Xboxic Comics

[_Chris_]

So, is there a red one yet?
If memory serves me, which is usually doesnt, but i dont think there is.

[Chris]

nice.

[_Chris_]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Banned10September2007.jpg

[JasonA]

That one is funny, typical sods law!!

[max2663]

the cracks in the tv are very good clap clap

[nofear360]

No ... fucking ... way ... :D Good job!

[Thryon]

Been a while since I posted my last comic. I need to change style, as mine takes way to long (you would not think so since they are just stick figures).

I hope you all enjoy.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1241/1361640474_74fc5b41b5_o.png

[_Chris_]

Lol! Knew you would be back with your constant outshining:P it was only a matter of time;). As usual, i love it.

[kidkit]

thats the GH guitar! redo it ;)

Recent news that could be comic material
- halo 3 leaked
- mark rein wobbles ut3's release date

[Thryon]

thats the GH guitar! redo it ;)

Recent news that could be comic material
- halo 3 leaked
- mark rein wobbles ut3's release date


that is because the Rock Band guitar is not out yet, thefore he could not have that guitar. 8)7

(that and I re-used my GH character from a previous comic strip)

By the time my next comic comes out, UT3 will most likely be out. I am quite slow.

[Nayse-BTC]

Been a while since I posted my last comic. I need to change style, as mine takes way to long (you would not think so since they are just stick figures).

I hope you all enjoy.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1241/1361640474_74fc5b41b5_o.png

thats phatty phat phat

[Fanappy]

Sorry but I really don't see why having a wired guitar is such a big deal my guitar (electric) is wired i dont care it makes it feel a bit more realistic IMO but really good comic by the way

[_Chris_]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Stranglehold12September2007.jpg

[JasonA]

\o/

What game was it though?

[_Chris_]

...Tequila time... Slow motion? STRANGLEEEEEHOLLLLLLD
Play the demo, its coming out over here on friday, definatly getting it.

[nofear360]

TEQUILLA TIME!!! LOL!

[JasonA]

aah... Im not getting Stranglehold though. Golf will last me til Halo3, Halo3 will last me til CoD4 & Beyond... CoD4 will make me obese.

[_Chris_]

See you say youre not getting it, yet you had no idea what my comic was about, so you obviously have not played it, you gotta try these things Jay, you may REALLY like the game...

[HylianHitman]

I like how Chris was the one caught in slow-motion :D

[_Chris_]

Wow, PC running through the TV is new in here, sooooooooo....
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/HD15September2007.jpg

[max2663]

thats good _chris_ try and get that sorta thing published but they might not get the backgriund to your creations

[_Chris_]

Yeah not too sure how far that would go lol. People on here and my friends seem to like them and such, but i'm not so sure others would.

[Bleach22]

(pc monitors are hd btw...)

[Chris]

Is $290 okay for a 22" dell monitor (http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/productdetail.aspx?c=us&l=en&s=dhs&cs=19&sku=320-5205)? AND are dell monitors crap?

[Bleach22]

thats quite decent, I have a 19" Samsung SyncMaster 940MW and I got that for £250 so $290 "22 Dell sounds good

[_Chris_]

(pc monitors are hd btw...)

Trust me, not mine.

[JasonA]

Trust me, not mine.

Is it one of those old grey CRT things...

[nofear360]

I got my Acer 19' widescreen monitor for €200 so $290 for a 22' doesn't seem bad at all.

[JasonA]

I got my Acer 19' widescreen monitor for €200 so $290 for a 22' doesn't seem bad at all.

Before I bought any HD-TV I had a 19inch widescreen monitor for £90 from DABS.com, that's when I first saw anything in HD.

[Bleach22]

My old CRT is Enhanced Def. and thats from 2001...

[JasonA]

My old CRT is Enhanced Def. and thats from 2001...

Burn it !! - you dont want cheap nasty things like that

[_Chris_]

Its an old second hand thing, believe me, its NOT HD

[Fanappy]

HD-ready is the way forward since I have had my 360 I have moved from a 21" SD tv to a 19" widescreen monitor to my 26" HD Ready TV and its incredible and to see the DVD upscaling to from 480p to 567p is great. But yeah $290 for 22" is well worth it I paid £279 for my TV so what roughly $560 so thats a good price!!!

[JasonA]

Everyone probably remembers when I went from my 19 inch to a 50 inch & nearly blinded myself cos it was only 70cm from my bed where I sat n played it !! - I had to get a 32inch when I was bloodshot eyes for a week

[Fanappy]

I had the same thing I would find myself walking toward my Monitor and then out oh habit did that last week with my new TV felt like I had been punched in my left eye but broken that habit after i did that lol

[JasonA]

I had the same thing I would find myself walking toward my Monitor and then out oh habit did that last week with my new TV felt like I had been punched in my left eye but broken that habit after i did that lol

lol...

I had to take the 50 inch out and go back to the 19 inch whilst there was a weeks delivery day on the 32 inch...

That was worse I think, I was then squinting to see anything.

