General Slowchat topic

[Curry]

Cool stuff huh :D

Go read the story about how they managed to scam the scammer out of $20 or something, that's great reading ;)

[kobejonez]

the hall of shame is great too.
http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/mike_ajay.jpg
remember this guy??

[MrMoen]

OMFG NEW SCREEN FOR BURNOUT 5
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1783/newsforlezusfr4.jpg

(picture by jezebelseven)

Damn, another game which overdoes it with the blur 8)7

[TRIGGER M4N]

What's more disturbing is that it actually looks better than Full Auto, graphically.

[Curry]

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/trophy_room6/47_charles_soludo.jpg

[TRIGGER M4N]

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/trophy_room6/47_charles_soludo.jpg

Currys gamerpic ftl.

[Curry]

Currys gamerpic ftl.
Yeah I know. To register on MajorNelson.com you have to actually change it to a designated pic to authenticate. And I haven't accessed the 360 to change it back yet.

[Zerodisorder]

It kinda suits you :P

[Curry]

I fix0red it back.

!

[| V |]

Enroled in College today, loads of hot as balls girls. Gonna get in that action ;)

[Nino]

Pics?

[| V |]

Haha i dont know who you think i am, but im not the type just to take pictures of girls randomly in a place i was in for about an hour ;)

[Rival24]

Haha i dont know who you think i am, but im not the type just to take pictures of girls randomly in a place i was in for about an hour ;)
Teasing is baaaaaad. :(

[Chris]

I want titpics.:9~

[Rival24]

I want titpics.:9~

And then there was Google...

[Zerodisorder]

Enroled in College today, loads of hot as balls girls. Gonna get in that action ;)
Hot as balls :? Are you sure these were women?

[| V |]

Yeah your balls are always hot, no matter what :P....unless i have some sort of STD...........that isnt good...

[kobejonez]

Congrats Lezus.may it stand you in good sted :D
I start at college on wednesday, tho no girls for me :(

[| V |]

Yeah i dont expect girls in 3 of my courses, but there better be some in fim studies or im gonna beat down someone with my BXB skills (or BLB depending whether you play Halo 1 or 2, if not its just a fast way to do two melee's fast ;) )

[Cage]

Yeah i dont expect girls in 3 of my courses, but there better be some in fim studies or im gonna beat down someone with my BXB skills (or BLB depending whether you play Halo 1 or 2, if not its just a fast way to do two melee's fast ;) )
Talking to girls about your BLB/BXB (??!) skills isn't gonna get you some. That's for shure ;):+

[Curry]

Haha i dont know who you think i am, but im not the type just to take pictures of girls randomly in a place i was in for about an hour ;)
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[Sir SpankalotUK]

http://server20.dedicateduk.com/~imagesc/images/3041crab.JPG

[| V |]

Talking to girls about your BLB/BXB (??!) skills isn't gonna get you some. That's for shure ;):+

You'd Be suprised actually ;) I know a few pretty hot girls that play Halo. But i know teh secrets?!?!?! talk about them ;)

[Cage]

You'd Be suprised actually ;) I know a few pretty hot girls that play Halo. But i know teh secrets?!?!?! talk about them ;)
The real secret is : don't talk at all. Just listen :P

[| V |]

Haha, Assassin's Creed 360 (y)

[TRIGGER M4N]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b251/TrigunGunsmoke/CRIM0048.jpg

[kobejonez]

1.20 minutes worth of Forza 2 damage physics video here http://www.fileshack.com/file.x/9368/Forza+Motorsport+2+-+Physics+&+Damage+Video I think this is new content, just looking now.

Pic above is brilliant btw kudos

[TRIGGER M4N]

1.20 minutes worth of Forza 2 damage physics video here http://www.fileshack.com/file.x/9368/Forza+Motorsport+2+-+Physics+&+Damage+Video I think this is new content, just looking now.

The actual crash is about 3 seconds.

Pic above is brilliant btw kudos

Not mine, I didn't create it, I found it.

[kobejonez]

The actual crash is about 3 seconds.

sigh. just off to watch, thought seen as it didnt seem to be mentioned here as yet I would say. tho it probably weeks old. Just watched The crash is blink and you'll miss it but looks very very nice pre-rendered almost.

