General Slowchat topic

[MrMoen]

Have to start reading xboxic again =(

Then again, I havent had a change to turn on my xbx for over a week now ='(

[MrMoen]

And talking about street fighter

-edit damn it

[Curry]

You've got to listen to him, that's so funny.
Yeah, the audio is what I needed to know about :P The guy's become famous by now.

Fear it: http://www.gamespot.com/pages/profile/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-24606433&user=jason16888

[Cage]

Have to start reading xboxic again =(

Then again, I havent had a change to turn on my xbx for over a week now ='(
You don't read xboxic anymore? blasphemy! infidel! :+ :P

[MrMoen]

You don't read xboxic anymore? blasphemy! infidel! :+ :P

Its like.....with my work and stuff..... and... damn it. Im sorry ;(

[Curry]

You don't read xboxic anymore? blasphemy! infidel! :+ :Phttp://cheerdollz.com/catalog/images/300300withstupid.jpg

[Cage]

Oh my dog eh God. I think my 360 is going to commit suicide :?
http://www.360voice.com/blog.asp?tag=Cage%20NL

[MrMoen]

http://cheerdollz.com/catalog/images/300300withstupid.jpg

=(

[MrMoen]

Check this out

http://gifdump.com/id/1378/

[Cage]

Finally!! My new company car has arrived at the dealer. I'll get it sometime next week. Hooray! \o/ Had to wait friggin 17 weeks for it.. I'm all happy now :D

[Chris]

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/1476/today5py.gif

[Nino]

:D Chris you rock. I want a PSP so bad, can't wait to start working on my new job ;(

[TRIGGER M4N]

Finally!! My new company car has arrived at the dealer. I'll get it sometime next week. Hooray! \o/ Had to wait friggin 17 weeks for it.. I'm all happy now :D

So technically, you'll be waiting 18 weeks for it.

[Cage]

So technically, you'll be waiting 18 weeks for it.
Don't get me started ;)
But still faster then Street Fighter II release :P Or Duke Nukem forever, even ;(

[| V |]

But not as fast as TRIGGER M4N when he is in bed with me, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BURN

[TRIGGER M4N]

Who's triggerman, never heard of him.

[Cage]

@|V|
What's with all the gay shit all of a sudden.. Is the misses giving you a hard time lately? :+

[| V |]

My Mrs has lost her legs and i need to get my cock from somewhere :'(

[Cage]

My Mrs has lost her legs and i need to get my cock from somewhere :'(
Your misses has a cock? Like in rooster I hope? That beats an alarmclock, I'll say..

[| V |]

My Mrs is shemale, she has the boobs and the penis, WAIT A SECOND.........IM WITH A NO LEGGED REALLY FAT BLOKE

[Cage]

OMFGROFLBBQ, look at this guy.. :o
http://www.resimvideo.com/index.php?action=dorate&cat=10&pic=2032

[MrMoen]

Doesnt work Cage =(

-edit

Does work in IE, open source is evil =O

[TRIGGER M4N]

l V l, only if you knew you saying that could get you in A LOT of trouble in this country.

[| V |]

With all due respect, FUCK THIS COUNTRY.

Lol i know that sounds like im a rebel without a cause but i just mean the place that i live in shouldnt be able dictate on what i can and cant say.

If that happens whos to say that this country is no better than the terrorists.

And just a note on what u just said: i dont mean extremist bullshit like "DEATH TO BRITIAN JOIN US" i mean just normal shit, also another note on the post you made, i ddoubt people give a fucking DAMN what i am saying in this country and it just sounds like you made some random cra up to make it sound like you are all full of wisdom and shit.

[StUnNeR 2K]

With all due respect, FUCK THIS COUNTRY.

Lol i know that sounds like im a rebel without a cause but i just mean the place that i live in shouldnt be able dictate on what i can and cant say.

If that happens whos to say that this country is no better than the terrorists.

And just a note on what u just said: i dont mean extremist bullshit like "DEATH TO BRITIAN JOIN US" i mean just normal shit, also another note on the post you made, i ddoubt people give a fucking DAMN what i am saying in this country and it just sounds like you made some random cra up to make it sound like you are all full of wisdom and shit.

Amen (plz dont hurt me)

[Cage]

Give the man his pills.. He needs them badley 8)7

[TRIGGER M4N]

I have no idea what you are on about l V l, I was saying that; you saying you had sex with a kid could get you into trouble.

[Chris]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/LightningAP130706_600x400.jpg
Two more here. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=395512&in_page_id=1770)

[Genesis]

Random but beautiful... I would LOVE to see that... What an experience that would be, aye?