[Fanappy]

wow how offtopic did we bring this thread oppps

but I didnt need to squint with my TV being over double the size of my monitor so that was very odd me moving nearer and it didnt help my gameplay either

[Bleach22]

Everyone probably remembers when I went from my 19 inch to a 50 inch & nearly blinded myself cos it was only 70cm from my bed where I sat n played it !! - I had to get a 32inch when I was bloodshot eyes for a week

Sounds like my friend.

Used to play on a HD PC Monitor like me, then one day he turned round and said "My mams ordered me a 52" Pioneer TV for my new bedroom" and I was like, "Isn't that bedroom smaller... and your getting a 52" TV?" so he insisted it would be good. And when he got it my eyes and neck were hurting so much from it and I only played on it for about 2hours.

He kept it for about 2 months and took it back on a 3mnth warrenty.

[JasonA]

Yeah thats similar to me, neck & eyes killed !!

It's downstairs now with the PS3, but I hardly look at it.

[_Chris_]

Has been nearly a month now, havnt really had time to make any news ones, what with having a girlfriend now and the release of Halo and Skate., but here we are, its not great by any means, bit boring and plain if you ask me, but meh, here it is anyway http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Legendary9thOctober2007.jpg

[JasonA]

ahaha...:D

I should think of something soon too...it must be two months for me...

[Rossko_UK]

Haha, I liked it!

[Nayse-BTC]

Has been nearly a month now, havnt really had time to make any news ones, what with having a girlfriend now and the release of Halo and Skate., but here we are, its not great by any means, bit boring and plain if you ask me, but meh, here it is anyway http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Legendary9thOctober2007.jpg

its good man, damn good. halo n skate dont half burn hours huh

[Oscar]

Keep up the good work Chris....... Genius!!!

[_Chris_]

Think i'm gonna try do another one today, i went really long without making any, though i'm sure the people that have seen them from the start are getting bored/dont even look at this thread anymore:D

[Oscar]

Think i'm gonna try do another one today, i went really long without making any, though i'm sure the people that have seen them from the start are getting bored/dont even look at this thread anymore:D


What.... Not look at this thread!!
This is my favourite thread... I love the comics, it's the best way to beat boredom at work. Although I did get busted trying to draw one myself a couple of weeks ago.. Eeeeek!!! No matter... Theyre making me redundant now anyways... Woo hoo (I'm not supposed to be excited about losing my job I know but Big payouy + no work = time and money to burn... I think I hear Halo3 and a month without washing calling my name (unless the misus refuses to do her duties due to health risks)?!

[Fanappy]

This is also one of my favorite threads just hasnt been many posts recently so havent been on it much sorry :( loved the new one tho lol

[_Chris_]

:)

In that case: http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Sword11October2007.jpg

[Fanappy]

LOL that is great I can see a DIY Gravity Hammer one coming as well lol!!!

[_Chris_]

Hmm... Maybe, gonna give it a few days, dont wanna pump them out too quick run out of ideas:P

[JasonA]

lol yeah...they're good.

[HylianHitman]

Hmm... Maybe, gonna give it a few days, dont wanna pump them out too quick run out of ideas:P

Tell that to CAD (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com).

Good comics btw.

[H1tchman]

Man i wished the sword actually cut off limbs and severed bodies in the actual game, that would be sooo cool. Maybe in Halo 4!! O-)

[HylianHitman]

I agree. It seems in Halo games you are some sort of green armor-plated God and you only die because the game says you died.

[H1tchman]

Blood!! We need BLOOD!!!!! AND GORE!!!!! >:) }) >:)

[HylianHitman]

We already got blood. It doesn't have to be over-the-top like Gears of War.

[JasonA]

Man i wished the sword actually cut off limbs and severed bodies in the actual game, that would be sooo cool. Maybe in Halo 4!! O-)

I wont be buying Halo 4, nor Gears 2, nor GRAW 3 - part 4

[_Chris_]

Cause this is the right thread: http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Fanboys11October2007-1.jpg

[H1tchman]

Ha! _o_

[Oscar]

Ok... So I felt it was time to ressurect this thread in the hope that Chris might enlighten us with more of his magical comic genius.... I've had a go at doing a couple of these and have much respect for Chris's abilities!!

Do you think if I keep sucking ass like this he might just give in and give us a Xboxic comic strip or 2??

_o_ All hail Chris... Master of the comic strip _o_

[JasonA]

Yeah he may do one, but I think he mentioned his own PC isn't working

[Oscar]

Yeah he may do one, but I think he mentioned his own PC isn't working


He can have mine...... It just makes me angry these days!!! :P

[_Chris_]

You know you could just ask me yourself:P. ANYWAYYYYYY, it has been a fucking LONG time, as i said, when someone i know is nice enough to lend me an XP disk i can get my PC back and maybe make a some more, but its more inspiration, girlfriend nowadays, job that actually takes up condiserable amounts of my day, just dont get the time anymore:P. But if something on here or a game gives me that spark of inspiration, then the comics will return seeing as there is some sort of tiny fanbase now:P

Whoa... Lots of silly faces...

[Ivan Joidherpus]

.........seeing as there is some sort of tiny fanbase now:P


lol, you're an internet cult hero _chris_

Jut think guys, we saw his work before he went mainstream!!!!:D
too bad I never got around to doing an Xboxic comic car in Forza2. But that shit takes WAYYYYY too long, and I lsot intrest in the game a while ago.

