General Slowchat topic [Archive] - Page 5

kobejonez

October 29th, 2006, 14:18

Heres some pix of my injuries :D

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0012.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0013.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0014.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0015.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0016.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0018.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0019.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0020.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0021.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0022.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0023.JPG

http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/IMAG0024.JPG

tried posting using the img, didn't work.

TRIGGER M4N

October 29th, 2006, 15:02

Dude, how old are you? You got owned!

Curry

October 29th, 2006, 15:31

Fixed the images... and yeah you got owned :D

Paul Tancred

October 29th, 2006, 15:46

Ouch, that looks sore.

kobejonez

October 29th, 2006, 16:03

You got owned.
Well I figured hes the one on camera and I got up every time, and I've had worse beatings off me Ma.
Ouch that looks sore
It is a little bit :)

Fixed the images... lol couldn't see em at first cos of Firefox's settings

Cage

October 29th, 2006, 16:11

Damn. So he owes you 20 bucks, but doesn't give it back and gives you a serious asswhooping to boot? 8)7
So... actually, this beating cost you 20 pounds.. :P

kobejonez

October 29th, 2006, 16:14

Damn. So he owes you 20 bucks, but doesn't give it back and gives you a serious asswhooping to boot? 8)7
So... actually, this beating cost you 20 pounds.. :P

:( 8)7 I'm a Lover not a fighter :D

Paul Tancred

October 29th, 2006, 17:50

I've had worse beatings off me Ma.

If you have, then she hits hard!

kobejonez

October 29th, 2006, 18:28

If you have, then she hits hard!

Yeah shes a beast of woman, with one hell of a fist :+
The beatings I used to get off me Da were worse though.

TRIGGER M4N

October 29th, 2006, 19:12

Yeah shes a beast of woman, with one hell of a fist :+
The beatings I used to get off me Da were worse though.

I'm not digging this "emo - feel sorry for me." Bullshit kobe, sorry.

kobejonez

October 29th, 2006, 19:17

I'm not digging this "emo - feel sorry for me." Bullshit kobe, sorry.

emo? me?? I'm feeling sorry enough for me self :D Hey I'll quit whining about it and it was just a joke (about me parents I mean).

TRIGGER M4N

October 29th, 2006, 19:27

Well, moving on from people being raped by 10 year olds. Anyone else notice that Viva Pinata and GoW share the same release date? Horrible tactics?

Curry

October 29th, 2006, 19:38

Why would releasing an 18- and an 18+ game on the same day be horrible tactics?

I call that "catering for the whole market in the week the PS3 launches".

Nino

October 29th, 2006, 19:41

They dont share a date afaik, VP = early December, Gears = mid November.

edit; woah you're right the US is getting VP a month early, bastards.

TRIGGER M4N

October 29th, 2006, 19:47

Why would releasing an 18- and an 18+ game on the same day be horrible tactics?

I call that "catering for the whole market in the week the PS3 launches".

Didn't see it like that.. You're right I guess.

Nino

October 29th, 2006, 19:57

Whose right?

you know I had to TM

TRIGGER M4N

October 29th, 2006, 20:04

Whose right?

WTF is "whose"? (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+whose&meta=)

charmed699

October 29th, 2006, 20:12

I have new found pity for those people with only 1 hand to use . :(

Ps ouch those bruises hurt the ones I dont have

Nino

October 29th, 2006, 20:50

WTF is "whose"? (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+whose&meta=)

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/whose

:z

TRIGGER M4N

October 29th, 2006, 21:00

Surely it should be "Who's"? I have never seen it spelt like 'Whose' before.

Nino

October 29th, 2006, 21:01

Isn't 'who's' an abbreviation of 'Who is'?

charmed699

October 29th, 2006, 21:03

that does make sense so who's is singular and the other is plural ? :P

TRIGGER M4N

October 29th, 2006, 21:03

Yeah, so if it was, it would of read: Who is right?
Anywho, it's hard to tell how you ment it to be pronounced, as I'm only reading text.

Nino

October 29th, 2006, 21:06

I was just giving you crap for the 'your right' bit.

TRIGGER M4N

October 29th, 2006, 21:08

Why, what was wrong with that?

Nino

October 29th, 2006, 21:09

It was supposed to be 'you're right', just as you edited it.

TRIGGER M4N

October 29th, 2006, 21:14

http://www.theantiblogger.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_middle_finger.jpg

Curry

October 29th, 2006, 22:31

Isn't 'who's' an abbreviation of 'Who is'?
A contraction to be more specific. "Whose" is the English translation of Dutch "wiens", as in "the man whose car was stolen".

kobejonez

October 29th, 2006, 22:37

A contraction to be more specific. "Whose" is the English translation of Dutch "wiens", as in "the man whose car was stolen".

English lessons(sort of) from a Dutch guy _o_ too cool.

Nino

October 30th, 2006, 01:34

Hey I started it!

kobejonez

October 30th, 2006, 16:19

Hey I started it!

And you're not Dutch ?! :D have a _o_ as well.