[Curry]

I have no idea what you are on about l V l, I was saying that; you saying you had sex with a kid could get you into trouble.
Actually I highly doubt that, since he is not based in the Netherlands and our forum-database is. We do not release any private info of a poster unless we get a formal demand from a Dutch judge, which would imply his national authorities would have to know him, know that he is from their country, and go through the effort of issuing an international warrant. I highly doubt it ;) Our own rules (http://wiki.xboxic.com/Xboxic:Rules) would be a different matter though, but I haven't been shocked by the remarks so far :P
Random but beautiful... I would LOVE to see that... What an experience that would be, aye?
Truly beautiful indeed :) And welcome to the forum too, you picked a good topic to start with ;)

[Genesis]

Well, I have been lurking for a while now and then I thought to myself, 'Wow, these pictures a remarkable and I am stunned by the beauty I am seeing on my monitor due to the fact that the pictures are natural and not edited by Photoshop...' [/ramble]

[Chris]

Check it out. (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/drugs/xbox-360-mdma-187052.php)
A tipster sends us word of a new "brand" of ecstasy (aka MDMA) making the rounds at UK raves and such, called Xbox 360. I kid you not. There's a little debate going on over at Squatjuice about whether the game-named drug is cut with MDA, LSD or even Mescalin.

According to the initial poster, the gurners kept the guy buzzing strong till the next day. I'm surprised he didn't overheat and crash afterwards.

[Curry]

Check it out. (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/drugs/xbox-360-mdma-187052.php)
If you had checked the news queue it could've already been on our frontpage ;)

[MrMoen]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/HPM/HM36.jpg

[Chris]

http://tfp.killbots.com/scans/105_zoid-rides-sperm.gif

[Nino]

I <3 my PSP

[TRIGGER M4N]

Anyone else having trouble with Xbox-Live right now?
it won't let me sign in, xbox.com isn't working and gamercard pics aren't loading, is Live down? Or is my bandwidth buggered?

[Chris]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6285/digg1tq6.jpg
How are posts getting to the frontpage with 16 diggs?

[Nino]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8116/diggpn0.jpg
How are posts getting to the frontpage with 16 diggs?
H4x!

[TRIGGER M4N]

Xboxic... Your wiki is getting spammed to shit on some pages with things like:
Buy a new hoover and get a free DVD/TV combo.

[Curry]

Xboxic... Your wiki is getting spammed to shit on some pages with things like:
Buy a new hoover and get a free DVD/TV combo.
Yeah we noticed this "interesting" new kind of spam. Very hard to filter on that because they're only using common words on purpose :/

[Curry]

Yeah we noticed this "interesting" new kind of spam. Very hard to filter on that because they're only using common words on purpose :/Scrap that, I just added a regexp making this kind of spam impossible :)

[TRIGGER M4N]

Scrap that, I just added a regexp making this kind of spam impossible :)

Excellent.

[Rival24]

Superb, Fantastic, Wicked Sick, FATALITY!!

[TRIGGER M4N]

Superb, Fantastic, Wicked Sick, FATALITY!!

No, I know you do hate me, you mock me at every chance.

[Rival24]

No, I know you do hate me, you mock me at every chance.
It must be the caps that TRIGGER my bitching mode ;( How can I make it up to you?

[Emily]

Someone from the crazy Netherlands tell me what this translates to...if anything lol.

KNOOPPUNT

I found it whilst looking for the time it would take from Amsterdam to Paris =)

[Nino]

That would be a red light district or ghetto.

[Chris]

TMNT Trailer (http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/) :+

[Cage]

Someone from the crazy Netherlands tell me what this translates to...if anything lol.

KNOOPPUNT

I found it whilst looking for the time it would take from Amsterdam to Paris =)
It translates to Button Point. :*

[Curry]

Someone from the crazy Netherlands tell me what this translates to...if anything lol.