[Oscar]

You know you could just ask me yourself:P.

I would but I'm a bit shy and you're like.... uber famous!! _o_

when someone i know is nice enough to lend me an XP disk i can get my PC back and maybe make a some more,



I have a nice cracked copy (bad I know but I've paid enough by paying for it once!!) with SP2 that still lets you get security updates form microsoft and still gets past the authentication somehow... I could send you a copy?! :D

[_Chris_]

I would but I'm a bit shy and you're like.... uber famous!! _o_
Hmmm... Would'nt go that far:P I'm jsut someone whos been here a fair amount of time (almost a year now, whoo!!!) and posts far too much, used to be something like 11 posts per day on my profile...




I have a nice cracked copy (bad I know but I've paid enough by paying for it once!!) with SP2 that still lets you get security updates form microsoft and still gets past the authentication somehow... I could send you a copy?! :D

Thats the EXACT one i need, like fuck am i gonna pay microsoft anymore, my XP is cracked anyway, so thats what i need. If you really wanna lend me it, seeing as my friends are being so fucking long about the situation, that would be lovely, if you are serious and arnt secretly a 56 year old pervert who wants to do nasty things to my 19 year old virgin arse ring, PM me and we can discuss this further

lol, you're an internet cult hero _chris_

Jut think guys, we saw his work before he went mainstream!!!!:D


Ahhhh i'm gonna blush! I'm gonna go play come CoD soon, maybe even some Battlestations: Midway (finally got my copy back, disgustingly underrated game IMO) Anyone on these lovely lil forums still not got me and wants to add me, go for it! Play some games! (dunno why i'm still saying this, noone adds me, noone loves me:'()

[nofear360]

Ahhhh i'm gonna blush! I'm gonna go play come CoD soon, maybe even some Battlestations: Midway (finally got my copy back, disgustingly underrated game IMO) Anyone on these lovely lil forums still not got me and wants to add me, go for it! Play some games! (dunno why i'm still saying this, noone adds me, noone loves me:'()
Nah, they are just shy ;)

[_Chris_]

Nah, they are just shy ;)

Youre never online Zan, get your internet sorted so we can actually paly some god damn games together!!!

[nofear360]

Youre never online Zan, get your internet sorted so we can actually paly some god damn games together!!!
Need to get some games first lol. Still waiting for Play-Asia to send me CoD 4 and Mass Effect :(

[JasonA]

so I come back from work and I see no comic.... :(

[_Chris_]

PC still fucked my friend, no inspiration yet either... Anything..? Anyone..?

[JasonA]

PC still fucked my friend, no inspiration yet either... Anything..? Anyone..?

max did ask if we saw anyone's face on ice?

[Ivan Joidherpus]

max did ask if we saw anyone's face on ice?

oh joy.....brown teeth and absent minded comic characters.

You know what's sad? How meth is going to be the scourge of the earth...:-(
Its cheap ($5 a cap!!!), readily available, highly addictive and has very potent effects. Almost weekly I read of a meth lab being found in Canada somewhere. The shit is made in peoples basements, with a variety of chemicals including commercial grade cleaning solutions and other wonderful little bits of crap.

I almost lost a very good friend to this garbage. After threee years of wasting his life and hurting his family and friends he (thankfully!) kicked it. Of course, the guy now has problems keeping his thoughts in order, and I'm almost certain the he fucked up his sinus cavity BIG TIME, but he's not dead, and he's not living in an alley.

Still, one wrong step and he'll be right back where he was then. He knows it too. The stuff is deadly man......

stay the fuck away from it kids.8)

[_Chris_]

Well, its been a fucking long time, i'm pretty stoned, got bored, used this PC, hope you guys did'nt expect anything great...
Well... Here it is...
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Splice17Jan2008.jpg

[Fanappy]

Lol good to see u havent lost it ;)

[nofear360]

lol I love Jay's new look. He IS a weirdo!! :D

[JasonA]

Well, its been a fucking long time, i'm pretty stoned, got bored, used this PC, hope you guys did'nt expect anything great...
Well... Here it is...
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Splice17Jan2008.jpg

\o/ LOL I like it... you're more funnier than anything else I see in the paper.

lol I love Jay's new look. He IS a weirdo!! :D

It's called maturity...

[Oscar]

Yaaaaaay.... return of the comic... Woop, woop, woop, woop.....

Good to see you've not lost your touch Chris.. _o_ _o_



oh joy.....brown teeth and absent minded comic characters.

With the state of British dental care and the ammount of stoners in this country we dont need no crystal meth to have brown teeth and absent minds..... :D

Fair point though... It's not big and it not clever :-(

[_Chris_]

Yayyy, got soem comic love! Yeah did them on this PC, dont have the comic font on here, and i just cant be bothered to sit here as long, so the comics look more half arsed. Might make another one today before work, if i can think of anything:P

[kidkit]

I thought this up a long time ago (as suggested by the subject matter) but never got around to sketching it up do to a lack of ability to draw. I made this using visio :\

http://www.kelseyh.ca/~kelseyh/oliver/jaded-jerks.jpg

[nofear360]

Multitasking :D

Good job!