Not mine, I didn't create it, I found it.

kudos to whoever made it , and awesomeness to u for finding/posting it :D

[Chris]

Assassin's Creed ftw.

[kobejonez]

Ive got a dual mp3(english&spanish) film(.avi) any ideas how I can remove the spanish audio track? There is probably a peice of software that can do this but its not my area of expertise.

[| V |]

I am pretty sure you can use VLC player and change the audio track as one of the settings on it.

Edit: yeah you can you go to audio, audio track and choose which track you want.

[kobejonez]

A whole bunch of crackdown videos have surfaced.
http://www.fileshack.com/file.x/9382/Crackdown+Gameplay+Movie+#3 heres a link to one of em. They're quite long too and I think theres 8 of em.
Also submitted as news to :D

edit: It doesn't look good to be honest.

[TRIGGER M4N]

This is THE BEST HALF-LIFE 2 video to date. (In my opinion.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCwhCt0pxL8

[Nino]

I just saw an ad to win a trip to X06 on MTV (which was weird enough in itsself) but it got funnier.

It said, be the first to play Need for Speed: Carbon, Splinter Cell: Double Agent, Forza 2, Assassin's Creed and Gears of War. :D

[TRIGGER M4N]

Is anyone from Xboxic going to X06 or TGS?

[WolfsNL]

Hopefully we'll get some good demo's as well during TGS and/or X06 :).

[Nino]

Is anyone from Xboxic going to X06 or TGS?

Probably not and def. not. ;(

[Chris]

I'll go. :+

[Rival24]

I'll go. :+
How do you pass the security guards?

[Chris]

With my magic wand.

[Zerodisorder]

Not your magic Cowbell :(

[| V |]

I am currently considering starting a webcomic, random i know, seems out of nowhere aswell but im sure i will be able to find an audience if i tried ;)

[Rival24]

Draw something funny about Xboxic stuff O-)

[TRIGGER M4N]

Horrible change of subject, but this is for the lose.

All the active forum pages that are about consoles other than Xbox 360 are not showing up on frontpage. Sneaky Xboxic, up to there no good.

[| V |]

Yeah i kinda noticed that too, and i have finished my first attempt at a strip

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Lezus/holy.jpg

[Chris]

sorry, but... :r

[| V |]

Haha its fair enough man (y) i take no offense to it. My aim is just to entertain myself, which i do with porn :o

[Chris]

porn FTW. O-)

[| V |]

Depends what type of porn....

[Nino]

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1074/drmariowiirl2.jpg

[Chris]

it's the first AO rated game (ESRB) for nintendo!

[Rival24]

True next-gen!

[Nino]

Joystiq wasn't lieing when they said that this was the coolest video I'd see this year:

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/02/the-coolest-video-youll-see-this-year/

[| V |]

Yeah i saw that yesterday, i agree it is fucking crazy

[Rival24]

Somebody invested an awful lot of time in that video

[bigsteveouk]

Joystiq wasn't lieing when they said that this was the coolest video I'd see this year:

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/02/the-coolest-video-youll-see-this-year/

That is awesome.

[Chris]

http://blog.scifi.com/tech/pics/skywalker_jet_pack_2.jpg
Who hasn't watched The Rocketeer and dreamed sweetly of self-propulsion? Rick Herron from Skywalker Jets has taken this inspiration seriously. He's designed a prototype for a sustainable personal flying contraption that will someday lift a pilot with a weight of over 200 pounds for about 5 minutes, equal to a 4-mile range of travel. The pack also possesses a built-in GPS unit to make tracking/recovery very easy. While a prototype recently garnered bids over $10,000 on eBay, Rick expects the final model to cost around $200,000. Good bidding.

Link (http://blog.scifi.com/tech/archives/2006/08/30/top_10_hightech.html)

[Rival24]

You need a license for that? :P

[Curry]

Joystiq wasn't lieing when they said that this was the coolest video I'd see this year:

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/02/the-coolest-video-youll-see-this-year/
Sweet jesus that's psychedelic.

[Cage]

Do not read this post if you're not above 18..
AARRGGHH, F@CK C$NT SH!TF@CEDFREAK!!!

Sorry for that.. Had to blow off some steam.. I promised not to reply on this *peep* on the frontpage anymore but my fingers were itching to reply.. I'm getting lots of E2K flashbacks at the moment.... :(

[TRIGGER M4N]

No big deal, he is a bit of a twat.

