Live Vision Shockers...

[UKJAY]

Since the release of the Live Vision Cam recently is anyone horrified by their own friends list yet?

[Nino]

Cybermans has a Live Vision so I guess I'm screwed the next time I sign in.

[MrMoen]

Cybermans has one? Then we're screwed ;(

[Sir SpankalotUK]

surprising no, mainly pictures of posters and the like, or in my case a can of kronenbergh 1664.

[YLA G]

why is that so surprising??

you have already custom avatars on a forum, custom avatars on gtalk, icq, msn, etc.. and a webcam is older then broadband..

[TRIGGER M4N]

surprising no
why is that so surprising??

...Re-read.

I haven't got anyone on my friends-list with the cam, but whilst playing Uno, I've had a few shockers. People having sex on cam isn't always cool.

[Rossko_UK]

...Re-read.

I haven't got anyone on my friends-list with the cam, but whilst playing Uno, I've had a few shockers. People having sex on cam isn't always cool.

Dude, you must have made that up, surely?!

[TRIGGER M4N]

I swear on my life, it was shown on Vision cam.

[Nino]

Nice, almost makes me wanna renew my Live subscription.

[UKJAY]

I swear on my life, it was shown on Vision cam.

Terrible...

[Curry]

...Re-read.

I haven't got anyone on my friends-list with the cam, but whilst playing Uno, I've had a few shockers. People having sex on cam isn't always cool.
/me brushes up his Uno skills. I needed to get that last achievement anyway.

However, you do say it isn't always cool. You mean all participants were male?

[Studley]

Now now curry, don't be judgmental. Maybe he didn't like that all participants were female ;)

[YLA G]

or male :S

[TRIGGER M4N]

It was normal sex, as in male and female, wasn't anal. Zoomed in on the action. It isn't always cool, coz Uno is relaxing place, where cards are delt, swear words are used, and cigarettes are smoked.

[Rival24]

And holes are being stuffed.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Not normally, no.

[MrMoen]

:D

[The M.A.R.T.]

I'd have that couple having sex on my TV any day over the freaking ugly girl from Austria that was drunk, named Tina, and only could say looser to the guy in the room named Alex.

For the rest she talked shit, looked like shit, I wanted to shit on her or at least shit her mouth full so she would stop using that Arnold Schwarzenegger accent of hers. I even tried to talk to her in German to get to her braindead head (AND I HATE GERMAN LANGUAGE).

Worst Vision Shocker ever. Looking at a Austrian pile of shit

[UKJAY]

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[The M.A.R.T.]

Ha Mart I laughed at your post loads...

Should have told her to take her face for a shit and remember to wipe this time...

She'd better put her head in the toilet, flush and hope it would have been washed away totally. I'd even would have promissed her a shag if her complete head was gone to get that image of my screen! A wipe wouldn't help enough...

Jees for real I am scared to turn UNO back on @ a Saturday night 8)7 :P

[Rival24]

I'll get a cam and give you a *real* scare >:)

[The M.A.R.T.]

I'll get a cam and give you a *real* scare >:)

Depends on what you're showing. Mine is bigger then yours for sure.

8)

I meant my HDTV ofcourse hahaaaaa

[Chris]

naughty.

[UKJAY]

Yeah UNO is just not got the same feel to it anymore.

[YLA G]

And holes are being stuffed.

_o_

[Curry]

I'd have that couple having sex on my TV any day over the freaking ugly girl from Austria that was drunk, named Tina, and only could say looser to the guy in the room named Alex.

For the rest she talked shit, looked like shit, I wanted to shit on her or at least shit her mouth full so she would stop using that Arnold Schwarzenegger accent of hers. I even tried to talk to her in German to get to her braindead head (AND I HATE GERMAN LANGUAGE).

Worst Vision Shocker ever. Looking at a Austrian pile of shit
Why does this post remind me of that South Park The Movie scene with Cartman's mom 8)7

[Chris]

shiza!