[charmed699]

Ghost Jason reminds me of that green blob from Ghostbusters that eats everything!
^__^

[Ivan Joidherpus]

Ghost Jason reminds me of that green blob from Ghostbusters that eats everything!
^__^

Slimer ;)

[JasonA]

lol...slimer yeah you know I can't half eat when I want to funny enough...

[_Chris_]

If having a spatular for an arm and a big slimey tenticle for legs constitutes being a ghost... Lol... Then yes he was a ghost:P.
But yeah, not a ghost:P

Mini comic, not much to it, pretty much just an add on to the new one... Took about 10 minutes lol.http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Flip19Jan08.jpg

[Jamzy No 2]

lol to both.

im sure jays face will be in the game instaed of slimer. and then jay'll be in cod and then we'll all go crazy with pics of jay in all games. the horror of playing rumble roses with jay in it.

[nofear360]

the horror of playing rumble roses with jay in it.
That'd be a sight to behold indeed! :D

[JasonA]

lol to both.

im sure jays face will be in the game instaed of slimer. and then jay'll be in cod and then we'll all go crazy with pics of jay in all games. the horror of playing rumble roses with jay in it.

http://www.jason-andrews.co.uk/rumble1.jpg

[nofear360]

Who's the brunette? She's downright yummy! :D

[JasonA]

:D

[charmed699]

That is just classic humour and wonder what your moves would be let alone your title. :P

[Jamzy No 2]

we're all a bit disturebd, arn't we.

[Oscar]

Here's Jay-ohnny!!!

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k271/talk-to-god/HeresJay-ohnny.jpg

Sorry Jay..... Couldn't help myself?! :D

[JasonA]

\o/ LOL LOL....

[The_Glovner]

Not fair.

I want to be a comic superstar:(

[nofear360]

Not fair.

I want to be a comic superstar:(

Post your pic first :P

[kidkit]

Multitasking :D

Good job!

Thanks, next time i'll have to splice jay in, that's seems to be theme of this thread 8)7

[nofear360]

Thanks, next time i'll have to splice jay in, that's seems to be theme of this thread 8)7
I think it's quite unfair that the others didn't comment on yours :(, no offense ...

[Strawbs]

I just went through this entire thread and laughed my ass off._o_

[HylianHitman]

I just went through this entire thread and laughed my ass off._o_

They do good work don't they? :+

[Cage]

After seeing the new comics my hands started to itch again. Maybe it's the chickenpox that itched me (yeah, 30 this year and now I get them, sigh), but I made a new one myself.. Bored as fuck at the moment haha.. so here it is.. I know Glovney will love it. :P

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/cage1978/comic4.jpg

[nofear360]

hahhahahahah AWESOME!! :D

[Chris]

AHAHA

[JasonA]

hahaha....that is funny stuff....

[The_Glovner]

After seeing the new comics my hands started to itch again. Maybe it's the chickenpox that itched me (yeah, 30 this year and now I get them, sigh), but I made a new one myself.. Bored as fuck at the moment haha.. so here it is.. I know Glovney will love it. :P

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/cage1978/comic4.jpg


Fucking priceless. Rolling on the floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off!

I'm happy, imortalised in comic format.

And to tell you truth, you got the look for me spot on as well, you stalking?

[Cage]

Fucking priceless. Rolling on the floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off!

I'm happy, imortalised in comic format.

And to tell you truth, you got the look for me spot on as well, you stalking?
Yes, i'm that girl from chicago haha.. But seriously, I saw your pic on the Smiler homepage (http://www.reverbnation.com/smiler). Nice music too. You should all listen to it!
Was going for a Connor McLeod look at first, but this is much better :D

[kidkit]

gorgeous lookin' woman you got there

[The_Glovner]

gorgeous lookin' woman you got there

Don't I know it.8)

[_Chris_]

Must ay, respect to thre glovner, 'Chris isx drunk, barred from the ONLY pleace i like to hang out, geaeat#11111

[kidkit]

Must ay, respect to thre glovner, 'Chris isx drunk, barred from the ONLY pleace i like to hang out, geaeat#11111

? 8)7:?

[Cage]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Movies/daveshort2.swf
_o_

[nofear360]

lol

[JasonA]

That was brilliant...anymore

[Rossko_UK]

Haha that was good.

[_Chris_]

You guys obviously have not been on explosm.net much, thats where cyanide and happiness come from, theres lots of vid shorts on the site, hundreds of comics and more. Wow don't i just sound like the little explosm smapper.

[JasonA]

You guys obviously have not been on explosm.net much, thats where cyanide and happiness come from, theres lots of vid shorts on the site, hundreds of comics and more. Wow don't i just sound like the little explosm smapper.

I forget about the site until it's mentioned. I havent looked since your first comics

[Chris_London]

I found this great comic on the internet the other day, thought be good to share it

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/WOO.jpg

[nofear360]

Wow you amaze me ...

[Fetter]

Did you find it on this site? Yes I think you did.

[_Chris_]

Oh my fucking god... This guy is SO much more lame than i expected...
I mean i expected lame... But fuuuuck man...