Ps: Don't read that statement if you're under 18.

[Curry]

I was actually considering giving him the E2k treatment today.

[Zerodisorder]

Was a pretty sweet video.

[Nino]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w might be old for some but I dare to say that this is the best video on Youtube ever.

[TRIGGER M4N]

It's just GAY!

[bigsteveouk]

and this is the best one on google video

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8667812560570327057

[Chris]

For Nino.
http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-08-06-games/SericeousBurden.jpg
http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/09-08-06-games/Posting-Naked.jpg

[Zerodisorder]

The breakdancing was cool, but for soem reason I couldn't get the youtube video to work. I'll try again later.

[Nino]

Don't make fun of Mega Man Chris, I'm warning you.

[Chris]

I love megaman!

[Rival24]

I thought you were straight.

[Chris]

I just thought Nino was going to be a n00b and mute me.

[Curry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w might be old for some but I dare to say that this is the best video on Youtube ever.
Immortalized on GAF via the wonderful world of animated gifs. It's proof though that child molestation can seriously damage the youth's brain.

[Chris]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBXr15K2uSc
amazing and creepy at the same time.

[Curry]

Wacko. How does it work and where was it recorded tho?

[Nino]

On the morning of Sunday 7th May the little girl giant woke up at Horseguards Parade in London, took a shower from the time-traveling elephant and wandered off to play in the park...

I think it was filmed in London. Also check out the related videos, there are more videos of this 'thing' in there.

[Rival24]

Booooooring.

[Nino]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b360/TireShredder/kmart.jpg

Biggest LOL this week so far.

[Rival24]

That thing on July 7th is AWESOME :D

[Cage]

haha.. John(ny) Walker the store manager :)

btw.. is there a Kameo card deck commin' ?
http://pictures.xbox-scene.com/xbox360/xexdk-sept-06/unomemory.jpg

[Nino]

That thing on July 7th is AWESOME :D

December 3rd and November 10th are pretty rad as well.

[Chris]

That's just great.

[Nino]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b360/TireShredder/kmart.jpg

Reposting it because I got tears in my eyes even when I read it the second time.

[Rival24]

Ok, I still like July 7th the most...

[Nino]

http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/shockeyshocked.gif

[Chris]

http://i2.tinypic.com/29ymelt.jpg

[The_Glovner]

Is it my imagination or have the plesident's post magically disappeared from the front pages?:?

[Cage]

I've noticed it yesterday.. Guess Curry put the banhammer up is arse or something..

[Nino]

No banhammers involded... O-)

[The_Glovner]

No banhammers involded... O-)

Well I ain't prepared to accept that he left on his own.

Anyway I imagine he will be back soon enough with another version of spelling his name. Bring it bitch!

On a different point, dilemma time, I have Saints Row, Dead Rising and Test Drive and only 24 hours in a day, 7 of which I am working and about 5 I am sleeping what do I do with the rest!?!?!?!?!:X

[Nino]

Oh he never left. He's still actively commenting. It's just that he's the only one that's able to see his own comments. O-)

[Cage]

@glovner: You should give your girl a good shag in your spare time ;) That's what I would do..

@nino: haha.. the poor bastard..

[The_Glovner]

@Cage

Well there is that, so if we minus another two hours from the equation we still have three top quality titles and not enough hours for them.

@Nino Fucking brilliant!!_o_ :D _o_

Poor bastard will be getting freaked he ain't managing to generate any replies.

[Cage]

I think you misspelled 2 minutes ;)

[Rival24]

The feature is called "Tachy goes to Coventry"

There's even a Wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Send_to_Coventry) ;)

[The_Glovner]

My word the whole HD-DVD vs Blu-Ray posting is getting a tad dull.

Full of fucking techno heads trying to outquote figures they learned from their mates. Just lost it at one of them just now (Sorry Curry/Nino, just can't help myself).

2x speed this, dual/quad layer that and 50Gb or 200Gb thrown in for good measure.

Told them all that Cage says that size doesn't matter though.>:)

[Rival24]

_o_

Totally agree. Like I said yesterday to certain people, we should cut back on the technocrap.