KNOOPPUNT
Highway intersection :)

[Chris]

Crysis is a highly anticipated PC shooter, mostly because of its stunning visuals. But the better they look, the more demanding they are, any PC gamer will tell you that. An admin posted the hardware requirements on the official Crysis forums. Although pure speculation, the admin claims he has researched a lot in order to get the requirements. Sounds pretty accurate, considering it’s Crysis;

Minimum Requirements

CPU: Athlon 64 3000+/Intel 2.8ghz
Graphics: Nvidia 6600/X800GTO (SM 2.0)
RAM: 768Mb/1Gb on Windows Vista
HDD: 6GB
Internet: 256k+
Optical Drive: DVD
Software: DX9.0c with Windows XP


Recommended Requirements

CPU: Dual-core CPU (Athlon X2/Pentium D)
Graphics: Nvidia 7800GTX/ATI X1800XT (SM 3.0) or DX10 equivalent
RAM: 1.5Gb
HDD: 6GB
Internet: 512k+ (128k+ upstream)
Optical Drive: DVD
Software: DX10 with Windows Vista
Link. (http://digitalbattle.com/2006/07/23/crysis-system-requirements-released/)

Can the 360 handle it?

[Chris]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/8725/niggaih3.jpg
replace 'nigga's' with african americans

[Curry]

Link. (http://digitalbattle.com/2006/07/23/crysis-system-requirements-released/)

Can the 360 handle it?
Considering the 360 has more CPU power, at least the same gfx power and a lot less resolution to fill at 720p than those recommended specs, I foresee no problem.

[MrMoen]

I found a game that has very low min specs, so everyone can play it at work, even if your cheap ass boss still makes you work on a Pentium I

http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong/

[Rival24]

I found a game that has very low min specs, so everyone can play it at work, even if your cheap ass boss still makes you work on a Pentium I

http://www.karber.net/textbased/pong/
Amazing graphics!

[Curry]

Amazing graphics!
/me concurs.

[MrMoen]

Amazing graphics!

And you have to have fast reflexes as well 8)

[cybermans]

Man my evening rocked:

http://www.corman-collins.be/biere/achouffe/chouffe.jpg

http://www.bierebel.com/images/bouteilles/duvel.gif

http://www.globalbeer.com/Merchant2/graphics/Greetingcards/big/Hoegaarden.jpg

http://www.specialist-brand-development.com/images/wieckse%20glass.jpg

[Cage]

Man my evening rocked:

http://www.corman-collins.be/biere/achouffe/chouffe.jpg

Oh man! A Choufke!.. :9~ Now I'm thirsty.... hmmmm, beer.... :z

[MrMoen]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/421401.jpg

[Cage]

Rock on! Hell yeah!!!! Spongebob FTW!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NQI3BSVOKM

[Nino]

Beer :r :r :r

[TRIGGER M4N]

Beer is awesome.

[MrMoen]

Beer :r :r :r

8)7

You do know youre going to hell now right?

[Chris]

http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/pinktankdress_300x300.jpg
Doesn't it sort of look like a man?

[Zerodisorder]

Man...such a rebel...stand up for your rights...cause everyone else is playing their xbox :S

[Cage]

http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/pinktankdress_300x300.jpg
Doesn't it sort of look like a man?
Nope. Not at all. This is a man.. Atleast, it used to be one..
http://www.bigkelly.com/04.JPG

[Cage]

Check this shit.. the guitar God.. mwhoehahaha.. LMAO.. the guy who made this is ubercool :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p_tuLEmWccM&search=yngwie%20god

edit: even more of this haha
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SKMYeXkYcgs&search=petrucci%20Execises

[Cage]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/cage1978/pope.jpg

[Zerodisorder]

That pope, always gettin into all kinds of shenanigans...

[Curry]

Nope. Not at all. This is a man.. Atleast, it used to be one..

Ugly fooking bitch.

[Rival24]

I'd do it..

[Zerodisorder]

I'd do it..
If ya had to right :P

[Chris]

http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2251c52baf21900c2251fdfb3549d-pi
:D

[Nino]

I didn't know your second name was Steven, Christopher?

[Chris]

:X Shh, don't tell anyone.

[Rival24]

CHRIS' SECOND NAME IS STEVEN!!!!

[cybermans]

OMFG CHRIS' SECOND NAME IS STEVEN! OMFG

[Chris]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2936/gayyc6.jpg
I didn't know Doug wrote a book.

[Obi]

Morning dudes, so this is ware peeps come when theres nothing to talk about??? nice!

[Nino]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2936/gayyc6.jpg
I didn't know I wrote a book.
Neither did I! :(

[Chris]

You're lucky I don't have your editing powers. :P

[Nino]

You don't? :D PWNED! (that rhymes) (it's hard out here for a pimp)

[TRIGGER M4N]

I'm not sure that doesn't rhyme.

[Chris]

Eat me h0.

[Nino]

I'm not sure that doesn't rhyme.
Don't -> Owned. I think that rhymes.

THREE SIX MAFIA!