Curry

October 30th, 2006, 20:28

Server administration during immense loads is a bitch :X

Chris

October 30th, 2006, 20:34

charmed699

October 30th, 2006, 20:41

Tomsworld

October 30th, 2006, 21:06

Server administration during immense loads is a bitch :X

Feature request O-)

#1 Server maintenance mode

:P

kobejonez

October 30th, 2006, 21:30

welll 360 ers help , any advice for a reluntact seller that want to give me xbox live points i bought from , he says he used them . :'( oh man and it cost me 14.50 which is half f what i earn each week ... thanks

Ok I've read it a few times and I still don't get it. I think you want help(I'll Try) I just can't for the life of me work out with what. Any clarification or ideas people or Charmed699?

Fanappy

October 30th, 2006, 21:30

Tomsworld are u flemish by any chance :P

ah so im not the only one confused by the comment then

kobejonez

October 30th, 2006, 21:51

ah so im not the only one confused by the comment then

by tomsworld or charmed?

charmed699

October 30th, 2006, 21:51

yeah sorry its hard to go into detail with just one hand to type .
i won xbox live points on ebay but after a wek of waiting after i paid the seller emailed me saying he used them and wouldnt give me back my money as well.. here look he lied as well cos on the description it looks like i could use it but ticked the used box somehow which doesnt make sense .

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150045380032

ps antibiotics taste awfull ...

kobejonez

October 30th, 2006, 21:55

yeah sorry its hard to go into detail with just one hand to type .
I must of missed that meeting :D

i won xbox live points on ebay but after a wek of waiting after i paid the seller emailed me saying he used them and wouldnt give me back my money as well.. here look he lied as well cos on the description it looks like i could use it but ticked the used box somehow which doesnt make sense .

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150045380032

ps antibiotics taste awfull ...

Fooking ebay scam merchants, yuh most medicine does.

Fanappy

October 30th, 2006, 22:07

i was confused by charmed that suck man just report him thats all u can do really

Rival24

October 30th, 2006, 22:18

If you used Paypal you can claim your money back there :)

And what happened to your other arm?

kobejonez

October 30th, 2006, 22:19

Negative feedback always good.

TRIGGER M4N

October 30th, 2006, 22:21

This is why I don't fuck with eBay.

charmed699

October 30th, 2006, 22:24

cheers guys your the best , im doing the paypal reporting advice for sure tonight. I wanted to get lumines with the points:)

my right hand got an infection somehow on thursday and it started to swell up so i went hospital yesterday . the nurse put a funny bandage which makes me look like i got a broken arm and the antibiotics . meanwhile i can only use my left hand for everything .

TRIGGER M4N

October 30th, 2006, 22:45

. meanwhile i can only use my left hand for everything .

Masturbation with the left hand, when your right handed is a biotch.

Rival24

October 30th, 2006, 22:49

Masturbation with the left hand, when your right handed is a biotch.

That is not true O-)

So I've heard

TRIGGER M4N

October 30th, 2006, 22:52

For me it is, my left hand is CRAP at everything. I can barely lift my left hand up it's so badly out of calibration.

Nino

October 30th, 2006, 22:54

And you're not Dutch ?! :D have a _o_ as well.

I'm Dutch :)

For me it is, my left hand is CRAP at everything. I can barely lift my left hand up it's so badly out of calibration.

How do you pwnz t3h n00bs @ Halo 2 then?

sorry for the terrible use of l33tspeak, I'm slightly bored.

TRIGGER M4N

October 30th, 2006, 22:56

Coz I'm so fucking cool.

kobejonez

October 30th, 2006, 22:57

cheers guys your the best , im doing the paypal reporting advice for sure tonight. I wanted to get lumines with the points:)

Damn dood! don't it make you're brown eye blue.
my right hand got an infection somehow on thursday and it started to swell up so i went hospital yesterday . the nurse put a funny bandage which makes me look like i got a broken arm and the antibiotics . meanwhile i can only use my left hand for everything .

PIX esp if it goes septic and/or splits. :+ seriously tho try to minimise typing,gaming and as T-M4N said wanking :(

charmed699

October 30th, 2006, 23:02

that made me laugh , i swear best ramdom line ever though im left handed im having some trouble doing anything with it. get this though all the gaming i can do right now is hexic on my 360 :p

kobejonez

October 30th, 2006, 23:38

get this though all the gaming i can do right now is hexic on my 360 :p

Hexic is in right now :D

Curry

October 31st, 2006, 00:51

Feature request O-)

#1 Server maintenance mode

:PThat's what we got index.php for right? :P

Nino

October 31st, 2006, 00:57

Hexic is in right now :D

Brilliant idea

*turns on Hexic*

charmed699

October 31st, 2006, 00:59

Its all about those black pearls and flowerchildren...

kobejonez

October 31st, 2006, 01:08

Hexic=damn fine freebie(came loaded onto my hdd)

TRIGGER M4N

October 31st, 2006, 01:12

Hexic FT FUUUUUUCKIIIIIING loss. I have never had a game that actually made me want to smash my face on a razor-wire fence. Dullest/boringist game EVER!
Mortal Kombat FTW!

kobejonez

October 31st, 2006, 01:22

Serene is what I'd call it. But like you T-M4N I also like games where you can pull the heads off cats(not literally!). Cat Decapitator 2 EX FTW.

xboxguy

October 31st, 2006, 01:25

Hexic FT FUUUUUUCKIIIIIING loss. I have never had a game that actually made me want to smash my face on a razor-wire fence. Dullest/boringist game EVER!
Mortal Kombat FTW!

dude its so awesome. when i got my 360 i just sat in my room eating crab dip and turkey while playing hexic on thanksgiving. all my little cousins were like "wow." then i put in COD2 and their jaws hit the floor, big step up from hexic.

so anyways i kinda want saints row. who wants to send it to me?