[Curry]

@Nino Fucking brilliant!!_o_ :D _o_
It's a vBulletin feature I copied to Wordpress myself because it's very damn useful at times ;)

As for the HD-DVD stuff: yeah well it's 360-related news so we have to report on it, can't do much about it. Don't read it if it's not your thing ;)

[The_Glovner]

As for the HD-DVD stuff: yeah well it's 360-related news so we have to report on it, can't do much about it. Don't read it if it's not your thing ;)

Oh, don't get me wrong, nowt wrong with the article (I stuck up for guys with the people moaning about the factual content anyway) its just the techno heads all shouting numbers at each other that gets a little boring so I just can't help noising them up to watch the fun ensue.

You just know that the plesident will be furiously typing in that thread as well and freaking out becasue nobody is replying.

[Cage]

Told them all that Cage says that size doesn't matter though.>:)
Sick fuck haha.. But I confirmed your statement in the post :) It's not the size that matters, It's how you use it ;) Y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout :P

You just know that the plesident will be furiously typing in that thread as well and freaking out becasue nobody is replying.
I would love to see his ginger face now haha

[Curry]

Actually he isn't, he hasn't been around all day 8)7

[The_Glovner]

Actually he isn't, he hasn't been around all day 8)7

Bizzare, probably to busy trawling the net for pictures of women to tell me that he know some.

[Cage]

Just read this on megagames.com.. Was it xboxic who started this rumor? :+

ATI has trashed a recent rumor that XBox 360 will be DirectX 10 compatible. The story first surfaced on a Dutch X360 fan site and suggested that the ATI-made graphics chip of the XBox 360 could utilise DirectX 10 following the application of a software patch. As you may expect, the news quickly spread and console fans begun a long and bitter battle regarding the importance of DX 10.

ATI has now officially commented on the story and has cleared the air once and for all, the statement: Xbox360 cannot run DX10, and confirmed what I said earlier about the extended functionality. The Xbox360 has unique features including memory export that can enable DX10-class functionality such as stream-out. From what we're hearing, Crysis will support DX9 with some sort of use for DX10 features. It's likely that those DX10 visuals can be replicated on the Xbox360, but it can't be properly called DX10.

So there you have it, it sounds like the ATI spokesperson is bending over backwards to convince us that X360 won't need DX10, a definite sign that the console's hardware does not support the new API. Crysis however, will definitely make Microsoft's console although only very high end PCs will be able to run it in its full DX10 shaded glory.

Atleast whe now know the 360 can emulate DX10 although it'll never be the real deal, so they say..

[TRIGGER M4N]

It's a conspiracy to make people buy DX10.

[Nino]

Just read this on megagames.com.. Was it xboxic who started this rumor? :+
Our story linked to News4Gamers.com who linked to Xbox360Only (http://www.xbox360only.nl/nieuwsitem.php?nid=2069) who linked to Inside Gamer. We're not Dutch ;)

[Cage]

The GTA Nerd :+

http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/gta_nerd

[Nino]

[23:25] <@*n00b*> so what can I do to prevent myself from being slapped and the like?
[23:27] <@Nino> It's '/quit on powers'
[23:27] * Quits: @*n00b* (Quit: on powers)
[23:27] <@Nino> Hihi
[23:28] <@Curry> :D
[23:28] <@Curry> lul
[23:28] <@Curry> :+
[23:28] * Joins: *n00b*
[23:29] <*n00b*> that just diconnected me!
[23:29] * @Rival24 slaps *n00b* around a bit with a large trout
[23:29] <@Nino> Try again?
[23:29] <@Rival24> Aww, and it didn't work
[23:29] <*n00b*> just /quit on powers, without '?
[23:29] <@Nino> Yeah?
[23:29] <@Nino> Maybe its /quit on slaps
[23:29] * Quits: *n00b* (Quit: on powers)
[23:29] <@Nino> :')
[23:29] <@Rival24> ZOMG
[23:30] * Joins: *n00b*
[23:30] <*n00b*> nope
[23:30] <@Curry> :D
[23:30] <@Nino> Weird
[23:30] <@Rival24> I remember
[23:30] <*n00b*> I'm with Quake or something though so it might be different?
[23:30] <*n00b*> go on then
[23:30] <@Nino> Oh wait
[23:30] <@Nino> It's '/quit on Quake'
[23:30] <@Nino> Mind the capital Q
[23:31] * Quits: *n00b* (Quit: on Quake)
[23:31] <@Curry> omg
[23:31] * Joins: *n00b*
[23:31] <*n00b*> nope.
[23:31] <@Nino> Try /quit on *n00b*?
[23:31] <@Nino> Again with the capital R
[23:31] * Quits: *n00b* (Quit: on *n00b*)
[23:31] * Joins: *n00b*
[23:31] <*n00b*> nope!
Late night IRC lawlz ftw.

