I'm drunk and the world needs to know

[Curry]

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Hi. I'm Curry and I'm an alcoholic :P It's 4:40am and I just got home and I got some slight troubles seeing my laptop once.

Share your experiences! ;)

[ONI 23]

:r

[HHS Pilot]

Hi, i'm 18 and so i'm not drunk yet. 3 years to go

[bluehefner]

Hi, i'm 18 and so i'm not drunk yet. 3 years to go
Its ok, we wont tell anyone.

[knickersnot]

i am 29 and used to be an alcoholic

i now only drink 10 cans of stella on saturday and 10 on sundays
maybe the odd 5 or 6 on a friday night

but the world loves me

just got my licence back from driving while under the influence and writing off my civic type s with only 70 miles on the clock

i have served a 20 month ban and do not drink and drive anymore

sheesh i was lucky

it was grand theft auto got me into drink driving
dont play it no more

[TRIGGER M4N]

i am 29 and used to be an alcoholic
i now only drink 10 cans of stella on saturday and 10 on sundays
maybe the odd 5 or 6 on a friday night



Sweet jesus, how can you drink one, let alone 10?

I'm TRIGGER M4N, I drink when I want, how much I want, for as long I want.

[Cage]

Hi, I'm Cage. 27 years old and recently joined the AA.
All is well now.. I still drink, but only under a different name.
:drunk:

[Curry]

:rDidn't do that, just a tiny headache this morning :Y)

[knickersnot]

anyway where the F$%c is street fighter??????????

i got 1800 points and am scared to buy anything in case it costs more than 400 points

[Curry]

If only we knew....

[knickersnot]

i got 400 points spare for call of duty new maps

= 1400 left

want robotron 400 points = 1000 left but if street fighter is over 1000 i am done for

[Cage]

Just drink 2 pints less in the pub tonight and get yourself some more MS points. Problem solved. See, it wasn't that hard, now was it? :)

[Sir SpankalotUK]

I'm 30 and in denial

well lets see, thursday, went to London Carling Academy, Islington (http://www.islington-academy.co.uk/), saw two bands, first off was the support band called the gods directors (http://www.myspace.com/thegodsdirectors), who are very rocky and very enjoyable to hear play. The main reason I went was to see the main band of the night: The Council (http://www.thecouncilband.com/). It was a tad warm in there and the Grolsch (http://www.grolsch.co.uk/) was cold and very crisp, needless to say I lost count of the pints drunk. Had work the next day. Beginning to think the severity of a hangover is directly propotional to the quality of the bands the previous night which would put the night in islington quite high on the list of excellent gigs.

Friday night, was a friends birthday, since he works for House of Fraser (http://www.houseoffraser.co.uk/) in victoria (or st james' depending how you look at it). We went to the The Greencoat Boy (http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/36/360/Greencoat_Boy/Victoria) which is just around back of the fraser building, got quite hammered on the extra cold Kronenberg (http://www.k1664.co.uk/).

me = piss head.

[knickersnot]

if i drank down the pub then i could save enough for the oints but since i buy in BULK as it is cheaper i cant????????????

so problem still have i enough points for street fighter

[Nino]

:r

[Paul Tancred]

Hi, i'm 18 and so i'm not drunk yet. 3 years to go
Come to Ireland, you can drink here legally when you're 18.

[Studley]

It's 4pm and I've already had a few, I'm on my own this weekend while my g/f goes to an Elton John concert \o/ which means lots of football, lots of 360, and trying to beat the new GRAW co-op levels on default settings, which is impossible

[TRIGGER M4N]

Amen to that Studley.

[Rival24]

Come to Ireland, you can drink here legally when you're 18.
In the Netherlands when you're 16 8)

[TRIGGER M4N]

You can drink at 5 here in UK (I think it's still that anyway) as long as you're within your own home with parents.