[Rival24]

Morning dudes, so this is ware peeps come when theres nothing to talk about??? nice!
This is were we come when do have something to talk about.:+

[Nino]

Yo Rival your MSN is acting up, quit appearing to be offline cuz I cant send you messages that way. :(

[TRIGGER M4N]

Get Windows Live Messenger, you can send messeges to offline people.

[Nino]

I'm at work so I'm affraid I can't do that :(

[Chris]

I guess you can consider being under my desk 'at work'. :+

[Rival24]

Get Windows Live Messenger, you can send messeges to offline people.
Yeah, no annoying people bothering ya :P

[Nino]

I guess you can consider being under my desk 'at work'. :+

Are you currently underneath your own desk Zanzibar D'Aurora? Amazing.

[Chris]

blow me already.

[Chris]

I should probably sleep now. It's 5:46am. :(

[Nino]

That's sick.

[Curry]

http://www.ad.nl/rotterdam/article528711.ece 8)7 8)7 8)7 8)7 8)7

For the foreigners:
Tourist services in Rotterdam are more and more frequently asked the question where the old town centre is, especially by German tourists.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Yo, amazingly bad changing the subject, but does anyone remember Peter Moore or some guy from MS saying:
"One year after release [of the Xbox 360] a big thing will happen."

Or summet like that anyway.

[Nino]

Yo, amazingly bad changing the subject, but does anyone remember Peter Moore or some guy from MS saying:
"One year after release [of the Xbox 360] a big thing will happen."

Or summet like that anyway.
Leipzig?

[Rival24]

:D

[Chris]

:P

[Rival24]

:*

[Cage]

Only in America.. How stupid can you be? Check this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW4wmAmzq5I) guy at the end of the video... 8)7 8)7 8)7

[| V |]

Hey im back now guys just been away for a couple of weeks taking care of some "business"

[TRIGGER M4N]

Hey im back now guys just been away for a couple of weeks taking care of some "business"
Oh god no.

[| V |]

Thanks Trigger, always like to know when im appreciated

[Curry]

Hey im back now guys just been away for a couple of weeks taking care of some "business"
Actually did notice you went AWOL ;) The way you say "business" though makes it seem like some undercover mob slaughter :X

[Curry]

Yo, amazingly bad changing the subject, but does anyone remember Peter Moore or some guy from MS saying:
"One year after release [of the Xbox 360] a big thing will happen."

Or summet like that anyway. 360 launched 22 nov 2005, PS3 launches 17 nov 2006. Perhaps he had prescient knowledge that his competitors are slowass bitches? :+

Or he was referring to Emergence Day on Nov 12th 8)

[| V |]

Well y'know i have been here and there, there more than here it seems though.

[Cage]

After all this time, I just gotta ask.. Who is "General Slowchat"? It's a topic about him but I've never seen him once..8)7

[Curry]

It's Major Asshole's brother.

[Sir SpankalotUK]

people sure are cranky here during friday afternoons.

bring on the lager, women and anything else that takes my fancy

[Sir SpankalotUK]

PS- where is todays marketplace demo?

[TRIGGER M4N]

PS- where is todays marketplace demo?

Not one today, look out next Tuesday though ;)
You should fear it, something spooky is happening.

[Nino]

WOOHOOO NO MORE WORK! HOLIDAY FTW!!!!

[Rival24]

'Work'

[Nino]

'STFU'

[Curry]

'10K A MONTH BITCH'

[Rival24]

'10K A MONTH BITCH'
I finished RE:DS for the third time yesterday 8)

[Rival24]

'FTSU'

[TRIGGER M4N]

'10K A MONTH BITCH'

Hold the f--k up, WAIT, HOLD ON! NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLD ON!!!!

YOU EARN 120K A YEAR!

[Nino]

That quote is mine though, I came up with that. I'd like my share of appreciation. ;(

[Rival24]

Add '©Nino' every time you use it!

[Curry]

Hold the f--k up, WAIT, HOLD ON! NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLD ON!!!!

YOU EARN 120K A YEAR!
Nah more like 90K actually. 10K would be a really good month without holidays and lots of working days. And it's before hellish Dutch taxes too ;)

[Zerodisorder]

Nah more like 90K actually. 10K would be a really good month without holidays and lots of working days. And it's before hellish Dutch taxes too ;)
Well done _o_

[Rival24]

If you make as 'much' as I do, you don't have to worry about Dutch taxes :D

[Curry]

I love paying taxes. The more I pay, the more I must be earning to begin with :Y)

[Chris]

Wasn't Burger King supposed to be selling Xbox 360 games by now? (http://www.xboxic.com/news/680)

[Rival24]

How should we know, You're the American!

