, 19:50
okay well my GRAW disk has the same crack (middle) and Ive been blaiming it on my roomate"plus I have stolen his disk for now muhahahaha" who should I contact?
First try your shop, then your Ubisoft and if everything else fails Microsoft :P