[Rival24]

You can drink at 5 here in UK (I think it's still that anyway) as long as you're within your own home with parents.
We have legal drugs and hookers... your turn ;)

[TRIGGER M4N]

Err...

[MrMoen]

Hi Im Mr Moen and Im an alcoholic. I need alcohol to function properly and my liver is as big as my head.

An the other side, drinking games is what got me in gaming in the first place.

[Paul Tancred]

We have legal drugs and hookers... your turn ;)
Lovely comeback!!!

[D4V360]

I Don't Drink, I Don't Smoke and I Don't do Drugs,
Drinking Red Bull all day sitting behind your PC / XBOX 360 is bad enough for me, and since I love to drive my car to the McDrive at night to get some burgers and a shake I don't even want to drink...

[Chris]

I respect people who can be completely off the sauce.

Cheers! :drunk:

oops.

[The M.A.R.T.]

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Hi. I'm Curry and I'm an alcoholic :P It's 4:40am and I just got home and I got some slight troubles seeing my laptop once.

Share your experiences! ;)

I don't believe you, you are typing without any errors so you haven't drunk enough!

[TRIGGER M4N]

Well, you can do some remarkable things whilst intoxicated.

[Curry]

I don't believe you, you are typing without any errors so you haven't drunk enough!You want to know how long it took me though? :X

I've had some remarkable training on other fora :P

[HHS Pilot]

We have legal drugs and hookers... your turn ;)

Ok, i'm there! lol. Mexico is the easiest to go to for me, and well, they don't check the age for <i>anyone</i>. That was a fun fun time. 8)7. lol. But when i'm older, around my mid 20's, I can to travel to Europe and go to Germany and to Amsterdam.

[ONI 23]

I tried to be an alcoholic but I kept missing the meetings.
-Oni

[The M.A.R.T.]

You want to know how long it took me though? :X

I've had some remarkable training on other fora :P

Doesn't matter how long it took, if you are really, really drunk you'll be almost analfabetic. Doesn't matter if you look 3 minutes or 30 minutes at the text you think you're typing right and the next day you'll see some new language you left behind in several fora ;)

Well give us the links on other fora then where you had the remarkable training, that would be really fun I guess haha

[Chris]

Where's the middle finger smilie?

[TRIGGER M4N]

http://www.josephrgannascoli.com/images/EVENTS/MAY_2002_MIDDLE_FINGER_SALUTE/joe_middle_finger_salute.jpg

[Nino]

http://www.eyemachine.co.uk/images/emr_featurepic_ga_02.gif

Kudos to whoever recogiznes it.

[Curry]

Doesn't matter how long it took, if you are really, really drunk you'll be almost analfabetic. Doesn't matter if you look 3 minutes or 30 minutes at the text you think you're typing right and the next day you'll see some new language you left behind in several fora ;)

Well give us the links on other fora then where you had the remarkable training, that would be really fun I guess haha
Crewforums at Tweakers :Y)

[trj156]

http://www.eyemachine.co.uk/images/emr_featurepic_ga_02.gif

Kudos to whoever recogiznes it.
thats an arcade game!!

[Nino]

thats an arcade game!!
_o_

(several arcade games actually, dunno the details/backstory but I play a lot of Capcom games in MAME (arcade emulator) and a lot of them have this warning, I'll start an investigation later :))

[Chris]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' arcade game had that. With the Co-op.

One of many, I know.

[The M.A.R.T.]

Crewforums at Tweakers :Y)

Well copy and paste some then to give us some good drunk lines to read on this beautifull sunday. Did you call your fellowcrewpeople some fine names? :)

[TRIGGER M4N]

_o_

(several arcade games actually, dunno the details/backstory but I play a lot of Capcom games in MAME (arcade emulator) and a lot of them have this warning, I'll start an investigation later :))


It was an FBI anti-drug campaign that was inforced on all import games by law.