[sp?]

[UKJAY]

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[Chris]

You just watched in amazement. :D

[The_Glovner]

I would have abused and left after the first fucker done it.

[knickersnot]

well honestly

we are all human.

a few tits and dicks never hurt noone.

i have had a bloke playin uno in his bedroom pissed up when his wife was in a drink induced coma he put the cam on her and flopped her tits out which was QUALITY.

i play uno in my 6 year old sons spiderman cotton mask.

only cos i resemble the bloke off the goonies in the superman t shirt.
;)
or do i??????????

[Cage]

only cos i resemble the bloke off the goonies in the superman t shirt.
Sloth FTW! :)

[CleanSweep31]

The mask thing in the US I assume is because of Halloween. Still I can't help think that the anonymity being broken from the camera has got to be a psychological shocker to some of these brain dead farts. I wasn't going to buy one until I saw the Rainbow Six Vegas face mapping… Uno players beware! O-)

I have seen some crazy things so far but nothing like what the rumors are. Had some great faces to gamertags.

[knickersnot]

CURRY the main man here is in my friends list and can let you all know what my gamer pic is like of me.

just to prove i do look like sloth.......

[The_Glovner]

HEY YOU GUUUUUYYYS!

[Chris]

this thread keeps making me think of
http://home.socal.rr.com/xer0/images/shocker.jpg

[The_Glovner]

The mask thing in the US I assume is because of Halloween. Still I can't help think that the anonymity being broken from the camera has got to be a psychological shocker to some of these brain dead farts. I wasn't going to buy one until I saw the Rainbow Six Vegas face mapping… Uno players beware! O-)

I have seen some crazy things so far but nothing like what the rumors are. Had some great faces to gamertags.

I had a guy last night who came into the room with me and two friends. Realised his cam was on (at which point we could see he was a fat spotty 13yr old), he then shouted "Shit!", ducked below the camera then popped up 5 seconds later wearing a scream mask shouting about how he was going to stab everyone and how metal he was.

He really should have realised that he had ruined that one before it had began.8)7

[UKJAY]

lol UNO seems to be more of a circus show now. I think when you just see a few faces now looking into a screen - I am just waiting to laugh at the next idiot. It beats birdwatching

[The_Glovner]

I find myself not even playing the actual game it is that boring.

Just sit in the lobby with two friends and laugh at whatever freak turns up next then boot them to allow another one to enter.

[UKJAY]

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[Zerodisorder]

Hmm seems like I'll have to start playing again lol.

[Fanappy]

i was thinking the same thing too, should be a giggle. Do we know any other games which will do face mapping ???

I have this fat american kid he sent me a pic and voice message (he's really good at games tho, probably due to the fact he cant get of the sofa) and its so damn funny he's trying 2 be hardcore and swearing his head off i almost cried laughing i actually showed some of my friend its hilarious

[Curry]

ha ha..lol THAT is class!! Could rename it UNO's Next Top Model
Lol, now if someone would actually get some hot chicks in there instead of beerbellied old nerds :P

[kobejonez]

Ooh porn on xbl??? might have to get myself on Uno. God help you all if I get camera though.

[MrMoen]

In that case, god help us all

[UKJAY]

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[The M.A.R.T.]

I'm done with it. I'll buy the cam and get back on all those scary faces, Austrian bitches that turn me totally off and everyones cats, fish or a combination of all those.

That means, scary Austrian bitch having a pussy that smells like fish (although the cam don't have smell-vision I did think I saw a yellow fog which killed all the plants in the room).

Now when I have this mighty cam... FEAR THE WORST

[Aift]

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Unfortunately I won't be getting a Xbox Live Vision until Rainbow Six: Vegas launches. So until then, you guys can only dream of my beautiful face. And yes, I have been a little freaked out at my Friends List since the Xbox Live Vision came out.