TRIGGER M4N

October 31st, 2006, 01:29

dude its so awesome. when i got my 360 i just sat in my room eating crab dip and turkey while playing hexic on thanksgiving. all my little cousins were like "wow." then i put in COD2 and their jaws hit the floor, big step up from hexic.

so anyways i kinda want saints row. who wants to send it to me?

OK, my jaw hit the floor when I read that, what on earth is that? You Americans make me laugh with your shear randomness.

PS, love the slowchat, I just refresh like mad untill a reply comes through, kinf of like a slow IM. Slowchat FTW!

xboxguy

October 31st, 2006, 01:30

OK, my jaw hit the floor when I read that, what on earth is that? You Americans make me laugh with your shear randomness.

PS, love the slowchat, I just refresh like mad untill a reply comes through, kinf of like a slow IM. Slowchat FTW!

well i was eating them seperately. or do you mean what is crab dip or what is turkey?

slowchat FTL, im trying to read hamlet for my english class

TRIGGER M4N

October 31st, 2006, 01:32

Lol, learning FTL. Macbeth = overated. English class = overated.

Nino

October 31st, 2006, 01:32

OK, my jaw hit the floor when I read that, what on earth is that? You Americans make me laugh with your shear randomness.

PS, love the slowchat, I just refresh like mad untill a reply comes through, kinf of like a slow IM. Slowchat FTW!

You'll get it someday when you're older ;).

I just released Lumines completely pwns Hexic.

xboxguy

October 31st, 2006, 01:38

Lol, learning FTL. Macbeth = overated. English class = overated.

at least macbeth is a cooler name than "hamlet." may as well be "n00blet" by sh4k3sp34r3.

did you still want clarification on my foods of choice?

here is what i did not eat:
http://tinyurl.com/y47ewm

here is what i did eat:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_%28bird%29
(cooked in the oven)

http://tinyurl.com/tyzbl
(crab dip has meat from these, cream cheese and cheddar cheese, usually put onto crackers)

hope this helps.

goddamn hamlet.

Studley

October 31st, 2006, 01:52

The main good thing about Hexic is, it can keep my girlfriend quiet for a long time... it takes her about 75 minutes to complete Marathon mode which gives me enough time to catch up on work etc.

But she can only do Marathon mode, if she does Survival then I have to keep rescuing her from the bombs. Women :mad:

kobe: I just saw that episode of Partridge on UKTV Gold 8)

Rival24

October 31st, 2006, 02:09

I suck badly at Hexic because of my color blindness. I know it has this feature for people like me but it still takes me ages to see those combination thingies :(

xboxguy

October 31st, 2006, 02:12

I suck badly at Hexic because of my color blindness. I know it has this feature for people like me but it still takes me ages to see those combination thingies :(

so does anyone have questions about crab dip

i just found out how to use spoiler tags!!

Studley

October 31st, 2006, 02:27

welcome to the 20th century

Curry

October 31st, 2006, 03:02

Slowchat is cool, but I'm dead tired after a full working day, and then rushing home to babysit our server the rest of the day through some beyond ridiculous load.

Good thing is: we survived Slashdot. It doesn't get any worse from here.

Cage

October 31st, 2006, 11:53

welcome to the 20th century
you're a century behind my friend :P

kobejonez

October 31st, 2006, 12:17

kobe: I just saw that episode of Partridge on UKTV Gold 8)

Pure genius :D
Rival that bytes about the colour blindness.

My lass is into zuma, and astroparp/pap ftl :(

Nino

October 31st, 2006, 12:21

The PSP awesome. Any device that allows me to play Lumines in class is awesome therefore the PSP is the best piece of technology ever conceived by men.

Bitches.

kobejonez

October 31st, 2006, 12:24

The PSP awesome. Any device that allows me to play Lumines in class is awesome therefore the PSP is the best piece of technology ever conceived by men.

Bitches.

class??! I thought u were older than that! anyways PSP is all right, pretty slinky.

Nino

October 31st, 2006, 12:31

I'm 19.

charmed699

October 31st, 2006, 13:00

ah ah when i got my 360 it came with call of duty 2 but still i liked going on hexic for some reason , problably because of getting that hard 3 pearls or 6 pearls combination.

my english classes were a lot better , we had chales dicken's oliver twist as well as macbeth , and had to describe between wacky modern day romeo and juliet with the classic for the media essay . :P damn still only got a c though ...