[Chris_London]

Oh my fucking god... This guy is SO much more lame than i expected...
I mean i expected lame... But fuuuuck man...

I found a couple of them, dont u find em funny or summin dude. I was gonna post them all, but just start with one. I can post the others?

Stop dissing me thou.

[_Chris_]

Ha. Funny. You know, as well as everyone here, i made the fucking comics, the only place they could ever be found is on this site, my photobucket and some on my myspace, so stfu.

[Chris_London]

Ha. Funny. You know, as well as everyone here, i made the fucking comics, the only place they could ever be found is on this site, my photobucket and some on my myspace, so stfu.

I found em on photobucket and just posted links. So how do I know you made them, unless you're making it up - prove it ! make another one, show me

[_Chris_]

Oh my god. Look through this entire thread, they were posted soon as i made them, i did a couple requests, and the fact of course the 2 only constant characters are 2 Xboxic members... Hmmmm.. as i said, stfu

[Fanappy]

Lol sorry bout me and my big mouth mentioning comics I figured he wouldn't be that pathetic I was wrong

[_Chris_]

It was bound to happen sooner or later, this guy is proving to be one of the lamest people i've ever come across, makes it so much worse the thought that theres a chance its someone i know in real life, but if thats the case, i think i'll have to stop speaking to them, cause being this lame and thinking its funny and still not having told me who they actually are is something i wouldnt expect of anyone i hang out with, its a bit too 14 year old ish, i try not to associate myself with people like that anymore... Lol

[nofear360]

:D

[JasonA]

:D

[Fanappy]

I kinda assume its the other Chris after all the crap from the last argument u guys had but i kinda misses thing being @ work and I dont think he's quite that sad

[_Chris_]

Yeah, me and Chris dont always get on but i have much higher expectations of him than this, hes actually funny a lot of the time, this, on the other hand... Is FUBAR.

[Chris_London]

Yeah, me and Chris dont always get on but i have much higher expectations of him than this, hes actually funny a lot of the time, this, on the other hand... Is FUBAR.

Maybe we went to the same shops and you perhaps recognise me from there maybe?

[_Chris_]

Maybe we went to the same shops and you perhaps recognise me from there maybe?

Your trying to steal my life, i recognise things that youve said happened to you and such because they are parts of MY life, why the fuck am i even pointing this out?! Ugh i'm going for a few bongs this is starting to do my head in... See if this situation is any better stoned, but i highly doubt it... Unless its some sort of crazy sober-dream...:(

[JasonA]

:D LOL

[_Chris_]

*Agent smith accent* You will pay mister Andrew(son)... You will pay..

[JasonA]

Havent contributed here in ages...

http://www.jason-andrews.co.uk/page6.gif

[nofear360]

haha :D

[HylianHitman]

That reminds me, I can't see the rest of your works, Jay.

[JasonA]

That reminds me, I can't see the rest of your works, Jay.

every so often I delete eveything off the webserver... if theres any requests to see them I guess I can re-upload them again...

http://www.xboxic.co.uk/comics/page1.jpg
http://www.xboxic.co.uk/comics/page1a.jpg
http://www.xboxic.co.uk/comics/page1b.jpg
http://www.xboxic.co.uk/comics/page2.jpg
http://www.xboxic.co.uk/comics/page3.jpg
http://www.xboxic.co.uk/comics/page4.jpg
http://www.xboxic.co.uk/comics/page5.jpg
http://www.xboxic.co.uk/comics/page6.gif

(April Fools Joke inspired by Comic 1)

[_Chris_]

Hmm. Where this PC was completely re-booted, i need to find the font i used for my comics again, Glen (Kobejonez) sent me it, i don't have it anymore, nor does he come on here anymore, does anyone have the font? Or a comic font that i could use so i could start at least trying to make a new comic? I refuse to make one with the shitty preset fonts i have right now, and all the ones i found through google i have to pay for, and like fuck am i paying for fonts...

[The_Glovner]

Sorry for not jumping in GTA last night, I was in the middle of my nightly transatlantic call to the gf and didn't even realised I had an invite until it was bedtime.

And as for fonts, nope, sorry.

[_Chris_]

Its cool man, i guessed you were busy, we've still not played together though, so best fucking be there one day!:D

[HylianHitman]

I wasn't on last night, was I?

[_Chris_]

Not on live when i was playing GTA, from like 1 till about 4 this morning. So no.

[JasonA]

whats going on here... did this forum freeze on May 23rd... where you all at

[_Chris_]

My internet has been down a couple days while i switched ISP, but 8meg now, wehey!

[_Chris_]

Closest i've come to making a comic in a long time... I'm bored.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/KAAAHN.jpg


...More fitting
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/KAAAHN-1.jpg

[No Fear Man]

_Chris_ just checked out the first page of comics....damn that's good stuff....lol

[_Chris_]

There are SO many more... all the way through the thread lol

[No Fear Man]

There are SO many more... all the way through the thread lol


Looking forward to them....but I work at home (it WAS one of the links in my sig) so I have to take a short break from all these posts and all this here "readin'" and actually ya know.....work....lol

[_Chris_]

[shameless plug]Be sure to go through this entire thread... Its great! [/shameless plug]

[No Fear Man]

[shameless plug]Be sure to go through this entire thread... Its great! [/shameless plug]

Followed your shameless plug.....yes...it is great. I might do "something" it won't be ANYTHING like this....more like static machinima....but it will take me some time...and like I've said...I won't be around next week.