[UKJAY]

yeah I was so freaked out I deleted most of them and changed my gamertag.
Face mapping is in World Series of Poker too, can't wait for it...

[The_Glovner]

Well I was on UNO last night showing one of my mates the porn on my mobile phone and everytime someone jumped in the room for a couple of minutes (before my mate chucked them) I got a friends request, you'd think they had never seen a tit or gash in their life.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Yeah, Glovner, what is yur pic at the min? And was that you before, what I thought was a spliff in your mouth?

[The_Glovner]

Yeah, Glovner, what is yur pic at the min? And was that you before, what I thought was a spliff in your mouth?

That was me before and yes that was a spliff hanging out my mouth.

It is still me but with the aid of some camera trickery and tomfoolery it is a picture of me kissing myself.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Looks like a pair of tits to be honest.

[The_Glovner]

Looks like a pair of tits to be honest.

Cheeky bastard.

Buy a decent TV and all will become clear.:X

[TRIGGER M4N]

Buy a decent TV and all will become clear.:X

SO I can have a bigger pair of tits to look at?

[The_Glovner]

SO I can have a bigger pair of tits to look at?

Touche_o_

[Chris]

what's a tit?

[TRIGGER M4N]

what's a tit?

Ask your mom.

[Chris]

Why don't I just ask your mom? She's always been known to show and tell in the past.

[TRIGGER M4N]

Your mom's probably better, becuase she is a prime example of a tit.

[Paul Tancred]

Your mom's probably better, becuase she is a prime example of a tit.

@ Chris *whipping noise*

[UKJAY]

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[Chris]

i literally just L o L'd.

[kobejonez]

I've been playing Uno for the sole porpoise of seeing freaks, none yet but I'll keep you posted¬_¬ As for my friend list I think only Studley has a cam, his pic looks like him and a mate looking blunted. I have a £10 pc world voucher I might spend a tenner and get my self a cam or a vga cable I ain't sure, probably the cable as some of y'all might know the Jonez has a face for radio.

[Fanappy]

all i can say is he must be hung like a hamster to fit into a cd :P

[kobejonez]

Well I was in absolute histerics and also horified by what I and 2 others on my friends list saw. A guy who's gamertag is: JIM BOOOOOOOOOO came on and started putting his dick through a CD and pulling as hard as he could through the other end whilst spinning the CD - I was virtually sick, so we left and started another room!! It was gross

I didn't see this one earlier, whoa thats one to tell the grandkids(well ok maybe not). Damn there are some weird fucking people out there on the I.S.H.

I've just noticed that your 215GS ahead of me Fanappy ¬_¬ I ain't having that! Now I've got to go play xbox all day to try and catch up(damn :).

[UKJAY]

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[Studley]

As for my friend list I think only Studley has a cam, his pic looks like him and a mate looking blunted.

You lose 8 cool points, it's from Spaced (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKBUIsU1KVY).

If nobody knows what it is, maybe I'll have to replace it...

[Cage]

You lose 8 cool points, it's from Spaced (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKBUIsU1KVY).

If nobody knows what it is, maybe I'll have to replace it...
I thought that face looked familiar.. haha.. Didn't knew it either.. Thought it was you and a mate looking spaced at the new gadget and someone made a snapshot at that moment.. :)

[Rival24]

I received my live vision today, be prepared >:)

[kobejonez]

You lose 8 cool points, it's from Spaced (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKBUIsU1KVY).

If nobody knows what it is, maybe I'll have to replace it...

I just couldn't see properly due to small low def tv. Spaced is fecking ace.

[UKJAY]

I received my live vision today, be prepared >:)

Yeah I bet you'll show em how it's done properly!! lol

[kobejonez]

I received my live vision today, be prepared >:)

EEk!! I'm geek patrol tonight on Uno.

[UKJAY]

lol someone sent me a voice message saying they were going to kill me and violently shoot me in the head - I reported him to MS and left the message on my account for them to access. It was almost as if Condemned was real. Is it legal to name and shame people?? Im not even sure if I should post their gamertag names really.