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8067/rockstarwz6.png

rockstar's table tennis has been re designed a bit for the japonese market dominance .^_^

Curry

November 1st, 2006, 01:57

Japanese are wacky ;)

Chris

November 1st, 2006, 03:03

xboxguy

November 1st, 2006, 05:20

The company isn't filled with pedophiles.

we don't know that. take a look at this:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

then see if anyone at MS is a suspect.

Nino

November 1st, 2006, 09:26

The Japanese can't like something unless it's got a guy who looks amazingly like a woman, gay undertones or girls who look like they're 9 and are almost naked.

That's why Microsoft can't break into their market. The company isn't filled with pedophiles.

I know you're kidding but it's hard to tell dude, might want to include some smilies in your post.

Chris

November 1st, 2006, 09:50

oops. :+

kobejonez

November 1st, 2006, 09:59

The Japanese can't like something unless it's got a guy who looks amazingly like a woman, gay undertones or girls who look like they're 9 and are almost naked.

That's why Microsoft can't break into their market. The company isn't filled with pedophiles.

.......... :+

JUST KIDDING!

Thats almost offensive.....but its more funny so I'm gonna laugh.....:D :D

CJ35

November 1st, 2006, 17:30

YAY!!!! am back!
Missed anything interesting?

Nino

November 1st, 2006, 17:59

WELCOME BACK

ONLY ONE MORE HALF DAY LEFT AT SCHOOL AND MY WEEKEND STARTS WOOHOO

Chris

November 1st, 2006, 19:20

Currently Active Users: 41 (11 members and 30 guests)

I know a bunch of you guys haven't joined the forum yet. GET ON IT! (http://forum.xboxic.com/register.php)

Rival24

November 1st, 2006, 19:26

Talk to googlebot and whatever search bots are on there all you want chris :P

Fanappy

November 1st, 2006, 19:28

|:( 36 guest now :O that could be a whole lot of flamable thread 8)7

charmed699

November 1st, 2006, 19:28

you tell them chris . :)
4 classes tomorrow until weekend for me .

Ponder416

November 1st, 2006, 19:45

I think or Wiki is being spammed...I was just looking at RainbowSix the achev. seemed abit messed up...

30 points for setting up your xbox vision camera player

25 points for 25 penis kills

Emily

November 1st, 2006, 19:50

The Japanese can't like something unless it's got a guy who looks amazingly like a woman, gay undertones or girls who look like they're 9 and are almost naked.

That's why Microsoft can't break into their market. The company isn't filled with pedophiles.

.......... :+

JUST KIDDING!

Interviewer: "What's your gamertag?"

1st Asian Chick: "Xbox"

Interviewer: "And what's your gamertag?"

2nd Asian Chick: "Xbox"

Interviewer: "Now wait! You both can't be 'Xbox'!"

:D

Messiah

November 1st, 2006, 19:53

I think or Wiki is being spammed...I was just looking at RainbowSix the achev. seemed abit messed up...

30 points for setting up your xbox vision camera player

25 points for 25 penis kills

thanx for noticing. Gonna kill the bastard -

He got a 6 months ban now

Nino

November 1st, 2006, 19:57

Gonna kill the bastard

Poor Chris.

Chris

November 1st, 2006, 20:11

Stop saying bad things you mean mean man.

charmed699

November 1st, 2006, 20:13

people need to get a life with those jokes but i laughed quite a bit about the shooting crotch reference there , aim down boys ... :P

ps imagine the asian girls fighting it out for the xbox gamertag . :)

Emily

November 1st, 2006, 20:14

ps imagine the asian girls fighting it out for the xbox gamertag . :)

Pervert.

charmed699

November 1st, 2006, 20:16

Pervert.

Guess there's a first for everything , it was a joke you know about them pulling hair and everything for the gamertag . ;(

Chris

November 1st, 2006, 20:26

as charmed put before:
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8067/rockstarwz6.png
table tennis....young girls?...... do I need to say anything more?

Rival24

November 1st, 2006, 20:30

Messiah?

Chris

November 1st, 2006, 20:36

How do we get the Japanese interested in table tennis?.......................refer to post #1101

charmed699

November 1st, 2006, 21:10

im baffled forums are confusing places ... t was just a joke to make people laugh.

Cage

November 1st, 2006, 22:07

Nice example of pure pwnage here haha http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914

Studley

November 2nd, 2006, 00:03

Paul Tancred

November 2nd, 2006, 00:32

thanx for noticing. Gonna kill the bastard -

He got a 6 months ban now
Yay! About time you did that Messiah.

Poor Chris.
Poor Chris? Poor Wiki visitors more like it.

Stop saying bad things you mean mean man.
Stop editing the Wiki then :P

TRIGGER M4N

November 2nd, 2006, 01:23

Staff at a UK cinema have had to call emergency services three times in one night because of a spate of people passing out during horror film Saw III.

Best publicity ANY horror film can EVER GET, EVAH?

Sourcey (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6101704.stm)

Nino

November 2nd, 2006, 09:15

Young TRIGGER B0Y, that's the most standard publicity ANY horror film can EVER GET. I've heard this type of shit since 'Interview with a Vampire' came out or something. I think the PR companies have this in their list of stuff you can choose from to promote your horror flick when you want to promote your movie or something.

