Introduction thread for new and old users

Curry · July 12th, 2007, 13:03

Hey all, and especially new users. In this thread there's room to introduce yourself and say hi to everyone, central and sticky to keep the rest of the forum clean

Ivan Joidherpus · July 12th, 2007, 16:51

Hi there everyone,

I'm Mass, but you knew that already.
I live in Toronto, Canada, which is North America's 5th largest metropolitan population.

I like money, girls (1 in particular,

), games, books, money, hangin out with friends, ganj, hamburgers, money and boobs.

max2663 · July 12th, 2007, 17:07

hi im max and i like coca-cola, cars and babes ooh and your mum

_Chris_ · July 12th, 2007, 18:02

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Originally Posted by max2663

hi im max and i like coca-cola, cars and babes ooh and your mum

Right, so all the new people can come here and see that youre a bit of a tard.
Anyway...

Hello!
For all you new people, i'm Chris.
I'm from Greenwich, in London (England) The home of the (shitty) Millenium Dome, now called the O2.

I like games (mainly 3rd person shooters/stealth games and such, though im getting into FPS games lately, though i used to despise FPS), girls, Kevin Smith films, Cannabis, sex, Beer, money, getting wrecked with friends, making comics for this site, heavy....heavy metal, Industrial/Electronica/EBM/darkwave music, and who doesnt love boobs?*

spoiler:

* - Gay guys, straight girls, monks or any person commited to celibacy not included

JasonA · July 12th, 2007, 18:26

For anyone new here or thinking of joining...

Im Jason. From Plymouth (South West England) Im outspoken, I often don't stop to think before I act on something, but to date it's always been a positive trait of mine anyway. I've been brought up with computer games since I was 4 or so (Spectrum ZX16) and have owned most consoles ever made! Im into war games, racing games, golf games, and multiplayer shoot to kill stuff...

I come here and have xboxic in the background when Im working (or meant to be...)

An even bigger message to all the unregistered users that read my posts here and send me console comments...it's even easier if you sign-up here and reply to my messages as post's !!

wakeboardnmoto · July 12th, 2007, 18:45

what a perfect thread...anyway im matt, from California in the US, i do everything you could possibly imagine, maybe, and i love all games and consoles except for dumbass sports games only from certain companies *cough* EA *cough*, and i pretty much do whatever the fuck i want.

and i like boobs too

TRIGGER M4N · July 12th, 2007, 20:44

S'up.

xboxguy · July 12th, 2007, 21:49

yo my name is tom and xboxic is my favorite xbox site, i work a lot and party whenever possible. i like to run and stuff. i've been here for a long time and i've managed to stay out of all the drama, although i couldn't resist making fun of E2K.

Nayse-BTC · July 12th, 2007, 23:11

Hi, my name is Karl Marx, and im a political activist in 1800s Prussia.
I like ice-cream and long walks in the park.
I also wrote 'Das Kapital', 'Theories on surplus value' and was the father of communism.

no no drama, he dont want no drama...

Curry · July 12th, 2007, 23:37

Somehow I don't think you're the real Karl Marx!

My name is Niels Keurentjes, 29 years old and living in Eindhoven, the Netherlands. I run my own ICT-company, mainly advanced website development for companies, and I've got a few sites on the internet that occasionally get visited by a few gamers.

Plus I like boobs.

Nayse-BTC · July 12th, 2007, 23:55

Ok you got me, im not karl marx.

Im Groucho Marx, beloved entertainer of the 20th century. I like hard liquor and cigars. I once beat a man to death with my cock.

max2663 · July 13th, 2007, 08:27

well i thought you were some punter from manchester???

kobejonez · July 13th, 2007, 11:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nayse-BTC

Hi, my name is Karl Marx, and im a political activist in 1800s Prussia.
I like ice-cream and long walks in the park.
I also wrote 'Das Kapital', 'Theories on surplus value' and was the father of communism.
no no drama, he dont want no drama...

Quote:

Originally Posted by max2663

well i thought you were some punter from manchester???

AHAHAHAHAHa

Hiya y'all my name is Glen and I've been here a while. I'm a worn down cog in a broken machine. But when I'm not underachieving I like to play a sh*t ton of Xbox and like _Chris_ I also love Kevin Smith movies and Cannabis. Oh and the P*ssy natch.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curry

My name is Niels Keurentjes

OK I have always wondered how is your name pronounced is it "Neels Curen-tes"? or "Niles Curent-yez"? or a mixture of both?

_Chris_ · July 13th, 2007, 11:29

offtopic:

Quote:

Originally Posted by max2663

well i thought you were some punter from manchester???

Punter? so hes a customer for things? I see.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kobejonez

OK I have always wondered how is your name pronounced is it "Neels Curen-tes"? or "Niles Curent-yez"? or a mixture of both?

For his first name i've always assumed Niles, didnt even try the rest

Thryon · July 13th, 2007, 12:07

Hi, my name is Brian. I am from the East coast of Canada. I am not as vocal as others here (but I do have my moments). I am an avid Xbox 360 fan (I have vanity license plates on my Jeep that indicate XBOX360). oh and I am a self confessed achievement whore.

Chris · July 13th, 2007, 21:11

I'm Chris.

Eat shit.

nofear360 · July 13th, 2007, 23:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by kobejonez

OK I have always wondered how is your name pronounced is it "Neels Curen-tes"? or "Niles Curent-yez"? or a mixture of both?

I think it's "Neels Curen-tches". That's how Flamish would pronounce it ... I think

.

Bonjour mes amis, my name's Zan Toplisek. I'm from Slovenia (if you don't know where it's located, look it up on a map for fuck's sake or pay attention in geography

) and ... I'm into pussies .... and ermm .... the 360

.

Ivan Joidherpus · July 14th, 2007, 00:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Eat shit.

Pass the ketchup.

Curry · July 14th, 2007, 01:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofear360

I think it's "Neels Curen-tches". That's how Flamish would pronounce it ... I think

.

That's I think the closest attempt in this thread so far

Niles is most off, that's how a lot of mail from the US is addresses too. My best bet in phonetic English would be Neels Current-yus? When I'm a famed millionaire I'll record an MP3 like Bjarne Stroustrup

Just say Curry

Cage · July 14th, 2007, 01:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curry

That's I think the closest attempt in this thread so far

Niles is most off, that's how a lot of mail from the US is addresses too. My best bet in phonetic English would be Neels Current-yus? When I'm a famed millionaire I'll record an MP3 like Bjarne Stroustrup

Just say Curry

Cage to the rescue

This MP3 files says it all... http://www.sendmefile.com/00555989

With some help of http://www.linguatec.net/onlineservices/voice_reader

Fanappy · July 14th, 2007, 08:52

Hi my name is Nathaniel, but most people call me Fanny or Fanappy, I'm from Surrey in the UK, I am a bit of a Xbox Fanboi as well as a Halo Fanboi but don't hold it against me I am a Youth Worker and am very anal about graphics (Graphics Whore) but have made a few exceptions due to class storyline (Condemned) or gameplay (Marvel:UA) I am also in a Clan hotpocket just to clarify my live name....

I also like Boobs

Sage · July 15th, 2007, 23:42

Hi, Im Lunga. I stay in Johannesburg, South Africa(home to the great Nelson Mandela and host to the 2010 soccer world cup). Im big on girls, gaming(on any console, excluding the wii), kung fu and aviation.PS I like any type of game except for turn-based games.