[Rossko_UK]

lol someone sent me a voice message saying they were going to kill me and violently shoot me in the head - I reported him to MS and left the message on my account for them to access. It was almost as if Condemned was real. Is it legal to name and shame people?? Im not even sure if I should post their gamertag names really.

Yeah go for it, what was his 'Tag?!

[TRIGGER M4N]

TBH, I don't think MS will look at it after one offense. If people keep on giving him a Code Of Conduct violation report, then they might have a look.

[UKJAY]

Yeah go for it, what was his 'Tag?!

It was Jakaya

[kobejonez]

OMG! I was UNO last night and I only played on table with Jim boooooooooooo! fat fuck had his dick in his pants fortunately.

[UKJAY]

OMG! I was UNO last night and I only played on table with Jim boooooooooooo! fat fuck had his dick in his pants fortunately.

...then you're one of the lucky ones...lol

yeah he is a fat fuck with huge glasses...

[kobejonez]

Yup and huge eyebrows.Looks like he weighs over 20 stone. :)

[UKJAY]

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[Rossko_UK]

OMG! I was UNO last night and I only played on table with Jim boooooooooooo! fat fuck had his dick in his pants unfortunately.

You wanted his dick to be out?! Disgusting :P

Rival, what do you think of Totemball, agree with my review?!

I haven't seen anything on Uno in the three games I've played since the release of the camera. Might have to start playing again to see if any other freaks exist!

[Rival24]

You wanted his dick to be out?! Disgusting :P

Rival, what do you think of Totemball, agree with my review?!

I haven't seen anything on Uno in the three games I've played since the release of the camera. Might have to start playing again to see if any other freaks exist!

I don't agree with your review :P It should've been 1 out of 10 ;)

[Rossko_UK]

I don't agree with your review :P It should've been 1 out of 10 ;)

Lol, well the music is pretty cool. That saved it, slightly. Probably one of the worst games I've ever playerd though!

[Rival24]

Lol, well the music is pretty cool. That saved it, slightly. Probably one of the worst games I've ever playerd though!

It's an incredibly frustrating game, the totemball thingie has a mind of its own :(

[UKJAY]

Yes Totemball is a bit funny to start with - but after it keeps pausing itself, and the crappy pterry thing runs into the river constantly it does get frustrating and boring!! .

[The_Glovner]

That must be a tiny little penis to fit through the hole in a CD. Surprised he thought it was worth showing to the world.

[UKJAY]

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[Genesis]

I'm had some stupid kid show me and some friends his penis but he was stupid because his microphone was on, it was the only thing he was wearing, but he was mouthing words into it. I've also seen porn via XBL. Some person positioned his camera to view his computer screen which was running Windows 98, gross.

My friend ahs seen some guy wearing a Scream mask cut his arm on camera. o_O

[UKJAY]

Yeah UNO really attracts some weird people - although lately im sick of being kicked out just for being British! I wish you could filter by country or something. ANYONE kicks me out now - it's bad rep for quitting game early cos well its all I can do in the game now!!

[Rival24]

Maybe it's your face :X

[UKJAY]

Maybe it's your face :X

Yeah true I guess I make the rest look ugly....:+

[UKJAY]

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[Chris]

I lol'd.

[Colby]

well I guess I better make a post about myself on here. I recently fell asleep half way through a late night game of UNO. I was the host and awoke up a little bit later to god knows who looking at me shouting at me to press the start button!

ROFL

Xbox 360 $400
Xbox Live $50
Xbox Camera $60
Falling asleep on camera while playing Uno-Priceless

[UKJAY]

well ive had the flu and I got all cosey with a pillow behind my head, and then well I just must have dozed off - i must have been force played through out until the game got back to lobby. I thought I was hearing things until I opened my eyes and saw a guy named complexgamer pulling faces