Curry

November 2nd, 2006, 14:18

im baffled forums are confusing places ... t was just a joke to make people laugh.
Are you seriously offended by Emily of all people now? :D

charmed699

November 2nd, 2006, 14:50

I guess i am a bit because I didnt mean to offend her , I just got her joke was about the girls in the picture too yesterday evening too .

Im not what she called me and that was just a joke picture i seen on another site , people post worse stuff than me too . :P

Emily

November 2nd, 2006, 21:45

Are you seriously offended by Emily of all people now? :D

Hey now, i'm a very reputable member of this forum. Thank you very much. :(

Rival24

November 2nd, 2006, 22:27

Hey now, i'm a very reputable member of this forum. Thank you very much. :(

You're not :P sorry ;)

TRIGGER M4N

November 2nd, 2006, 22:57

http://forum.xboxic.com/member.php?u=574

Who is he? Not seen him around before... I know he is a serveradmin, but..?
Oh, hello Tomsworld.

Curry

November 3rd, 2006, 00:08

Hey now, i'm a very reputable member of this forum. Thank you very much. :(
Love you too :*

Nino

November 3rd, 2006, 00:14

http://forum.xboxic.com/member.php?u=574

Who is he? Not seen him around before... I know he is a serveradmin, but..?
Oh, hello Tomsworld.

That's Curry's cosmic twin. We send out the 'Tomsworld' signal when Xboxic is down and Curry's MIA. Sorta like the Batman signal but different.

Curry

November 3rd, 2006, 00:30

http://forum.xboxic.com/member.php?u=574

Who is he? Not seen him around before... I know he is a serveradmin, but..?
Oh, hello Tomsworld.
Rather late with the forum registration but he's been around behind the screens since we switched to our own server early August :)

The_Glovner

November 3rd, 2006, 15:59

Feel free to get offended by me, i am a sick bastard with no scruples whatsoever.

Tomsworld

November 3rd, 2006, 16:50

http://forum.xboxic.com/member.php?u=574

Who is he? Not seen him around before... I know he is a serveradmin, but..?
Oh, hello Tomsworld.

Hello :*)

Fanappy

November 3rd, 2006, 16:58

Feel free to get offended by me, i am a sick bastard with no scruples whatsoever.

and thats why we love you

Chris

November 3rd, 2006, 22:14

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/11/pullingouthairz.jpg

Nino

November 3rd, 2006, 23:16

Can you guys just stop posting if I'm gone for a day, shit's hard to keep up with.

Rival24

November 4th, 2006, 01:50

Indeed, what the fuck man, there were like 30 new active topics.

Curry

November 4th, 2006, 02:56

And you're complaining?

The_Glovner

November 7th, 2006, 16:51

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris

Check the section about Norris vs the Crab People. lol

Rival24

November 7th, 2006, 17:17

Human skull burgers :D

TwoXist

November 7th, 2006, 17:19

And walk it off walk it off walk it off walk it off ....

Curry

November 7th, 2006, 23:08

Uncyclopedia is fantastic... but they do have some weird fascinations with Chuck, Jack Bauer and Oscar Wilde.

xboxguy

November 9th, 2006, 00:19

so my friend and were up late monday night having a few and watching television when suddenly we came across this show...
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j192/trj156/11-06-06_2342.jpg

SLOWchat is right.

Curry

November 9th, 2006, 04:08

Whaddya mean slow :+

Chris

November 9th, 2006, 21:01

first video created by me......be gentle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEikDVFj6nU 51 seconds. [18 or older preferably]

Rival24

November 9th, 2006, 21:04

What the fuck man :D Love the credits though :P

Chris

November 9th, 2006, 21:07

i was just pumping it with a bunch of gifs I had just to see how the shit worked. :+

Rival24

November 9th, 2006, 21:09

If you use a Britney song you'll have a guaranteed succes.

charmed699

November 9th, 2006, 21:16

Would that be considered a genocide at the beginning which if you made looked neat but a bit extreme . The rest was funny as well and trust me your skills on doing movies already surprass mine .. keep it up . ;)

Chris

November 9th, 2006, 21:18

just to be clear, I didn't create the little sword scene. It's a gif I stole from someone that I then dragged onto the video. :)

kobejonez

November 10th, 2006, 01:36

first video created by me......be gentle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEikDVFj6nU 51 seconds. [18 or older preferably]

Oh so you think its funny to pick on the special Ed kid huh??!
Do you know how many freakin times I commented on your GD video before I realised you were screening comments??.....(A:1.5 thats how many) Then cause of my recently acquired O.C.D I made 10 comments with my left hand and 10 with my right..(Don't really have OCD but it runs(in circles) in my family so no harm done eh?! 8) ;( :-( :9~ :X 8)7 And by that I mean do not be offended.

Chris

November 10th, 2006, 01:49

I just created my youtube account today, so I'm not sure what's up. Let me check.

kobejonez

November 10th, 2006, 02:01

I just created my youtube account today, so I'm not sure what's up. Let me check.