Winners Don't Use Drugs is the name of a anti-drug slogan that was included on all imported arcade games from the late 1980s through to the 1990s. The message appeared on idle arcade and pinball game screens during demos or after a player finished playing a game. It was established by FBI Director William S. Sessions with an agreement with the AAMA (American Amusement Machine Association). It was part of the government's Just Say No campaign


Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winners_Don't_Use_Drugs

[Chris]

The aliens know what's good.
http://a1.vox.com/6a00c2251c52baf21900c22521b4998fdb-pi

[kobejonez]

Me+Drink don't go together, well spirits anyways. Beers ace.
Every bit of trouble I've been in stems from drinking strong liqour really really quickly, The reason I fell out with Miss Piggy and Magnum....Vodka+Lambrini(as a mixer ran out of OJ) got pissed cos I was depressed and made a cunt of myself(oh the trouble that caused...). Another time I started a fight with the black incredible hulk. I had a skateboard, he had a hammer needles to say It ended badly(almost ended my career b4 it started) I have pics if you wanna see how bad. And I could go on and recant more of drunken idiot moments but I best save em for my memoirs.
http://www.kobejonez.karoo.net/breaks.JPG

[Rival24]

You have pics.. Why aren't they posted yet then?

[kobejonez]

I can't find any of the others mind you it was enough finding that one, had to screen grab cos I only had it as .NRI(nero cover designer format).

Yes that is an album cover btw my 3rd album to be precise.

Just a scar on my hand now.

[Aift]

Hi.

I'm Aift, I don't drink or smoke, but I do get a little tipsy off Red Bull.

I once drank 12 cans of Red Bull, and I tripped on the ground and when I get the grass, I thought I was falling off the edge of the earth....

Yep, I admit it!

[kobejonez]

Hi.

I'm Aift, I don't drink or smoke, but I do get a little tipsy off Red Bull.

I once drank 12 cans of Red Bull, and I tripped on the ground and when I get the grass, I thought I was falling off the edge of the earth....

Yep, I admit it!

12 cans?! damn thats tingley 8)7 2 coffees gets me jittery, 12 RBs would send me over

[Rival24]

I drank too much Red Bull once too. I never forget how I almost killed the toilet with my p00p.

[Chris]

see, I'm not the only shitsmith around here.

[Zerodisorder]

Mmmmm, Red Bull and jagermeister :D:drunk:

[Rival24]

EHyd Guys, I'm fdrunk as fuck, i need to get soberss asap, I want to spost some shit agiht? HELP

[nofear360]

EHyd Guys, I'm fdrunk as fuck, i need to get soberss asap, I want to spost some shit agiht? HELP
HA! Like we believe you 8)7 ...

[Rival24]

you want ana ban yo fucking wanke, i'll fuck u upz!@

[nofear360]

:D

People don't take you seriously when you're drunk hahaha!!

[MP3]

Hi Im 21 Im alcoholic and im proud of it. I dont know how to start this, just a sec let me get a drink. Few days ago i submited my BSc thesis, and since the im on a holy quest to destroy the evil liver. I started with amstel, heineken, and courvoisier, when my dumb ass realysed that i was drinking allot of money, me and my feloow drunks from the round table decided to go Lidl and get beer from there (that was my biggest mistake EVER). There was some beer called edelsteiner i think for 24 cents and it was buy two get one free, so me and my fellow knights bought 100 and got 50 free. We couldnt finish them all in one night because they were terible but we dont complain because we got 50 free.
I got to go now but ill post images from my kitchen and my fridge just so you see how does a kitchen and fridge of alcoholic looks like.

[UKJAY]

God...I feel so sorry for you...

I mean shopping at Lidl's awful - I wont even go near one.

[_Chris_]

God...I feel so sorry for you...

I mean shopping at Lidl's awful - I wont even go near one.
I'm proud to say i didnt step foot into a Lidl untill i was 16, and even then i have still never got anything, eugh, allow that.