[The_Glovner]

Unlucky for some.

[The_Glovner]

Shit Rival, thats a scary high gamer score, do you work? or do you just play everything that comes out?

[Rival24]

Shit Rival, thats a scary high gamer score, do you work? or do you just play everything that comes out?

Mine scary?

This (http://live.xbox.com/nl-NL/profile/profile.aspx?pp=0&GamerTag=Rance6) one's scary..! :P

And I do work and go to school ;)

[The_Glovner]

Can't get into the link, firewalls are being put around me as I speak. Bloody work internet. Bag of shite.

[Rival24]

Can't get into the link, firewalls are being put around me as I speak. Bloody work internet. Bag of shite.

Rance6 has a gamerscore of 57608 at the moment ;)

[Zerodisorder]

Rance6 has a gamerscore of 57608 at the moment ;)

Phh thats nothing..give me like...4 or 5 years and I'll catch up.

[Curry]

Just testing....

[The_Glovner]

Just testing....

What? That your fingers still work?

[Rival24]

What? That your fingers still work?

Curry doesn't type with his fingers, toes or nose..:+

[Curry]

What? That your fingers still work?
The new doublepost merging feature to prevent people making tons of replies to themselves in a row :)

[Sir SpankalotUK]

post1

post 2

post 3: well done curry

[TRIGGER M4N]

Big Brother finale tonight!!!!!!!!!

[Sir SpankalotUK]

pleeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me you dont watch that crap

[TRIGGER M4N]

If I'm not out, yeah, it's good.

Curry, lovin' the new forum things and colour scheme.

[Curry]

If I'm not out, yeah, it's good.

Curry, lovin' the new forum things and colour scheme.
Thnx, the Photoshop stuff is a bitching job 8)7

Also: we're currently on the frontpage of news.google.com with the PS3-analyst articles, which has multiplied our traffic 8 times for a short while and currently still running at 5~6 times normal Saturday traffic. The new server is doing it all without a hitch and even has lots of capacity to spare, so thank god I did my job right while configuring :P :)

[Rival24]

Good to see you did something right then.. :P

[Chris]

I want this phone.
http://img.infotropic.com/i/20060819_1f.jpg
Black Diamond is a luxury phone that isn’t out on the market yet. It’s supposed to be launched early 2007 from a company called VIPN. On their site they promote a limited edition of the phone made out of titanium and with real diamonds - only $300 000. Crazy.
I don't care about the diamonds, I just think the design is good.

[Rival24]

Chris.. that thing looks way too much like a PSP!

[Chris]

Explain this to the insurance company.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I1RVWiePYQ

[Curry]

I want this phone.


I don't care about the diamonds, I just think the design is good.

That's one phone to drool on definitely :9~

[| V |]

My penis looks like that phone

[Curry]

Doesn't it hurt to put the diamonds on your "machine"?

[Rival24]

Watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uHvpmgDDvY). It's hilarious :D

[Nino]

Watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uHvpmgDDvY). It's hilarious :D



This video may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community.

To view this video, please verify you are 18 or older by logging in or signing up.


.

[Rival24]

.

That's bullshit :)

[Nino]

That's bullshit :)

It's the warning I got...

[Rival24]

It's the warning I got...

No nudity in the movie so it's bullshit.

[Nino]

I'm not wasting any bandwidth on it if there's no nudity.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Rival, give us the tag, see if we can get a different video.

[Zerodisorder]

Well I guess that's one way to get back at your ex for screwin ya over.

[Rival24]

Well I guess that's one way to get back at your ex for screwin ya over.

Well, she wants him back, and she's way prettier than her mom :P

[Chris]

PS3 DEV KIT for sale on eBay. (http://cgi.ebay.com.nyud.net:8090/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230020868223)

http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.media/ps3%20dev%20kit.JPG

This is an auction for a PS3 developer kit. I managed to sneak it out of my office. It has the final PS3 hardware and will play PS3 games when they come out. The unit comes with one wired controller and a manual.

[Zerodisorder]

PS3 DEV KIT for sale on eBay. (http://cgi.ebay.com.nyud.net:8090/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230020868223)

http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.media/ps3%20dev%20kit.JPG
Man, I'd love to have that sexy lookin machine in my entertainment center :D

[Curry]

This is an auction for a PS3 developer kit. I managed to sneak it out of my office.
Yeah and my boss probably isn't going to miss this extremely rare multi-thousand dollar machine :z

[Chris]

This is so great. WATCH IT! (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1704980/)

Very funny/amazing.