LoL cool you're jets skipper I was how you say kidding. well apart from the I got 1.5 messages in before I realised bit. lol you'll get them when you check you're in box.

Chris

November 10th, 2006, 02:02

mwahahahaha.>:)

kobejonez

November 10th, 2006, 02:08

mwahahahaha.>:)

Those YT comments would be a key piece of evidence in any future harassment suits you may bring. :D
You degenerate fucking prick ya ;) That might sound abusive but it ain't but its just something me n Chris have with each other(We went through YouTube together man, If you never went you could never know) don't let their accusing stares and judging comments get you down buddy they don't know us..GAME OVER man! GAME OVER.

Chris

November 10th, 2006, 02:11

You said that you said nice things before about the video. What were they? [/fishing for compliment] O-)

kobejonez

November 10th, 2006, 02:19

You said that you said nice things before about the video. What were they? [/fishing for compliment] O-)

Hey well it was nice at first then my obsessive need to express my self like Joe Pesci in the movie "Goodfellas" took over. Should be in the first half of the first message.

Chris

November 13th, 2006, 03:55

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/986/callfrommybuttjw3.gif

TwoXist

November 13th, 2006, 05:06

http://news.yahoo.com/comics/uclickcomics/20061101/cx_tt_uc/tt20061101

So funny.

xboxguy

November 13th, 2006, 07:28

In Crackdown you must bring order to a corrupt city by defeating gangs, using superhuman power given to you by an Agency. You can also throw cars.

i just found this on gamespot. for some reason i found "you can also throw cars" to be extremely hilarious. its all complicated like if you were to say something about the government then say "yeah boobs."

i am retarded.

Nino

November 13th, 2006, 08:37

But you can throw cars and it's goood.

Also:

I wish Japan would fall of planet earth

Care to elaborate on that racist remark The MART?

Rival24

November 13th, 2006, 11:32

And why would that be racism? :P

Nino

November 13th, 2006, 11:37

Because he wishes an entire nation into oblivion? Dunno how you would call it?

Rival24

November 13th, 2006, 11:41

Because he wishes an entire nation into oblivion? Dunno how you would call it?

Removing gravity for a specific part of the earth? :P

Nino

November 13th, 2006, 11:46

Then it would float off of the earth ;)

Rival24

November 13th, 2006, 12:01

Depends how you look at it, but it's not nice to say things like that about another county, unless it's Belgium, France of Germany.

Nino

November 13th, 2006, 18:30

Don't forget those goddamn Norwegians.

Rival24

November 13th, 2006, 19:17

Blonde hair, blue eyes, humongous tits?

Fanappy

November 13th, 2006, 19:20

and thats just them men;)

hey leave belgium out of that ... or just remove the flemish half jk

xboxguy

November 15th, 2006, 03:05

hahahah just saw this on xbox.com, under "whats hot" marketplace demos. what idiots.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j192/trj156/11-14-06_2005.jpg

Hot Demos on Marketplace

Eragon
Prepare for epic adventure.

Lost Planet
An intense first-person shooter.

Need for Speed Carbon
Take the chase to the canyons.

Ninety-Nine Nights
Come bash a few goblins.

(sorry for the poor pic quality, its my cam phone on my pc, i dont have any screen capture software)

Curry

November 15th, 2006, 04:31

Yeah it's a tricky one, many Gears reviews also refer to it as FPS 8)7

xboxguy

November 15th, 2006, 05:11

Yeah it's a tricky one, many Gears reviews also refer to it as FPS 8)7

how does that even happen??

Chris

November 15th, 2006, 09:17

The Wii and PS3 need an achievement thing like the Xbox 360 has.

When we finally play Zelda: Twilight Princess for 70 hours, we won't have anything to show for it. We also need to be connected. We won't have the social aspect like Microsoft has with the gamertags being able to be shown across the web in people's sigs and whatnot. How personal does a Wii serial number sound? "Hi I'm Wii-252662262, nice to meet you Wii-998111231."

I just thought of this, and I needed to go on my minirant.

Nino

November 15th, 2006, 09:55

Fanboy.

Chris

November 15th, 2006, 17:05

;(

| V |

November 15th, 2006, 20:40

(sorry for the poor pic quality, its my cam phone on my pc, i dont have any screen capture software)

You don't have a keyboard key saying "Print Scrn"?

Chris

November 15th, 2006, 21:33

Mine actually says 'Print Screen' right above 'insert'.

| V |

November 16th, 2006, 09:52

You crazy bastard

Curry

November 16th, 2006, 12:36

Mine says "Prnt Scrn" right above SysRq!

Wirbowsky

November 16th, 2006, 12:45

Mine says "Prnt Scrn" right above SysRq!

Mine says Prt SC just above _ which is just above Sys Rq 8)7

Rival24

November 16th, 2006, 13:04

The magical SysRq button :9~

Curry

November 16th, 2006, 13:12

Which is above the F10!

Chris

November 16th, 2006, 16:29

Nothing's above my F10. ;(

xboxguy

November 17th, 2006, 03:48

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j192/trj156/gearsps3.jpg
ps3 is mean!!

ps thanks to chris (i think) for supplying the photo i used!