[UKJAY]

OK. Im officially not drinking again until I go on a cruise May 23rd - May 30th and although I'll have no xbox - I'll still have xboxic as all cabins have satellite internet access :P - so no drunken messages everyone til May \o/ lol

[nofear360]

I haven't checked out your pics yet lol. Gonna do it tonight. I promise!

[UKJAY]

I haven't checked out your pics yet lol. Gonna do it tonight. I promise!

?? what pics ?? - I posted some pics on the forums - I think you saw em

[nofear360]

?? what pics ?? - I posted some pics on the forums - I think you saw em
No, I meant your Xbox Live messages ... or are the pics on the forum the ones you were talking about? If so, I thought there was more :P

[UKJAY]

you know Im kinda concerned because I can't remember sending any pics on my console.

DONT OPEN THEM !!!!! If I was drunk I may not be decent

they cant be the same ones from here because it's impossible to go from digital camera to xbox live vision...

Did anyone else get console pics ???? - if you got them Zan, _chris_ would have too .... chris??? chris???

[nofear360]

you know Im kinda concerned because I can't remember sending any pics on my console.

DONT OPEN THEM !!!!! If I was drunk I may not be decent

they cant be the same ones from here because it's impossible to go from digital camera to xbox live vision...

Did anyone else get console pics ???? - if you got them Zan, _chris_ would have too .... chris??? chris???
I'll check later ... my roomie's gonna kill me if I do it now. She'd get disconnected for some weird reason lol.

[HylianHitman]

When did you send them Jay, any idea? Might help us figure out when you didn't send them.

[Arian]

Hi, I'm Arian, also known as AblazeArian on Live and H34RT 4TT4CK on myspace. I drank for New Years Eve and I'm 20. I've been drinking on and off since I was 18 and I'm turning 21 in March. I live in the US but that hasn't stopped me from buying at certain stores on 8 mile and some clubs. My two worst days off my life were my two hangovers; my first I actually wanted to kill myself I was so depressed, my second was slightly more tolerable but I still shit mud and had enough spinning rooms to make a bad memory.

I went to a party at 10, waited for my girlfriend to get off from work at 10. Apparently she got held up at work till 11:30 and couldn't make it to the party. I got pissed so I downed a few shots of Jagermiester and a personal mix of Apple Smirnoff + Hypnotiq, then when I couldn't get a hold of her on my cell "All circuits are busy" I drove to her house which was like three blocks down from the party, couldn't bring myself to yell at her, so we polished off the rest of the the Apple smirnoff together and topped it off with crazy drunken (somewhat angry on my part) sex.

No Hangover in the morning, though I felt a little bit woozy, not sick woozy but good woozy. And yes, I actually remembered and managed to put on a condom that night.

Um, the party was pretty sweet, I realized this girl my friend was dating for a year turned out to be a stripper, I haven't seen him in the longest time though so which is why I had just found out.

[nofear360]

That's an interesting story! :D

I danced for 7 hours straight at my local disco bar on New Years Eve lol, was fun. My legs were totally worn out the following morning, even though I go out dancing and shit quite often. I was drunk but not hammered like I said I was gonna be. There's always next time, eh? :)

[Arian]

I'd still prefer the sex over dancings, I'm do the dancin with my girlfriend this weekend actuallyl; a friend invited me and my girlfriend to this bar tonight to meet up with a bunch of other friends, but tomorrow we're all going clubbing.

I'd still prefer the sex over dancings, I'm do the dancin with my girlfriend this weekend actuallyl; a friend invited me and my girlfriend to this bar tonight to meet up with a bunch of other friends, but tomorrow we're all going clubbing.

Okay, I wasn't drunk when I wrote that, but I'm too lazy to fix it and it's funny enough on it's own. 8)7

[nofear360]

Okay, I wasn't drunk when I wrote that, but I'm too lazy to fix it and it's funny enough on it's own. 8)7
Good thing you said that because Jay (or HylianHitman :?) would've asked about it otherwise :P.