[Rival24]

Who's the noob? ;)

[Chris]

Where do all the UK people get the idea that all Americans own guns? I've heard this multiple times from different people. Just because it's legal to own a gun, doesn't mean we all go hunting for mountain lions on the weekends.

Someone tell me where the idea came from.

Just because weed is legal in Amsterdam, doesn't mean the whole country has the munchies.

[Zerodisorder]

Oh dammit, I forgot to go mountain lion hunting this weekend...:(

[Rival24]

Where do all the UK people get the idea that all Americans own guns? I've heard this multiple times from different people. Just because it's legal to own a gun, doesn't mean we all go hunting for mountain lions on the weekends.

Someone tell me where the idea came from.

Just because weed is legal in Amsterdam, doesn't mean the whole country has the munchies.

You're an American and you DON'T have a gun? Damn, if I lived in the USA I'd get myself a nice Desert Eagle to bust a cap in someone's ass!

[Chris]

I'll send the gun, you send the weed.

[Nino]

Where do all the UK people get the idea that all Americans own guns?
You don't?

[Chris]

App Chews up 360 HD Space, Knocks Out Podcasts (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/xb-stream/app-chews-up-360-hd-space-knocks-out-podcasts-201172.php)

A new bit of seemingly helpful software called XB Stream has managed to knock out a bunch of podcast sites.

[Nino]

HAHAHAHAH I bet every 360 podcast related site wishes they had their own Curry now.

[Rival24]

The creator didn't think it would become as popular probably :P.

[Curry]

HAHAHAHAH I bet every 360 podcast related site wishes they had their own Curry now.
To be honest indeed I don't understand how the f*ck they all got so screwed actually. When as a sysadmin you see something peaking in your server, first thing you do is check your webserver logs. And hey presto, XB Stream does the right thing by setting its useragent correctly, that's how I immediately found out they were raping our server as well. Solution for all those podcasters:
if(strpos(lowercase($_SERVER["HTTP_USER_AGENT"]), "xb stream") !== false)
die("Sod off with your 500 gigs"); Not every site has a good programmer or sysadmin regrettably...

You can even do this in your .htaccess or httpd.config if they're hitting files directly.

[Rival24]

Do you think we need one for Xboxic?

[Curry]

Looking for an internship or so?

[Rival24]

Not fair!

[Curry]

1-0 :+

[Rival24]

Power abuse :r :(

[Nino]

Do you think we need one for Xboxic?

1-0 :+

Sorry but this is like 19993589383973 - 5. :D

[Chris]

XB Stream did come out with a version 1.1 which took the default of it downloading all the backlogs away. It now only downloads one audio file instead of 300.

Could those other sites have been hurt because they've got audio on them when we don't have any audio, just text?

More downloading I mean.

[Curry]

Yeah the audio was the main killer.

[The_Glovner]

Where do all the UK people get the idea that all Americans own guns? I've heard this multiple times from different people. Just because it's legal to own a gun, doesn't mean we all go hunting for mountain lions on the weekends.

Someone tell me where the idea came from.

Just because weed is legal in Amsterdam, doesn't mean the whole country has the munchies.

Well I think you do just like every american thinks us Scots walk about in "skirts" (called kilts but the amount of times I heard skirt I just go along with it now)

And everyone I have met in Amsterdam is stoned and has the munchies, but then again I usually spend my yearly pilgramige to the Dam sitting in various cafes getting stoned and coping the munchies with other people from Amsterdam.

[Chris]

haha. I don't think the scots all wear kilts.

[Nino]

They don't?

[Rival24]

Some of them wear nothing.

[trj156]

ow i just yanked out a mustache hair

[Curry]

Some of them wear nothing.
That's underneath The Glovner's kilt tho.

Subject reminds me btw, I need to polish my woodenshoes and go get me some fresh tulips at the neighbour's windmill this evening.

[TRIGGER M4N]

That's underneath The Glovner's kilt tho.