[Zerodisorder]

Nice video. Whoever did it must have spent alot of time on it lol.

[Nino]

That doesn't even look like a PS3 devkit :D

[| V |]

That video isnt so great......

[Chris]

You make one, then tell me it isn't great.

[| V |]

If i had a digital camera i would. I respect the work that went into it, but all together ive seen alot better spot motion animation. Its also alright because the gimmick of it being based on videogames but justt because of those two things i dont think its amazing or funny (infact i dont find it funny at all)

[Chris]

|:(

[Cage]

And now for something completely different :

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/cage1978/wakkerworden.jpg

[Nino]

My girlfriend is playing Dead Rising (demo) at the moment, pretty cute stuff.

[kobejonez]

My girlfriend is playing Dead Rising (demo) at the moment, pretty cute stuff.

Does'nt that go something like "Eughh ! gross brains!! zombies are icky!!!, OMG !!!! a shoe shop."
lolz

[Nino]

:D no more like 'I don't like this weapon, I want that sledgehammer' and 'I smashed 3 zombies with one blow yay' :P

[Curry]

:D no more like 'I don't like this weapon, I want that sledgehammer' and 'I smashed 3 zombies with one blow yay' :P
I had more or less the same effect with everyone (severals guys AND GIRLS) I showed the demo :D

[Rival24]

My dad watched me play for over 5 minutes. That's the first time since Wolfenstein 3D I think :P

[kobejonez]

HUH?! its out? whaaaaaat?
Hey Why did no one tell me.
And why can't I buy it here in the U.K?

[Nino]

My girlfriend is playing Dead Rising (demo) at the moment, pretty cute stuff.


:z

[Rival24]

Yeah pay attention goddamnit! :-( ;)

[| V |]

Hahaha aww i want Dead Rising. But i cannot afford it on release.

PS.

Got my GCSE results the other day :D I got 1 A, 3 B, 6 C and 1 D(RS short course so its not really a real GCSE) They may not seem amazing but it means i get into college now and i am proud of them :). I got them on Thursday, Thursday night i was HAMMERED :)

[Rival24]

Grats d00d :)

[Emily]

Does'nt that go something like "Eughh ! gross brains!! zombies are icky!!!, OMG !!!! a shoe shop."
lolz

I watch Chris play all the time, and it's really not that gross. And i'm a wimp, so if i were grossed out, other girls would be too. So since i'm not, i think it's safe to say that us women can "handle it." If that was in question at all :)

[Chris]

:*

[Rival24]

You both have a seperate PC or are you switching acounts all the time? :P

[Chris]

Two PCs. :D

[Emily]

You both have a seperate PC or are you switching acounts all the time? :P

Laptop :D Lovely invention.

[Curry]

Got my GCSE results the other day :D I got 1 A, 3 B, 6 C and 1 D(RS short course so its not really a real GCSE) They may not seem amazing but it means i get into college now and i am proud of them :). I got them on Thursday, Thursday night i was HAMMERED :)

Gratz man :)

[TRIGGER M4N]

Lol, I got my GCSE results back on thursday aswell. VERY lame.

[Rival24]

I don't have any GCSE results :(

[| V |]

Spill the beans Trigger, SPILL DEM BEANZ

[Curry]

Customers :X :X :X

[Rival24]

You gotta love 'em! ?

[Curry]

Or hate 'm :X

[Nino]

http://psp.ign.com/articles/728/728278p1.html

This is when Curry orders a PSP.

[Curry]

Dammit they want to screw me over huh :X :+

Original looked better (http://www.klasyka.za.pl/recenzje/cannon_fodder/cannon.htm) though!

[MrMoen]

http://www.klasyka.za.pl/recenzje/cannon_fodder/cannon.htm

Grafika jak na tam te czasy dobra, chodź żołnierze są bardzo małych rozmiarów, animacja ich sylwetek jest można powiedzieć rewelacyjna.

:o

[Rival24]

How dare they!

[Nino]

http://www.gfdata.de/archiv08-2006-gamefront/2117.html :D

[Rival24]

I didn't see any bunnies :(

[TRIGGER M4N]

Next generation console not powerful enough to run Crysis.

Diemer explained that “next generation consoles like the Xbox 360 and the PlayStation 3 do not offer the sufficient power” to assure the quality of gameplay Crytek demand for Crysis.

Wow.. not even a year after release, and PC's are already dominating.