[kidkit]

check out http://www.dabbleboard.com/main

you can whip up something pretty quickly. (funny or not)

http://www.kelseyh.ca/~kelseyh/oliver/download2-3rrod.png

[Fanappy]

That's pretty good!


just hope that's not a self portrait ;)

[Chris]

This is a self portrait:

http://i35.tinypic.com/2hgzasn.png

[kidkit]

The more I stare the Less I know what that is

[Chris]

I don't know what it is.

[JasonA]

It looks like a prolapsed vagina

[H1tchman]

I don't want to know what that is, but I think Jay is right. :r

[JasonA]

This is a self portrait:

http://i35.tinypic.com/2hgzasn.png


A real life version of that image.
Contains Nudity !!

http://www.ispub.com/xml/journals/ijgo/vol7n1/myoma-fig1a.jpg

[kidkit]

haha, i thought that part was long "lips" if anything, what really threw me off was that I couldn't tell if the small circle was a belly button (too low) or some pubic hair (not a common look), this third option never occurred to me. :X shocking to say the least.

[46Matt]

If it's been posted by chris then it is likely to be the last, most random thing you think of.

[kidkit]

My second dabble board, this one is in regards to the LBP thread,

http://www.kelseyh.ca/~kelseyh/oliver/oct.21.png

[Chris]

http://i33.tinypic.com/2r46c8m.png

[kidkit]

I'm suddenly hungry for lunch O-)

[Chris]

I love making comics that don't make sense.

[_Chris_]

I love making comics that don't make sense.

Welcome to my world!

[whatev]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/2947340245_dcb00d54a2.jpg?v=0

[_Chris_]

Okay i've not made a comic in a LONG fucking time, and i always say "oh i'll make one soon" and never do, but i REALLY think i should have one done within a week, fuck all to do before fable comes out. And its needed. It really is. So yeah... I'll try.




Well. Its been over a year, so i'm a little rusty to say the least, but here we go, my first comic in a year. Enjoy...
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/WorldAtWarOctober172008.jpg

[kidkit]

haha, was that just by chance that they had the same theme? and it's funny that the shirt colours are reversed

[_Chris_]

Well his was a comic copied from explosm.net, so he had to make Jay the one he did to make it relevant, mine is my own, and Jay has never changed.

[H1tchman]

Ha ha ha ha, thats good, I have missed your comics Chris.

I reckon that instead of doing a one off comic, you should do a movie/novel. Using like an entire page of the forum. That would be excellent.

The story line would need to be well thought out though...

[whatev]

Well his was a comic copied from explosm.net, so he had to make Jay the one he did to make it relevant, mine is my own, and Jay has never changed.

Whatev is a hack, I am ... less of a hack? ;)

btw, sweet avatar.

You busted me, I can't draw @ all.

In my defense, I spent all of 10 minutes on it...

[JasonA]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/2947340245_dcb00d54a2.jpg?v=0

LOL - just saw this.. :D

Okay i've not made a comic in a LONG fucking time, and i always say "oh i'll make one soon" and never do, but i REALLY think i should have one done within a week, fuck all to do before fable comes out. And its needed. It really is. So yeah... I'll try.




Well. Its been over a year, so i'm a little rusty to say the least, but here we go, my first comic in a year. Enjoy...
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/WorldAtWarOctober172008.jpg

OMG! Over a year !!!!

That is exactly how I'd feel..lol... in fact I can't even imagine being told the news... good job! _o_

[_Chris_]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/boom-1.gifhttp://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/p-animate.gif

[Chris]

boom

[_Chris_]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Hmmm-animate.gif

[JasonA]

\o/ wow - look how great they are when they are brought to life like that !!

[_Chris_]

:):):):)

[H1tchman]

Brilliant :D

[whatev]

AND Boom goes the Dynamite

Those were some great animations! CHeers!

Also, I retract ever implying you were a hack.

[Chris]

http://i35.tinypic.com/ayamag.jpg

[kidkit]

haha, awesome

[JasonA]

I don't get it...what has it transformed to? a plunger...

[_Chris_]

a fleshlight... see the top? thats supposed to be the shape of a pussy, or arsehole, or mouth, yeah, i'm sure you get the rest.


Its basically a REALLY posh, expensive wank.

[JasonA]

I am going to have to google that

[_Chris_]

Buy one, tell me how they feel, it would amuse me, a fucking LOT!!

[JasonA]

Buy one, tell me how they feel, it would amuse me, a fucking LOT!!

LOL...why didn't I know about these things sooner...I'd have to have mine pimped out a little. CoD Logo on one side... maybe camo' colours...

They are intriguing.

Plunger was near on...

[Chris]

I'd be scared a spider found its way inside and it'd bite me.
here's an asshole one
http://www.fleshlight.org/images/mocha_butt_fleshlight.jpg

[JasonA]

ew...dont like that one... mouth and pussy is fine.

[Rossko_UK]

Wow I didn't know they did an arsehole one! I must add that to my collection!