Subject reminds me btw, I need to polish my woodenshoes and go get me some fresh tulips at the neighbour's windmill this evening.

:D :D

Clogs FTW!

http://www.kshs.org/cool3/graphics/clogslg.jpg

Booooo! Xbox-Live is down for a "scheduled maintenance" till 1pm.
Oh well, atleast I didn't have to go to school!

[Curry]

Makes one wonder why "scheduled" maintenance does not equal "announced" maintenance huh :P

[Chris]

Super Smash Bro 64 - UNLOCK MASTER HAND! Secret (Youtube) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6CiiDYeOxi0)

[Nino]

Super Smash Bro 64 - UNLOCK MASTER HAND! Secret (Youtube) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6CiiDYeOxi0)

It's fake.

[Chris]

How'd they pull that off?

[Nino]

How'd they pull that off?

Emulator + hacks.

[Rival24]

That's a sweet hand :D

[Chris]

What's with all the question marks in all of our recent games played?

[Nino]

Mystery.

[Chris]

THAT'S SO INSANE MY HEAD MIGHT EXPLODE! AHHH!!

[Rival24]

What's this week's arcade title?

[Nino]

Rumor has it that it's Dig Dug. But don't quote me on that.

[Rival24]

When is it Bubble Bobble's turn :'(

[Nino]

As soon as the game doesn't suck anymore.

[Chris]

So it's never launching?

[Nino]

Har har har.

[Rival24]

You're so funny...

for a retard.

[Nino]

Chris, Rival called you a retard.

[Chris]

Well, tell Rival he's a bitch.

[Rival24]

Who's Rival?

[TRIGGER M4N]

"Bringing it home" starts tomorrow!
I'm actually well excited!

[Rival24]

We really really really need exciting demos, I'm so bored :(

[Nino]

My 360 isn't even hooked up at the moment.

[Rival24]

I recently removed the PS2 from my gameroom :P

[Nino]

I wish I had a gameroom.

[Chris]

me too. :(

[Rival24]

You can have mine, come and get it. And remember to bring a crowbar!

[Curry]

To crack your skull or for another worthy cause?

[trj156]

To crack your skull or for another worthy cause?

to whack some crows

[Nino]

Is it just me or are comments broken in Firefox on the frontpage?

[Rival24]

To crack your skull or for another worthy cause?
To smash some headcrabs... :(

[Nino]

PC games :r

[Rival24]

? (http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/halflife2/index.html)

[Nino]

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE

[Rival24]

I've recently played Episode 1 on my PC. That was extremely boring. Dear Valve, I don't give a crap about your gravity gun, so don't let me play 50% of the game with it, kk tnx.

[The_Glovner]

To smash some headcrabs... :(

As long as they aren't giant crabs, you'll need a PS3 for that one.8)7

[Rival24]

A crowbar doesn't do massive damage!

[Chris]

http://www.freshpictures.net/data/media/1/pet.jpg

[Rival24]

Fake!

[Chris]

really? :P

[Rival24]

I've got a baby elephant in my pants actually...

[Chris]

I figured.

[Curry]

Why is there less forumspamming going on since a week or two? It's marginal but hey, are we all busy or so? :P

[Rival24]

I'm spamming my balls off.

[Curry]

Why, don't you like them anymore?

[Rival24]

No, can I have yours?

[Chris]

:(

[Rival24]

I just finished Level 20 on Tetris DS!

[kobejonez]

This Topic FTW. LoL @ plesident. LOL @ november 10th. :D

[Sir SpankalotUK]

anyone else playing lego, personally I think the fun begins once you've completed the story mode.

[Chris]

From Kotaku:
http://www.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/09/redcircleoflight_peersblog.jpg
O-)

[MrMoen]

A crowbar doesn't do massive damage!

Neither did HL have real time weapon changing 8)

[Nino]

HL had a very annoying way of switching weapons. It didn't immediatly switch when you selected another weapon, you had to click. Fucking anoying.

[Rival24]

It had more than 10 weapons so the numbers didn't really suffice. It's a bit of compromis since scrolling through weapons takes too frikkin' long.

[Kobiwon]

hello there table tennis is great

[Phantom]

anyone else playing lego, personally I think the fun begins once you've completed the story mode.

Me.
My first Lego game. Lovely. Got it because I fancied something a bit different and it barged N3 of my 360 in short order and nothing else has had decent look in since.