[UKJAY]

When did you send them Jay, any idea? Might help us figure out when you didn't send them.

It would have been just before Christmas I think after a staff party, the same night I noticed nobody was on CoD4. I don't think I sent any pics New Years because I was sobering up on xbox.com instead...

[_Chris_]

I get drunk far too often, having said that i've barely been drunk at all lately, christmas and new year, then the odd week or so, cant wait till i get my first proper pay, gonna get so wasted so often. Being stoned every day makes up for it i suppose..

[UKJAY]

I get drunk far too often, having said that i've barely been drunk at all lately, christmas and new year, then the odd week or so, cant wait till i get my first proper pay, gonna get so wasted so often. Being stoned every day makes up for it i suppose..

and being stoned is cheaper...

[_Chris_]

Slightly...

[nofear360]

lol

[Rossko_UK]

Learnt tonight that my mate went to a roller disco for New Years and managed to break his arm in three places!

He went outside to get some air and slipped on a patch of ice, landing on his elbow. However he continued dancing through the night, woke up in the morning and still didn't go to A+E until his GF's dad convinced him to.

Best New Years story I've heard thus far.

[UKJAY]

LOL... that is a classic - especially to keep on dancing

[Oscar]

I don't drink much since I woke up one morning several years ago with a serious dose of "the fear" and crusted sick up my nose.... I still never discovered exactly what had happened the night before and I do get occasional flashbacks of what I got up to that are enough to make me break out in a sweat..... I would say I was drunk that night but I'm sure I went waaaaay beyond mere drunkeness... There are people who have never spoken to me since and I'm too scared to ask why!!

[UKJAY]

PM me and tell me what happened...it sounded fun...

[Oscar]

PM me and tell me what happened...it sounded fun...

I seriously don't know.... I don't know if I blanked it from memory or if it was just a blackout due to excessive alchohol intake mixed with hefty painkillers??

I did dance on a table and call someones girlfriend a fat whore before the blackout began..... Nuff said really!!! My bad!! :P

[_Chris_]

You do things you regret when you drink, i dropped trousers+boxers on the fucking tube on the way home from a gig, and have done many many many other stupid things i wish i had never done, thats the price you pay for drinking, doesnt mean you dont do it, its part of the fun.

[Oscar]

Don't get me wrong I do still drink on special occasions... Like Birthdays and Weekends and Dates with an even number in them.. :P

I just tend to stop drinking when the voices tell me I am the funniest / Sexiest / strongest etc man alive....

[_Chris_]

Lol fair play, thought you'd gone all straight edge and pussy on us;):P.

[UKJAY]

I just tend to stop drinking when the voices tell me I am the funniest / Sexiest / strongest etc man alive....

No I keep going then... that's the best bit. The amount of waitresses/bar staff round my way that have heard all my spiel!!

[Arian]

I don't have those voices...

[Oscar]

No I keep going then... that's the best bit. The amount of waitresses/bar staff round my way that have heard all my spiel!!

Staying in Perth doesn't allow for such flippant bar speil.... There aren't enough decent pubs around so if you get barred for being too drunk and speily (I think I just invented another word) you become somewhat of a social pariah, standing outside with your face pressed against the glass looking at all the people enjoying a good bevvie and a perv at the local trollopes... Either that or you end up in a semi deserted bar with the company of an old alchoholic and his 3 legged dog..... Not good!! :(

[Rossko_UK]

I got barred from a pub by some bitch, but thankfully a few months later the dumb idiot fell pregnant and had to leave her job. Now I can go back in there as if nothing ever happened!

[Oscar]

With the ammount of inbreeding that goes on around here the bitch that bars you would be the wife, sister and daughter of the pub owner so theres no getting away!! :L

[UKJAY]

LOL - same here... except it's a Devon village instead.

[Oscar]

LOL - same here... except it's a Devon village instead.