Funny comic though.

[JasonA]

Wow I didn't know they did an arsehole one! I must add that to my collection!

Funny comic though.

LOL...I didn't even know they existed until a few hours ago... the curiosity to use one is there - but not strong enough for me to buy one and actually keep it in the house. Imagine if someone found it - how sad would I look.

'at least it can't get pregnant...' I'll say...

[toyota4x4]

Ive heard about fleshlites for about a year now. Theyve even started molding them from pornstars and the like. If I was brave enough to buy one the Raven Riley one id get cause I think shes fine but im a sucker for dark hair/eyes.

[JasonA]

Ive heard about fleshlites for about a year now. Theyve even started molding them from pornstars and the like. If I was brave enough to buy one the Raven Riley one id get cause I think shes fine but im a sucker for dark hair/eyes.

Then accessorise your fleshlight with a wig..:D

[Rossko_UK]

LOL...I didn't even know they existed until a few hours ago... the curiosity to use one is there - but not strong enough for me to buy one and actually keep it in the house. Imagine if someone found it - how sad would I look.

'at least it can't get pregnant...' I'll say...

Yeah I'd have to be single for about the next 30 years before I'd even consider purchasing one, but like you say the curiosity is there.

And this is not something I could walk into a shop and pick up. Definitely an online-only purchase.

[JasonA]

Yeah I'd have to be single for about the next 30 years before I'd even consider purchasing one, but like you say the curiosity is there.

And this is not something I could walk into a shop and pick up. Definitely an online-only purchase.

My luck anyway, even if I bought one in a shop it would turn out to be the only faulty one that I would have to return used !

[whatev]

Yeah I'd have to be single for about the next 30 years before I'd even consider purchasing one, but like you say the curiosity is there.

And this is not something I could walk into a shop and pick up. Definitely an online-only purchase.

I've seen one in person at just such a store and looking it begged the question ... what do you do about clean up?

I mean do you pull out before ... fruition? Let's assume you do ... you'd obviously have to lube it up to make it work correctly (or else that just sucks for you) ... do you need a fleshlight douche? Are there self cleaning models? What if you don't pull out? What kind of cleaning supplies could clean that off of rubber?

I just grossed MYSELF out ... 8)

[JasonA]

I've seen one in person at just such a store and looking it begged the question ... what do you do about clean up?

I mean do you pull out before ... fruition? Let's assume you do ... you'd obviously have to lube it up to make it work correctly (or else that just sucks for you) ... do you need a fleshlight douche? Are there self cleaning models? What if you don't pull out? What kind of cleaning supplies could clean that off of rubber?

I just grossed MYSELF out ... 8)

Yeah you'd have to use one with lube otherwise friction burn (ouch) apparently all you have to do is pull out the rubber bit and wash in soapy warm water. I read that apparently Lube kinda waters down an ejaculation anyway and the rubber makes nothing stick to it...

[Chris]

I wonder if it suctions on and queefs

[46Matt]

Yeah you'd have to use one with lube otherwise friction burn (ouch) apparently all you have to do is pull out the rubber bit and wash in soapy warm water. I read that apparently Lube kinda waters down an ejaculation anyway and the rubber makes nothing stick to it...

Hmmm you know a little too much :D

A condom would solve the problem no?

[Chris]

That just feels wrong.

[46Matt]

And putting your dick into a fake rubber pussytorch doesn't? lol

[whatev]

I bet it feels right ...

[kidkit]

so so right :X

wearing a condom masturbating? What's the matter with you! :P

[JasonA]

Oh god what has this thread become...I'll have to get one soon...post a video on youtube... :D :D

[_Chris_]

Oh god what has this thread become...I'll have to get one soon...post a video on youtube... :D :D

My poor thread :(

[JasonA]

You know on reading up about the fascinating torch tool...there is something else meant to be better and a lot cheaper... some little rubber thing called The Tube, meant to be just like a fleshlight only cheaper and cleaner...

http://www.txsextoys.com/tube-love-glove_13537_b.jpg

I know I am going to be so sad if I try one...even just once...is it wrong to borrow one LOL

[46Matt]

oh dear god.....

[_Chris_]

I know I am going to be so sad if I try one...even just once...is it wrong to borrow one LOL

YES ITS WRONG TO BORROW ONE!!

No matter how many times you or anyone may clean it, its had someone elses cock and cum in there Jay, that "tube" will have been fucked by someone else, and its not human... Bleh!!

[Rossko_UK]

YES ITS WRONG TO BORROW ONE!!

No matter how many times you or anyone may clean it, its had someone elses cock and cum in there Jay, that "tube" will have been fucked by someone else, and its not human... Bleh!!

So you only sleep with virgins?

[JasonA]

So you only sleep with virgins?

_o_ fucking hell what a good answer...

YES ITS WRONG TO BORROW ONE!!

No matter how many times you or anyone may clean it, its had someone elses cock and cum in there Jay, that "tube" will have been fucked by someone else, and its not human... Bleh!!

LOL...yeah no panic...Im pretty sure anyone I know wouldn't own up to owning one.. :D

[_Chris_]

So you only sleep with virgins?