Zerodisorder

November 23rd, 2006, 21:11

Hey everyone, jsut figured I'd say hi again because I just finished moving and than had a huge computer meltdown so I havent been able to go on for the last month almost, so It's nice to be back on with a new computer. :D

Rival24

November 23rd, 2006, 21:50

Welcome back :P

mihimatu

November 23rd, 2006, 22:00

hi, mi name eh borat...nice meet you

Ivan Joidherpus

November 23rd, 2006, 23:37

hi, mi name eh borat...nice meet you

hi five!

xboxguy

November 24th, 2006, 00:31

hi five!

vanilla face

Curry

November 24th, 2006, 03:21

Zerodisorder

November 24th, 2006, 04:34

Lol, I'm sure. Thanks guys. Oh, and Small Arms is a great game for being an arcade game, and Viva Pinata is very addicting lol.

Chris

November 24th, 2006, 04:48

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xboxguy

November 24th, 2006, 05:00

youporn.com (www.youporn.com)

is that for real? i've never heard of it.

Chris

November 24th, 2006, 05:23

it's very real.

The_Glovner

November 24th, 2006, 12:17

Lol, I'm sure. Thanks guys. Oh, and Small Arms is a great game for being an arcade game, and Viva Pinata is very addicting lol.

Speaking of which, when do us unloved Europeans (UK more importantly) get Viva Pinata?

charmed699

November 24th, 2006, 12:21

Viva pinata comes out on the 1st December , but Im broke...

Fanappy

November 24th, 2006, 12:30

i am resisting getting viva pinata way 2 addictive plus im loving Gow far 2 much although cant get on a bloody ranked match :'(

The_Glovner

November 24th, 2006, 12:43

I'm pretty broke too but I do have NFS Carbon sitting there begging to be exchanged.

And before anyone gives me shit for buying that shitty EA game, I moved into a new house, I was off for a week and I don't have my broadband hooked back up yet so it was one of those purchases that was just for something to do, but fuck me what an easy game, 100% completion in 2 days.

Fanappy

November 24th, 2006, 12:46

u should have got GoW single player well worth it

The_Glovner

November 24th, 2006, 13:39

u should have got GoW single player well worth it

Don't be so silly, of course I have GoW, bought it last Thursdy and got NFS at the same time. Stuck trying to kill General RAAM though because Dom is about as much use in SP as a left handed screwdriver.

Curry

November 24th, 2006, 13:48

We used up 31TB in two days on 2,300,000 downloads (you guys rock!). (http://www.youporn.com)
Wankers.

The_Glovner

November 24th, 2006, 14:14

Wankers.

Literally probably.

Nino

November 24th, 2006, 17:10

xboxguy

November 24th, 2006, 18:17

i am resisting getting viva pinata way 2 addictive plus im loving Gow far 2 much although cant get on a bloody ranked match :'(

pick a match that only says "1/8 players" and dont use quick match, works almost every time!

Don't be so silly, of course I have GoW, bought it last Thursdy and got NFS at the same time. Stuck trying to kill General RAAM though because Dom is about as much use in SP as a left handed screwdriver.

I just beat RAAM yesterday, dom died in about 4 seconds. The only good thing about him is he gives achievements when you play as him over co op;) .

Glovner- some tips if you like:
find the torque bow in the train car just before raam, pick it up, wait for it to respawn, pick it up again, you now have 12 arrows. go outside. shoot him with the lancer to get rid of the kryll then hit him with arrows. when raam gets really close (never move from the first barricade you are behind), use the lancer and just hop over the barricade when he gets close, and use blindfire, never look up or you will be torn apart by his gun.

Chris - what the hell was youporn? like youtube with porn? please post when it is back up. :+

Chris

November 24th, 2006, 18:38

Chris - what the hell was youporn? like youtube with porn? please post when it is back up. :+

It is like youtube. Pornotube.com is even more like youtube only (you guessed it) with porn instead of Joe Average getting kicked in the balls by his sister.

(BTW pornotube.com is up and Youporn.com (www.youporn.com) is also up.)

Rival24

November 24th, 2006, 19:05

Hmm site rules anyone? :P

Chris

November 24th, 2006, 19:43

fixed. :D

Rival24

November 24th, 2006, 20:00

spoiler tags combined with offtopic tags.. nice :P

Chris

November 24th, 2006, 21:47

Fanappy

November 24th, 2006, 23:15

Zerodisorder

November 26th, 2006, 02:29

Hey again guys, had a question for anyone who knows. My xbox360 finally died today, I was curious if you guys know what I will need to show that it is first generation, because I do not have the receipt. Thanks guys.

Chris

November 26th, 2006, 05:32

You'll just need the serial number when you call 1800-4-my-xbox.

You should be fine. Keep in mind though, you'll need to pay for shipping and insurance if you want to make sure it'll be okay.

Zerodisorder

November 26th, 2006, 06:02

Shipping and Insurance? I thought if it was a first generation 360 they would replace it or fix it free within a year. And thanks for the reply :D

Chris

November 26th, 2006, 08:53

The repair is free, but the shipping is not.