The sad thing is Jay, they have the cheek to call Perth a city!!... How can it be a city when everyone knows and has slept with everyone else I ask??

Mind you the extra fingers work out great for playing gutiar hero III :P

[trj156]

i'm drunksn and the world need s to know that i partake in tehis activietyu of killing bbrain cells for funh for real it is the greatest thing and i l iv e drunik

[Gaz-DanaWalker]

I havnt been properly mashed in a while.
When i drink i seem to take things to far and drink to the max.

I can remember once i had 4 pints of something(carling i think cause it was a shite pub wi little choice) and a few shots of Apple sours cause the girls kept buyin a heap load.
The next pub we went to i started to buy double straight jackie d and down it. My mate worked out that i had a good pints worth of jack in my system.(hes a doctor in formula1 btw. works with Honda and hes a brainy shit) it was a work night out and i started rubn ma arse against the windows to the smokers. I cant memba anythin else in the pub but we ran away from one of the girls that was a bit coocoo. (a bit cruel but it was funny at the time) we went to my boss's house for more whiskey. My boss's wife threatend me to cut my hair so i threatened to pump er up the arse. (didnt go down well)
I made full of my boss by calling him a toy soldier cause hes tiny. ( again didnt go down to well) then to top it off when i was getn sent home cause i was comatosed i threw up on his door step. My boss put me in my taxi and sent me to London road "by mistake" but i stay at the opposite side of the town. the next thing i remember is me leaning over a large propellor. I had walked the wrong way and into the next town to the monument.
My mum said she found me lying on the stairs in the front garden in the morning and she sent me safely to bed. I woke up with a full loaf that i had toasted and put chicken and mayonaise in? There was only one bite out of them. A full loaf toasted in the toaster would have tooken ages!!!
To this day i dont know how i got home safely.

[Oscar]

I havnt been properly mashed in a while.
When i drink i seem to take things to far and drink to the max.

I'm sure it's something they put in the water up here in Scotland!! :P

[_Chris_]

Well, i'm off to the pub tonight with some work people to get smashed, i may end up on here when i get back, if so i will try my best to keep my drunken ramblings to this thread, but no promises of course.

[nofear360]

YAY! I'll be on waiting for you to come back (and studying maths :()!!

[Rossko_UK]

Well, i'm off to the pub tonight with some work people to get smashed, i may end up on here when i get back, if so i will try my best to keep my drunken ramblings to this thread, but no promises of course.

Don't make me wield the banhammer on you!

[_Chris_]

Don't make me wield the banhammer on you!

Chris pulls a disgustingly shocked face

Ross!! One of the regulars man, one of the regulars, and so near to my xboxic forum birthday... Tut man, tut


:P

[UKJAY]

Chris pulls a disgustingly shocked face

Ross!! One of the regulars man, one of the regulars, and so near to my xboxic forum birthday... Tut man, tut


:P

Jason thinks Ross watches The Apprentice...

[Rossko_UK]

It's a dog eat dog world out there...

Wait, wrong programme.

And you didn't even post Chris, sup with that?!

I'll be heading out tonight, but I sure as hell won't be logging on when I get back.

[toyota4x4]

man i used to drink by the gallons in high school mainly cause theres nothing to do in my town cause were out in the boonies. what got me turned off drinking so much happened about two years ago...

me and three other friends of mine took a 6 day trip to cancun,mexico... well alcohol was the only liquid we drank all week except bottled water so we were extremely lit all week neway we went out to a club/bar 1 night and got wasted really bad...then i get this bright idea that im going back to the hotel (it was around 4am) without ne of my friends so i stumble back outside the club and proceed to walk my happy drunk ass back. the problem was the hotel was at the other end of the hotel strip from where i was at (im guessing 10 miles or so). somehow i made it back to the hotel cause the next thing i rememberd was being woke up by the hotel staff on the front steps.:? neway since then ive been really carefull when i drink cause nething could have happened to me that night and since i was in another country that was even scarier.