YES ITS WRONG TO BORROW ONE!!

No matter how many times you or anyone may clean it, its had someone elses cock and cum in there Jay, that "tube" will have been fucked by someone else, and its not human... Bleh!!

Guess i wasn't clear enough, that bolded part was me justifying sex with a non virgin, fucking a tube someone else has fucked - hmmmm
Fucking a person someone else has fucked - completely different story.

Clarified?

[Rossko_UK]

Guess i wasn't clear enough, that bolded part was me justifying sex with a non virgin, fucking a tube someone else has fucked - hmmmm
Fucking a person someone else has fucked - completely different story.

Clarified?

It's much more fun interpreting it the other way.

[_Chris_]

Life would be a lot more difficult... Having to find a virgin every time i wanted sex... Long

[Rossko_UK]

Life would be a lot more difficult... Having to find a virgin every time i wanted sex... Long

Young, innocent 16 year old... works for me!

[_Chris_]

Young, innocent 16 year old... works for me!

Lol! Pervert! Young girls didn't even cross my mind, i just thought of girls the same age as me, just unexperienced.


Or did i...? ;)

[Chris]

http://images.drrant.net/uploaded_images/testicles-710617.jpg

[JasonA]

blimey !! puts mine to shame.

[Chris]

what's the little nub on the top?

[46Matt]

what's the little nub on the top?

Looks like somewhere to hang your jacket

[JasonA]

ahahahaha...lol

[Chris]

here's my dad.
you don't want to see his sack.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/tescosuicide/ALa2/ALa3/CaptionIt_HairyMan.jpg

[JasonA]

looking at that I think his whole body is a sack!

[JasonA]

OK that Tube thing feels great ! Not what I was expecting, but really really good...
Enough said!! It will go in the bin now...not keeping it !

[_Chris_]

OK that Tube thing feels great ! Not what I was expecting, but really really good...
Enough said!! It will go in the bin now...not keeping it !

...did you buy one? how much was it? Better than a standard wank?

WHY AM I EVEN ASKING?!


You know full well that thing will stay in your drawer, going nowhere near you bin, only time its coming out is when Jay gets some alone time;)

[Ivan Joidherpus]

w.......t......f......?

fleshlights and giant animals balls.
So glad I checked into this thread........ :r

[Chris]

nice!

[46Matt]

Agreed with_Chris_, there is no way that will end up in the bin :P

[JasonA]

...did you buy one? how much was it? Better than a standard wank?

WHY AM I EVEN ASKING?!


You know full well that thing will stay in your drawer, going nowhere near you bin, only time its coming out is when Jay gets some alone time;)

Seriously it's WAY better, but its wrong to keep it...it feels wrooong...

[The_Glovner]

okay, this shits getting fucked up right here

[Chris]

I want pictures.

[Emily]

of him USING IT?!

[Chris]

Of course! Then we'll send it around the world so we can all experience it. Like the sisterhood of the traveling pants, it'll be the Brotherhood of the traveling Fleshlight.

[Emily]

That's just wrong.

[Chris]

Yet so right.

[JasonA]

I want pictures.

and you can have them...sometime today - obv not in use.

(Posted Pics to consoles)

[whatev]

THAT IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!

3 Cheers for Jay taking one for team!!!!

So did you get it shipped in then errrr?

Why no action shots?

[JasonA]

THAT IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!

3 Cheers for Jay taking one for team!!!!

So did you get it shipped in then errrr?

Why no action shots?

They're really cheap!! no got it from a UK online seller...

Action shots...ahaha... don't tempt me to do it... unless I place the whole thing over the top completely so it covers it...:?

No thats just wrong... Im getting rid of it soon...I must...

[Chris]

just after you use it a few more times. Why throw it away anyway? Everyone needs a wank once in a while. Might as well make it a good wank.

[kidkit]

my girlfriend went to a "toy party", where a sales rep comes and sells that crap; she bought me a man toy similar to that thing. Just throw it away after it rips - they don't last forever. Too much info? :D

patiently waits for action shots

[JasonA]

my girlfriend went to a "toy party", where a sales rep comes and sells that crap; she bought me a man toy similar to that thing. Just throw it away after it rips - they don't last forever. Too much info? :D

patiently waits for action shots

They rip...! do you have robotic arms...

[46Matt]

Where's the love? Or was it a case of over-love?:D

[whatev]

I was searching google images for a pic of the avatar ninja and I found this so I must post.

Fleshlight:
http://www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/microsoftlips.png

[JasonA]

lol...

[JasonA]

http://www.xboxic.co.uk/images/page7.jpg

[Oscar]

Okay, I now have tears in my eyes and sore sides!! The last 2 pages of this thread need to be committed to a secret hard drive and stored for a distant species to uncover thousands of millenia from now!

Jay I now want to start a petition for you to be the "torch carrier" for London 2012!! :D

[JasonA]

well I wont be holding it up in the air with my hands haha

[_Chris_]

How long has it been? Fucking ages. Lets see if i still got it...
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w100/chris2988/Prototype9thApril2009.jpg

[kidkit]

ooo, i like that one, poor bastard

[JasonA]

ahaha...lol...I like that one

[Jamzy No 2]

love it.