Bit of a slog at times. Nice to play though.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Talking about spamming. has anyone heard of that Sonydefenseforce.com?
It was ment to be a Wii60 piss take, but the Wii60 guys totally took over the site and now 0wnz0rz it.

[Zerodisorder]

This is random but I finally picked up Condemned and wanted to say that is some freaky shit, what a great game:D

[Chris]

great game.

[Chris]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3374/chrisruleshk6.gif
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9417/logophplk5.png

[Nino]

Italian Stallion.

[Chris]

Hell yeah. :*

[Cage]

Uwe Bol kicks ass...:X He actually won every fight! The bastard..
http://www.bollboxing.com/

[MrMoen]

Why does the horse have a massive hard-on? :o

[Rival24]

You just see what you want to see pervert.

[Cage]

Why does the horse have a massive hard-on? :o
For massive damage ofcourse.. duh! :+

[Chris]

Go see Jackass 2.

Drinking Horse semen = massive damage :r

[Rival24]

Just reading your spoiler causes massive damage.

[Chris]

It's so sick rival. So sick.

[MrMoen]

Now Im just gonna have to go see it :X

[Chris]

I really liked it. The girlfriend didn't like it so much, but it's extremely entertaining.

[MrMoen]

Dont you mean... SO its extremely entertaining??

[Chris]

:D

[TRIGGER M4N]

We got an English/Welsh version over here called "Dirty Sanchez." On the whole, it's a lot more dangerous and dare-ing(?) than Jackass.

[The_Glovner]

We got an English/Welsh version over here called "Dirty Sanchez." On the whole, it's a lot more dangerous and dare-ing(?) than Jackass.

On a related point for those that ain't aware:

They got a movie on the way too. And you are right, way worse than Jackass.

[Nino]

Emily not liking stuff is entertaining in itself.

(we get Dirty Sanchez as well, I prefer Jackass. Actually, I prefer CKY 1 - 3 and Bumfights).

[TRIGGER M4N]

BUMFIGHTS FTW!

[Phantom]

We got an English/Welsh version over here called "Dirty Sanchez." On the whole, it's a lot more dangerous and dare-ing(?) than Jackass.

I stopped watching Sanchez after they did the bollock sac on the bicycle tyre thing. Brought back unhappy memories of an incident I had as a small child.

[Rival24]

Faces of Death \o/

[Curry]

I stopped watching Sanchez after they did the bollock sac on the bicycle tyre thing. Brought back unhappy memories of an incident I had as a small child.
Pray do tell! :D

[Nino]

BUMFIGHTS FTW!

Have you seen Bling-a-Ling? Three days in the life of BlingBling, fucking awesome.

[Phantom]

Pray do tell! :D

My Raleigh Grifter broke. Me and my mate were fixing it in the garage. It was upside down and we were whizzing the pedals round by hand.
I had a scientific mind at that age. I was a seeker of knowledege. A brief experiment involving friction, the soft skin of my balls and the rough tread of a rapidly spinning bike tyre led to a not so brief trip to the emergency ward. The nurses game me a lollipop to stop the screaming. It was a Chupa Chup as I recall. I did not grow up to become a nuclear physicist.

[Curry]

:D :D :D :D :D

Apart from the story itself, the way you tell it made me laugh for 5 minutes straight too ;) Welcome to the forums btw :P

[Nino]

Hahaha that's awesome, why the fsck did you decide to rub your balls on the wheel? :D

[Chris]

In Jackass, they milked a horse. They got the male ready with the female and did a switcheroo to a fake vagina so they could get the semen into a small cup. Pontius then takes the glass and downs the whole thing. YUM YUM!!

They first put this guy's penis in a sock. Then they drilled a hole through a wall and he stuck his penis through it, but on the other side was a medium sized snake in an aquarium. While his penis was in the wall, in the aquarium, there was a string attached to it. Johnny kept pulling on the string to make it look like a little animal, and then the damn thing sunk his fangs right into the head of his cock. I swear, it was difficult to watch and I think I peed a little.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Have you seen Bling-a-Ling? Three days in the life of BlingBling, fucking awesome.

I've got BlingBilng's song.

(Croaky Crack-head voice) And when they're coming, your gonna here dis CHUCK CHUCK.