Linkedy Link:
http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/11651/Crytek-Next-Gen-Consoles-Are-Too-Weak-for-Crysis/

[Nino]

Not the first time we heard that. I won't be too surprised if Crysis: Instincts gets released in 2008 or so.

[Rival24]

Very much dominating (http://www.bungie.net/Games/Halo2Vista/gallery.aspx?gallery=Screenshots&page=1)
*cough*

But seriously, in terms of graphical power the PC was already a mile ahead of the Xbox 360 when it launched. You only needed a fat wad of cash :)

[kobejonez]

Pcs have always have and probably always will kick a consoles ass in terms of power. But how long before nextgen consoles start wowing pc owners?
not long seen as programing(now theres a bespoke term!) techniques for consoles are generally refined and optimised to the nth degree with each game generation, which is much harder to on PCs due to hardware variations and there for are generally optimised for average joe smoe pc owner with a very average rig.

Edit: Just downloading an ingame vid of Wheelman will let y'all know if its any good but it uses the mighty U3 engine so it might be. But in absance of a Wheelman/Realman its got Vin Diesel in it.I could'nt resist that last joke sorry¬_¬.

[Zerodisorder]

Its more of a fact that for alot of people consoles are much easier instead of the hasle of installing games all the time, and having to ppurchase better parts to run certain games. And I like sitting on my couch enjoying a game than sittin in my computer chair. Even though shooting with a mouse and keyboard is much more accurate :P

[kobejonez]

wheelman=CGI Trailer FTL :(

Looks like The Transporter cept with VD not Jason Statham.

Yay 100 posts in!!!

[Zerodisorder]

I like Jason Statham much more than Vin Diesel lol ... much much more.

[kobejonez]

I like Jason Statham much more than Vin Diesel lol ... much much more.

I hear that. The Transporter was ace, but The Wheelman looks like it will be another lukewarm big budget Hollywood rehash.

[Zerodisorder]

I haven't cought the trailer for it, but Jason Stathams new movie looks top notch, I think its called Crank.

[TRIGGER M4N]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, but this is the film of the year already.

http://www.fantasymundo.com/imagenes/noticias/2269.jpg

[kobejonez]

Saw 3??!?! /o\
this could be very very good.

[Rival24]

I haven't seen the first 2 yet. I thought Hostel was pretty nasty already, so I don't think I'll enjoy the Saw movies. I do like violence and swearing, but that stuff was just sick.

[Cage]

I haven't seen the first 2 yet. I thought Hostel was pretty nasty already, so I don't think I'll enjoy the Saw movies. I do like violence and swearing, but that stuff was just sick.
Sissy.. :+ ;)
It's not that gross btw.. It's the thriller part I enjoyed the most in the Saw movies. It really grabs you and wont let go till the credits.

If you want some sick stuff then watch Wax House with paris hilton. Some of the gore in there is gut turning.. gave me the chills..

[Zerodisorder]

the first Saw was amazing, but I didn't really enjoy the 2nd one, so I don't have very much anticipation for the 3rd, but if the retain the originals style it may be better.

Oh, and Saw is better than Hostel. Hostel tried to go over the top with a lame story.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Want gore? Check out Brain Dead (1992) Called Dead Alive in America. Puts Evil Dead 1,2,3 to shame. The Hills Have Eyes (2005/6 version) has some pretty cool gory scenes.

Yep, I'm only 16 and I have seen more horror movies than you lot could wish for. (Horror being my fave genre of films and games.)

[Zerodisorder]

Brain Dead the movie was dumb lol. I remember the old game Brain Dead. That was fun at the time lol. Actually it may have been called Brain Dead 13.

[Rival24]

There's a difference between regular horror and sick stuff. I don't mind someones brains splattered all over the place but cutting through someones achilles tendon and then letting him walk away was just nasty.

I have this weak spot for eyes and achilles tendons, so other than that I don't really mind what bodyparts they're slashing.

[Zerodisorder]

I have a weak spot for a Scapel..that little sharp knife the doctors use, those things are so amazingly sharp they cut jsut barely touching, so seeing those gets me lol. And what was worse in Hostel was I think he cut his achilles tendons with a scapel :(

[| V |]

I am assuming that other people got that PM from Jennifer....

[Cage]

I am assuming that other people got that PM from Jennifer....
You mean the daughter of late chief Joseph Dum(b)as(s)? yip }:O

[| V |]

I wonder if she was hawt. Haha or he as it may be ;)

[kobejonez]

I've already signed up for it...All I need to do was give my bank details......I'm gonna be sooooo rich....whooo I knew all those donations to live-aid what someday pay off . God bless africa whooooyehhhhh!!!