Zerodisorder

November 27th, 2006, 02:37

This just sucks though lol. I had just gotten Rainbow Six Vegas, and had gotten GoW and Tony Hawk P8 last week, with a gift of F.E.A.R. from someone as well. After the move I was all set for some gaming :P. So anyone suggest some pc game I can keep myself busy with :D

Nino

November 27th, 2006, 08:50

SCUMM VM

Rival24

November 27th, 2006, 12:17

Syndicate, Supaplex, Z, Settlers 2 :P

Nino

November 27th, 2006, 12:35

Duke Nukem 3D

Rival24

November 27th, 2006, 12:56

Tyrian, Heroes of Might and Magic 3 :P

CJ35

November 27th, 2006, 13:28

wooo
what do y'all think of james bond movie?
Any one know about 360 promotioanl weekends at toys r us uk?

Rival24

November 27th, 2006, 14:14

I'm going to watch it wednesday, I liked the trailers :)

CJ35

November 27th, 2006, 16:00

Its sooooo good!
Funny in places too

TwoXist

November 27th, 2006, 16:25

Its sooooo good!
Funny in places too

Lies!! the new bond movie was so boring. And it never ended it lacked the bond feel

CJ35

November 27th, 2006, 16:29

yerh ture it does lack the bond feel, but to me i see bond as being brosnan.
But it does feel like a very good feilm if you ignore it being bond.

TwoXist

November 27th, 2006, 16:41

I dont mind the new guy. he plays a nice bond just the movie was dull

Fanappy

November 27th, 2006, 16:50

what film were u watching :O i do not like daniel craig but he was damn good the film is good bit weird with time frame and all that but it was interesting bond losing his invicibilty so to speak made it feel more realistic although closer to a bourne than any of the previous bonds

TwoXist

November 27th, 2006, 17:02

Yes that is true it lacked the high tech gizmo's and random explosions and mass killing that i have grown to love in a bond film.

Fanappy

November 27th, 2006, 17:08

well the next film is a direct sequal to this one but hopefully "Q" will be in it and there will be the massive explosions and high tech stuff too but after the shocking die another day which just retold Diamonds Are Forever with korea over blofeld it was a good change to give a story over action

TwoXist

November 27th, 2006, 17:11

" I think I'll die another day"

Sir SpankalotUK

November 27th, 2006, 19:48

http://www.skush.com/rpgtv/strips/strip69.jpg

Chris

November 27th, 2006, 19:48

Lies!! the new bond movie was so boring. And it never ended it lacked the bond feel

Everyone says that with every Bond movie that's released. Everyone.

TwoXist

November 27th, 2006, 19:53

http://www.skush.com/rpgtv/strips/strip69.jpg

lol so funny damn EA and there fun games that i pay for like a slave monkey

Cage

November 27th, 2006, 20:28

give us back new york (http://www.giveusbacknewyork.com/) O-) ;)

Curry

November 28th, 2006, 03:37

Everyone I spoke to about the new Bond was enthusiastic.

Nino

November 28th, 2006, 14:22

Everyone I spoke to about Black Eyed Peas is enthousiastic too :(

Rival24

November 28th, 2006, 14:26

The last two bond movies were pretty sucky sucky unfortunately.

TwoXist

November 28th, 2006, 17:48

Has anyone see the preview for 300? http://300themovie.warnerbros.com/

Fanappy

November 28th, 2006, 17:54

yep seen it looks great can't wait thats March next year rite (american calander confuses' me much)

Rival24

November 28th, 2006, 18:03

Yay another Troy / Kingdom of Heaven :(

Chris

November 28th, 2006, 18:05

I think it looks different than those. 300 actually looks interesting.

TwoXist

November 28th, 2006, 18:14

I think it looks different than those. 300 actually looks interesting.

That it does, Even the way its filmed looks cool.

Curry

November 29th, 2006, 11:36

Everyone I spoke to about Black Eyed Peas is enthousiastic too :(
I'd do her.

Nino

November 29th, 2006, 11:39

http://www.kvetchthis.com/wp-content/Fergie.jpg

Her?

Curry

November 29th, 2006, 13:21

Not on that pic tho.

Rival24

November 29th, 2006, 17:10

The Cole Train is a smooth ride, baby!

Fanappy

November 29th, 2006, 17:19

thats what happens when u take crystal meth boys and girls u lose certain bodily functions

Rival24

November 29th, 2006, 17:29

Well, you could still plug her if you'd want to and that's the most important thing! If she was a guy (!) you'd have a problem.

The_Glovner

November 29th, 2006, 17:47

lol sorry glovey didnt see it on ur gamercard :P yeah RAAM is a bitch but just completed it on Hardcore :D Co-op is the way 4ward and i finally got a Ranked match and there was some 14 yr on there DAMMIT

Not getting back online until my broadband package comes from orange so my tag ain't updated in a bit so sorry Curry, you still ain't going to overtake my gamerscore.

The Cole Train is a smooth ride, baby!

Unlike the glovner train which is hard bumpy and powered by pumping pistons and it always satisfies.

Yeah baby yeah!