The only thing Jackass made me feel a bit weird was the Omlette one, where he threw up the omlette, then re-ate it.

Rival, I used to watch Faces of Death when I was like... 12. Untill I found out it was FAKE!

[Nino]

Yeah that song is in Bling-a-Ling with a video. And there's a bunch of other songs too, also with videos. You should see it.

[MrMoen]

In Jackass, they milked a horse. They got the male ready with the female and did a switcheroo to a fake vagina so they could get the semen into a small cup. Pontius then takes the glass and downs the whole thing. YUM YUM!!

They first put this guy's penis in a sock. Then they drilled a hole through a wall and he stuck his penis through it, but on the other side was a medium sized snake in an aquarium. While his penis was in the wall, in the aquarium, there was a string attached to it. Johnny kept pulling on the string to make it look like a little animal, and then the damn thing sunk his fangs right into the head of his cock. I swear, it was difficult to watch and I think I peed a little.

I'm waiting for someone on the forum to tell us his traumatic childhood memories related to either on of these scenes ;(

[Cage]

There's only one jackass sketch I couldn't watch and is the most horrific thing I've ever saw (little of) in my life. That includes the headchop with a dull knife from al-Qaida.. This sketch topped it all. It was the papercut sketch from the first movie and just thinking about it makes me shiver..:X

[TRIGGER M4N]

Did you know, that there is a demo of Sonic on Marketplace?

[Rival24]

Did you know, that there is a demo of Sonic on Marketplace?

You sick refreshing fuck... man what are you doing all day... wtf :P I thought I was refreshing like mad... but thnx anyway ;)

[Nino]

Did you know, that there is a demo of Sonic on Marketplace?

Nice, my 360 hasn't been on for quite some time (God of War == addictive) but I might just switch it on when I get home.

[TRIGGER M4N]

You sick refreshing fuck... man what are you doing all day... wtf :P I thought I was refreshing like mad... but thnx anyway ;)

I've got a chest infection and not at school. I went to Merketplace and saw it..

[CJ35]

I haven't really played much haven't had the time my girlfriend plays feeding frenzy alot, and my sisiter plays G.R.A.W but i got the achievements that are there! lol

[Nino]

Pussy.

(edit: ha! I was replying to TRIGGER MAN but it goes for CJ35 as well ;), welcome to the forum mate :))

[CJ35]

how nice to be called a pussy on my first day?
lol! jsut ordered The outfit cos it was cheap on play so gunna get back into hardcore gaming! from the weekend have a huge 360 party!

[MrMoen]

Dude, its just Nino. Dont be to impressed ;)

[CJ35]

oh right so who are the people to watch out for?

[Rival24]

Curry's the one with real powers.

[Nino]

oh right so who are the people to watch out for?

http://forum.xboxic.com/showgroups.php :)

[CJ35]

Thanks alot guys!

[MrMoen]

Curry is indeed the one to suck up to ;)

[CJ35]

why suck up? what will i gain from it?

[Rival24]

why suck up? what will i gain from it?

Semen in your mouth.

[CJ35]

Lmao that would be gud if i was gay, but sadly i aint!

[MrMoen]

Semen in your mouth.

Still stuck to my hair as well ;(

[TRIGGER M4N]

Lmao that would be gud if i was gay, but sadly i aint!

I can tell from your MSN slang, you are at most the age of 17?

Oh, and thanks for the Priv. message. You know what it's from?

[CJ35]

Yes i am sorry i sort of don;t know the average age of users so i won't use as much slang i am trying to get out of the trend haven't used msn in months!

[TRIGGER M4N]

Don't worry, I'm 16 - But MSN slang is very annoying.

[CJ35]

i know i am sorry i pisses me off that i use it with out knowing i have to re read everything to make sure it makes sense the worst thing is when your doing written work at college and it turns out like your writing a text message that where it comes form more than msn

[Rival24]

Ok that's better, but now try using dots, commas and that sort of stuff. :P

[CJ35]

punctuation? whats that?

[Curry]

Curry is indeed the one to suck up to ;)
Rawr.

[CJ35]

i take it that he's in charge then!

[Chris]

I'm in charge here.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Wow, see that X06 thing?

[Nino]

I did, expect a report in half an hour.

[Rival24]

X06: Conference summary (http://www.xboxic.com/news/1695)