[Rival24]

I banned that biatch. I wish her the best of luck with the $12500000 though ;)

[kobejonez]

changing the subject slightly again just seen an article about the future of 3d graphics http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060805-7430.html
Raytracing wow games of the future are gonna rock.

[Emily]

wheelman=CGI Trailer FTL :(

Looks like The Transporter cept with VD not Jason Statham.

Yay 100 posts in!!!

Mmmmmmmm Jason Statham :*

Saw is jut about the best "horror" movie on the planet. Makes me wet my panties :X

[Chris]

For Rival. (http://www.xyzrgb.com/holos/terminator.html) (Although he's probably already seen it.)

[kobejonez]

That hologram is frikken awesome

[Rival24]

Yeah, unfortunately it's not on eBay.

[Nino]

Even I want that.

[Rival24]

*surprised*

[Curry]

I banned that biatch. I wish her the best of luck with the $12500000 though ;)
And I hit the "Delete all private messages sent by this user" button later in the evening ;) Somehow the bitch did exclude me from the run 8)7

But seriously, wtf is the world coming to if I'm going to have to install SpamAssassin on our private messaging system :X :'(

@ Termy 2 holo: something tells me that is frigging expensive.

On that Jennifer bitch btw, that was a 419 scam, perhaps we could've baited the perpetrator (http://419eater.com/) (warning: that site is genius, but don't repeat it at home ;) )

[| V |]

OMFG NEW SCREEN FOR BURNOUT 5
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1783/newsforlezusfr4.jpg

(picture by jezebelseven)

[kobejonez]

Jezebel aged 7??
I reckon that can't be in game must be prerendered.

[jezebelseven]

Jezebel aged 7??
I reckon that can't be in game must be prerendered.

No, me! I am a gooder artist than everyone else. EA has hired me on for Burnout 5.5 based on that rendering alone.

[Curry]

That's high-tech modern super game art baby.

[Chris]

I preordered the game just because of that post.

[Zerodisorder]

No way the real game will look that good.

[Curry]

Dell is sending me a new laptop battery for free!

[kobejonez]

On that Jennifer bitch btw, that was a 419 scam, perhaps we could've baited the perpetrator (http://419eater.com/) (warning: that site is genius, but don't repeat it at home ;) )

wtf is that site man. 403 error AROOGA security alert...AROOGA security alert.

[Rival24]

Dell is sending me a new laptop battery for free!
Mine weren't dangerous ;(

[Curry]

wtf is that site man. 403 error AROOGA security alert...AROOGA security alert.
Hmm they seem to be having some probs atm... can still browse via Google cache though :P

Mine weren't dangerous ;(
Most of mine weren't, only the one from my main laptop... must say that it did run searing hot too after a few hours.

I'm happy though, it's a year old right now and was showing first signs of becoming lazy :P

[Rival24]

They're sending a courier?

[Cage]

Dell is sending me a new laptop battery for free!
I hate Dell.. I'm on my 4th Dell system at the place/project I work nowadays..They all died on me.. 2 mainboards broke and 1 HDD which made the system unusable.. |:(

[Rival24]

The desktops are crappy, but configuring your laptop on the website is pretty neat :).

[Curry]

They're sending a courier?
Dell sends everything via UPS.

I hate Dell.. I'm on my 4th Dell system at the place/project I work nowadays..They all died on me.. 2 mainboards broke and 1 HDD which made the system unusable.. |:(
I've never had a single bad experience with 6 or so Dell laptops. The laptops are really good (since 2002 or so).

[Cage]

The desktops are crappy, but configuring your laptop on the website is pretty neat :).
I've never had a single bad experience with 6 or so Dell laptops. The laptops are really good (since 2002 or so).
Can confirm the crappy desktop, cause all 4 were desktops.. 280's I believe.. I'll stick with my HP laptop for now ;)

[Rival24]

Dell sends everything via UPS.


I've never had a single bad experience with 6 or so Dell laptops. The laptops are really good (since 2002 or so).
But are they sending a courier to pick it up, that's what I meant.

[Curry]

No idea what they want to do with the existing one, but they're not getting it until I have a replacement anyway :+ I guess they'll just tell me to throw it into the chemical waste bin.

[Chris]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1598/awesomeyj7.gif

[kobejonez]

Loving the trophy room at 419eater!!

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/stev_ebe.jpg

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/darth1.jpg